Nick Hogan Is No Longer Alone
Nick Hogan's whining and bitching paid off. He was transferred out of solitary confinement and into a cell with three other juveniles with a TV. MyFox Tampa Bay reports that he was moved at 4:30pm today. The Sheriff said "the transfer was a result of ongoing assessments of inmate situations."
I'm guessing the Hogans worked as a family to "convince" the Sheriff. Linda worked his peen, Hulk worked his low hangers, Nick worked his taint and Brooke tea bagged him.
Earlier this week, Nick's cry baby ass requested to be put on house arrest because he didn't feel solitary confinement was fair. The judge denied his request.
Nick will have a ball....or two.....or six! In a couple of days, his ass will be aching to get back into solitary.
Naw! I'm sure Nick and his new cellmates will all love each other. It will be like "Three's Company," but with more butt sex. What am I saying? "Three's Company" had tons of butt sex!
Thanks Sadie
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BTW: this is all in fun of course P.C. ;}
No hard feelings, literally and figuratively.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 5, 2008 - 9:15pm.
i just wish i had thoughts like that.. i wasn't gettin' into the really good schools anyway!!LOL!
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
He's the 1st guy in the world to volunteer for anal rape, I hope he sets the all-time record for being a recipient.
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Some PantyChrist footage from last night. Naughty girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khuFmF3XiEk
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 5, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Funny stuff. I like at the end when Carlin says, ...these are thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 5, 2008 - 9:09pm.
wait, wait!.. there's a choice?!?... since when did jail become "Let's Make a Deal"?!LOL!
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 5, 2008 - 8:51pm.
LMFAO!!!
ps: I wonder if Nick had a choice between being raped or having his hairline licked by PantyChrist, which one he would choose.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
I'm not saying I have anything vaguely resembling admiration or respect for this lil' twunt, but I would very much like to pin him down and lick his hairline. Is that bad? Is that wrong? What can I tell you, his hairline moistens me.
God this guy looks like a moron douchebag. I hope he gets the shit kicked out of him in jail.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by WTF on June 5, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Stop with the rape jokes already. So not funny.
yeah, i'm sure i'll catch heat for this, but... what the hell do i care?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2473602468651528857&q=george+ca...
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
manny is right, though. Because he has money, he will be very popular in jail. He can buy all the candy he wants. His cellmates are stoked.
Maybe, if we're lucky, if we pray hard enough, one of those juveniles will shiv him for watching a My Sweet Sixteen marathon.
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Aggh, dumb bitches, don't give in to any of this crybaby's special treatment requests!
Tell you what Sheriff, you put nick in the cell with the other 3 dudes, BUT have their TV play non-stop a mix of OZ, Hogan Knows Best and that amazing Nancy Grace take on his douche phone calls.
At the risk of getting flamed to a crackly crisp, I truly wish that folks who want to advertize another website would simply buy an ad on the sidebar and keep the promotions out of the threads.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Ugh. We have to look at this douche all night. SAD.
No sympathy whatsoever for whatever karma comes his way. That includes RAPE. I won't be cheering, but I won't care, either.
Off-topic: Aubrey O'Day has just confirmed she's dating asshat Jesse McCartney. Just thought I would share that depressing piece of news, though I'm 100% sure nobody gives a shit. Sorry.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Too-quick-Nick will be just fine ...cause that's the way...uh huh...uhuh...I like it.
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Oh, fuck him. The only TV that little shit deserves is one that shows real-time video of his brain damaged buddy being cared for 24/7.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
The Hogan or what ever the hell there real name is are white trash. The tranny messes daughter and mother and the jackass father. They are all liable for this accident. Hulk bought his son the beer! Now they say they are the ones that are suffering. Rot in hell Hogans!
Amen sista jussayin, Nick got in a car after drinking, intending to drag-race and not even having the forethought to insist that his passenger wear his seat belt, THEN, fucks up his passenger's head for LIFE, DONE. Nick's "virgial" asshole can be repaired, and he got off easy on his sentence (you try that shit, and see what sentence your ass gets). An ass rape is a mere drop in the bucket compared to what he INTENTIONALLY subjected his passenger, AND EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY to. He fucks up a head, the very LEAST this obnoxious, spoiled piece of shit deserve is his ass fucked up literally. Sorry, no mercy.
Submitted by jussayin on June 5, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by WTF on June 5, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Stop with the rape jokes already. So not funny.
...it wasn't funny when his friend got severely injured in the car crash either. Trust...I would laugh at all if someone decided to rip him a new asshole or rip up his existing asshole. It's called karma...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by WTF on June 5, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Stop with the rape jokes already. So not funny.
...it wasn't funny when his friend got severely injured in the car crash either. Trust...I would laugh at all if someone decided to rip him a new asshole or rip up his existing asshole. It's called karma...
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yeah, I said it! what?
That's one load of jizz his mom should have swallowed. I loathe the Hogans - don't even get me started.
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I doubt anything will even happen to him in jail, at least not while he's with juveniles. I bet he'll promise those guys that his parents will make it worth their while as long as they don't give him any shit. I really hope someone beats him within an inch of his life, though.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Young Hogan is incarcerated in Pinellas County Jail, not a penitentiary. This facility houses those prisoners who are either awaiting trial or serving a sentence for a crime not serious enough to merit a state penitentiary sentence. The overwhelming number of people he will be housed with are serving time for DUI, bad checks, posession of small amounts of drugs, failure to pay child support etc.
The major criminal types awaiting trial are segregated and in different modules, as are the declared homosexual prisoners and those with special needs.
In all actuality, Hogan will be an immediate hero in his module because of his celebrity and position.
While this may seem unrealistic to those of you who saw "Oz", this is how it really is on the Pinellas County Jail level.
It's certainly no fun, it's boing as all get out, the food is bad, the medical care marginal, but from the standpoint of his personal safety and standing, he'll be a big shot in his new jail community immediately.
Submitted by OXA on June 5, 2008 - 7:34pm.
LoLo, dat choo? hehe
Rape isn't funny unless it's RAPING THESE FUCKING SPAMMERS WITH A FUCKING BROOMSTICK HANDLE.
He is a good man and also he is very hot on S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss.com ,where you can meet many good men or pretty women and where you may find your new true love..I saw his many photos at this site
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I am sorry to hear about your loss.
I think most people agree with you. especially here. nick and his parents are scum.
Totally hope The Sisters from Shawshank get hold of him and part those comely, quivering mounds of young flesh...
Haha, wow, I just read this at celebrityprayerlist.com They were making jokes that they'd "pray" Nick get taken out, but they were kidding...looks like it went through after all...
the first time he starts crying because he can't watch his stories ...
I don't know how much tolerance they will have for his b.s. about "just a car accident". they may consider that to be insulting since they had to admit their crimes.
in fact I wouldn't be surprised if he goes into this with the attitude that they should be impressed by him.
I wonder if john has a tv in his room. I don't know if he can hear it but you never know. I hope he does have one or a radio. something...
Submitted by WTF on June 5, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Stop with the rape jokes already. So not funny.
joke? More like a premonition.
"Inmate situations" translates to "immature situations" that can be corrected by some butt-thumpin'.
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I hope his new roomies give him a real nice welcome...with their fists.
Who gives a rat's ass about this douchebag? He's a little momma's boy who deserves more then the 8 months then he got as a sentence. John Graziano will NEVER get out of the prison he is in. His mother will never see him get married, have children, etc.
Frank Graziano was on the Schnitt Show which is heard in Tampa, FL and replayed on The MJ Morning show. He is the one who deserves to be heard. His family is suffering in a way that most of us will never know. I've had a relative on life support and we made the decision to take her off. Watching her die was something I will never forget and something no one should have to watch.
My thoughts and prayers are with the Graziano family and karma is a bitch and will come back to bite the Hogans in the ass.
Stop with the rape jokes already. So not funny.
One can only hope that his cells mates have no pity on him.
He's a disgrace.
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So after his mum screwed the Sheriff he got a transfer? I want the Sheriff's home addy, so i can beat his arse. Prat.
On the plus side - now he has roomies - he might get whats coming too him
awaiting Nick's death/been beaten up announcement in 5....4....3....
~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st
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Yeah, the pic of his friend was awful. I still cannot believe he only got 8 months. I am a chick and I would not be whining about that sentence. Then again, I am just a normal person so I would have most likely recieved 10 years.
If the three other juveniles are reading this: PLEASE BEAT HIS ASS!!!
Thank you.
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Submitted by OXA on June 5, 2008 - 7:22pm.
FRESH MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sick puppy. lmao
FRESH MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by babylove on June 5, 2008 - 7:13pm.
are you sure it wasn't "A Healthy Shoving" .com?
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Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
He got his wish. Now he can be the Prom-Princess of the cell-block. Maybe his tranny sister can loan him a gown and a tiara.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Oh, Nicky
You're so fine
You're so fine
I'll make you MINE, BITCH
You got some pretty lips, boy....
:-O
Hey Nicky...
Hey Nicky?...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I hope one of the guys he's bunking with has a ten pound cock.
Submitted by tangerine on June 5, 2008 - 6:09pm.
we can only hope :)
Submitted by tangerine on June 5, 2008 - 7:09pm.
They are going to shank his ass.
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I can only hope after seeing those pictures of his poor friend.
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They are going to shank his ass.