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Johnny Depp (45)
Freddie Highmore (16)
Natalie Portman (27)
Gloria Reuben (44)
Michael J. Fox (47)
Aaron Sorkin (47)
Jackie Mason (72)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Misty on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 12:02am.

Coming in late but whatever:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY!

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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)

Submitted by racketeer on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:09pm.

Yay to Johnny Depp (who does not look anywhere near 45, in my opinion). It's my birthday too. What an awesome bunch of sluts to share it with.

Submitted by sassykitty on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 9:22pm.

DAYum...JD looks better now than 20 yrs ago..

Submitted by dv8trix on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 5:40pm.

O. MAH. GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
I need a cigarette now....

HB to the HOTNESSSSSSS that is Johnny, and to Jackie Mason, Rabbi Hyman Krustofski rocks!

Submitted by Lory on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 5:02pm.

Johnny Depp: Sex on legs... I love you Johnny!!! Happy Birthday you hot thing!

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Let me dirty up your mind.

Submitted by Soy on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 3:31pm.

asdfd khjkhjd Johnny Depp. An actual worthy birthday list for once.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

Submitted by sidd on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 3:28pm.

Somebody mentioned that Depp is today's James Dean.... couldn't agree more !!!
I have yet to see an actor this sexy, this versatile in today's Hollywood !!

Happy Birthday to one of the most talented, super HOTTTT actor alive!!! Johnny Depp !!!!!!

Submitted by gucci on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 3:02pm.

Oh god what a beautiful birthday list. but of course, of COURSE, the hotness of the bunch, the one i've been thinking about all day, JOHNNY DEPP DAMN THIS MAN GIVES ME FEVER ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!WHOA!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 1:10pm.

@Datura, LOL, perhaps next year you should try for the 200 mark?

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No comment!

Submitted by Datura on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 1:07pm.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 9, 2008 - 9:54am.
DV8, all those 50(?) or 150(?) gentle reminder emails to MK about JDepp paid off. He didn't forget!
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*sigh* I guess the 150 emails I sent requesting a shirtless picture of Jackie Mason just didn't pay off...

Happy B-day to Johnny. What a freak of nature--that beautiful, barely-aging man.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."

Submitted by elegantlady on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 1:03pm.

Happy Birthday Johnny!

I love you and will spend this holiday spreading the word of Johnny Deppism.

Fine ass mofo....grrrr!

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 12:24pm.

DV8, all those 50(?) or 150(?) gentle reminder emails to MK about JDepp paid off. He didn't forget!

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No comment!

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 12:22pm.

Submitted by paris herpes on June 9, 2008 - 7:48am.
He's THAT old, wow, I still think he's hotter than EVER!
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Uhm, 45 aint that old.

Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 12:18pm.

He's THAT old, wow, I still think he's hotter than EVER!

Your face!

Submitted by joanne on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 12:08pm.

Please Johnny Depp, don't ruin your beautigul face with Hollywoods youth plan, you are like Sam Elliot, no matter what age you are you are HOT!

Submitted by joanne on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 12:06pm.

Happy Birthday Johnny Depp and Michael J. Fox.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:58am.

OH HELL YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now THIS made my Monday. FUCKYEAH!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to go diddle myself now.

Buh bye.

Submitted by ♥ on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:54am.

Charisma personified.

Johnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Submitted by Mish on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:39am.

*swoon*

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:30am.

I love all these hot sluts: Happy BD!

Proud to have J. Depp in my age box. Or any box for that matter!

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:24am.

Submitted by Sluttsville on June 9, 2008 - 10:37am.
Happy berfday Johnny, I wonder if Dv8 knows it's your berfday
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Dv8trix?? oh, please, that woman doesn't even know who Johnny is. It's not like she's been talking about it lately, right?

Sheeps... I'm not even commenting on your avie. It should be a "caption this" candidate, tho.

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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥

Submitted by Sweet_As_Sugar on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:16am.

Happy B'day to Natalie Portman and the supreme hotness that is Johnny Depp -- the man is still fine at 45.
~SAS

Submitted by Rishkin on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:13am.

Happy Birthday Johnny ♥

I Loooove you!!

I miss you Dlisted/MK :(
stupid work!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:09am.

I don't see the big deal about Portman's acting either.

Now Johnny, on the other hand.....sigh..

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"I've got to fold - because these hands are just too shaky to hold; hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much too love"
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:07am.

Happy berfday Johnny, I wonder if Dv8 knows it's your berfday.

Submitted by day shift stripper on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:06am.

Johnny Depp and Michael J. Fox, two of my favorites! Happy birthday!!

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I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
WHERE MY DOO RAG AT

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http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony

Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:00am.

Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 9:52am.
I think that guy was on 21 Jump Street, right? What has he been doing since then? Still working in the Biz?
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lmao NO you didn't! lol
Did you like Pirates of the Caribbean?

Submitted by Ma Nom on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:57am.

sheeps! you're hilarious, he's most famous for his role in Nightmare on Elm Street

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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.

You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.

Also the people who put what I write as their signature a

Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:53am.

He is a Gemini? A damn it....I guess nobody can be THAT perfect.....teeeheeeee

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:38am.

okay. who wouldn't want to be born these past two days if you could look like and be as talented as Johnny Depp or Prince?

Submitted by i_heart_jack on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:33am.

Happy Birthday, Johnny!

Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:31am.

Deppity Dew now being served, Thanks for the pic, MK!! Happy birthday to all the sluts. Someone call a paramedic for Dv8trix, she's going to explode!

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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.

Submitted by love baby on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:30am.

#Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:27am.

Submitted by reinvention on June 9, 2008 - 9:47am.

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 9, 2008 - 2:39pm.

Happy Birthday Johnny and Natalie!!!!! Gemini's are so cool.
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can't disagree with you there - my boyf's a gemini too

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LOL. So is mine.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

Submitted by Jaded - the original on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:27am.

He is undoubtedly the "James Dean" of our day...

too cool for words, massive sex appeal...

He has the whole package.

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:22am.

I think that guy was on 21 Jump Street, right? What has he been doing since then? Still working in the Biz?

Submitted by loric on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:21am.

Happy Birthday, Johnny. You are a hot birthday slut!

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God be with you, dumbass.

Submitted by reinvention on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:17am.

figured i should wish johnny a happy birthday before this post gets all soggy....
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 9, 2008 - 2:39pm.

Happy Birthday Johnny and Natalie!!!!! Gemini's are so cool.
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can't disagree with you there - my boyf's a gemini too

yippee!☺

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:12am.

Johnny Johnny Johnny! You are one hot ass M.Fr!

Probably the best actor the U.S. has produced in a very long time!!

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Run! It's the clergy!

Submitted by Miss Priss on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 10:02am.

Happy B-day Depp!!! I'm Depp-ly in love with you!!
-Ugh-i'm suck a dork.

Happy B-day Natalie Portman!

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Excuse my manners

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 9:56am.

Damn why does Mr. Depp look so much better than I do? And me a gal.
I am also 45.
He is just soooo sweet to look upon.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 9:43am.

That picture is the first and last good thing that will probably happen to me today.

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

Submitted by Parker on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 9:40am.

Submitted by Sensimina on June 9, 2008 - 9:02am.
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Ha ha! Agreed. Bitch has zero versatility.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 9:38am.

Happy B-Day Cry Baby and Teen Wolf.

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You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin

Submitted by Parker on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 9:37am.

Happy birthday, birthday sluts! (especially Johnny)

Do you think Mrs. Duggar has all her kids' b-days memorized? They're probably on her wall chart or something. Maybe they get to skip bible class that day or something... Nawwww!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 9:32am.

Madam S-
Thank god someone agrees with me about Portman. I've seen a good amount of her movies and even when she is the "star", she's always overshadowed by her castmates. She was able to parlay a good image for herself and was smart enough to keep her vices and her twat shots to herself, other than that, she has no talent in the business she's placed herself in. When you're a worse actor than Hayden Christiansen, it's time to hang it the fuck up.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"

Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 9:26am.

Sensimina,

I am SO with you. May the big 2.7. be the year Portman retires from movies. No one should ever, EVER be subjected to seeing that moron on the big screen. She should get an office job and do community theater. (But not in my community).

And I think every day must be a birthday and Christmas mixed together for that French apple head that Johnny Depp is sleeping with.