Friday, June 6th 2008
Vin Diesel Is A Father.....
What in the homo ass just happened? Vin Diesel is a father?! But I just saw him at the glory hole last week and he didn't anything about this! Seriously, People reports that Vin and his model girlfriend, Paloma Jiminez, had a baby on April 2nd.
Now that's just sad. Bitch went through an entire pregnancy without rumors and then gave birth to the baby two months ago! Nobody gives a fuck. I'm sure Vin's boyfriend cried a million tears.
Wait.... Maybe this is pre-damage control? I sense a Vin Disel gay-sex-tape scandal cumming in 3...2.....
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Paloma isn't a pretty name, it means "dove" and "la Paloma" is a popular folk-song. would you like to be named Hickory?
Poor Vin's become a breeder, poor me.
J E Eggelaar
I would let him spank me. Hard.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
I'm just curious if this was planned, or if she's just another golddigger who's smart enough to poke a hole in the rubber?
Please call her Pa Jiz!
Baby's name???? Anyone know???
yo, paloma is rocking some serious angles in the chin and jawline.
Haven't Tom Cruise/John Travolta/Will Smith/Michael Jackson/Clay Aiken taught Deisel ANYTHING?! Everyone knows that one does not need to go ANYWHERE NEAR a lady's business in order to have a biological kid. If he's using this to prove his "straightness," um, no. What a transparent tool. Just come out already - your career is non-existent anyway.
yum Diesel, and a Daddy! :)
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ummmm...did i miss a science moment? how is it possble for 2 dudes to spawn? that is 2 dudes...right?
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
I'm TOTALLY upset...this whole time I thought he was gay...this means I could have had a chance...ha! I made myself laugh!...
"Life without anarchy is like sex without a little spanking....boring."
Sheeps, good...because there are plenty of Z-Listers who act like they are A-Listers!
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“Bring out the Gimp"
"The Gimp is asleep"
"I guess we're gonna have to wake him up"
-Pulp Fiction
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 7:47am.
I know what you mean: nothing to be egotistical about. I just mean he didn't act like some huge star.
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
Submitted by Sheeps on June 6, 2008 - 6:35am.
I like the name Paloma. Vin used to live on my street in Studio City. Normal dude, no fuss.
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It'd be kind of ridiculous if he had an ego, IMO....lol
Paloma is a pretty name...I agree....
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“Bring out the Gimp"
"The Gimp is asleep"
"I guess we're gonna have to wake him up"
-Pulp Fiction
Van Diesel is far to butch for Pete Burns!
Hmm interesting that he flew under the radar with this one..I thought he was gay.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
the "girl" looks lile one of those tranny surprise, and Michael K, damn you !!! don't post that kind of pics of Vin this early in the morning, I still didn't have my coffee.
BEARD! BEARD BABY! BEARD BEARD BEARD!
Hagen Daaz Rocky Road ice cream for breakfast is magical.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
""What in the homo ass just happened?"
BAAWWAHHAAHHHAAHHHAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!
She 'aight
is he really gay?
and congrats to them
I like the name Paloma. Vin used to live on my street in Studio City. Normal dude, no fuss.
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
Can't talk trash. Vin looks like an ex-boyfriend of mine.
But Vin's girlfriend, gah! I really hate that fuck me face.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
I wanna lick that armpit and then go to town with those man boobs.
You people need to leave them alone. I think Vin Diesel and Pete Burns make a lovely couple. I'm glad that between the two of them, they were able to drop a clutch of eggs and complete a successful fertilization process. Kudos!
Which one is Vin Deisel?
HAW HAW!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Kudos to Vin and that broad for not whoring out the pregnancy and birth of the child.
A lot of stars have babies and we may know their preggos, but don't get to see the baby. Didn't that happen with that European actress...Blanchet or something? Good for them not being whores.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Hey Vinnie,
maybe it's not too late to get a few bucks for your spawn's baby pics. The Weekly World News was the first to crack the true tales of such strange shit such as "Batboy", "Alien Anal exams", Bigfoot's home, and "What to do if you're bitten by a vampire". You'd be a shoe-in!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
If that "pose" Vin Diesel is diong ain't gay I don't know what is!☻
Vin Diesel Is A Father.....
The World Doesn't Care.....
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Run! It's the clergy!
WHhhaa? He didn't whore his kid out to People right after they cleaned the afterbirth off? This dude needs a lesson on how to be a Hollywood parent!
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 6, 2008 - 7:50am.
First Clay Gayken and now Vin Diesel?
I smell a trend.
My thoughts exactly! I hope the baby looks like the milkman.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
that bitch looks like a straight up tranny. are trannies having babies now? im out of the loop....
He's so big... and dumb...
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
First Clay Gayken and now Vin Diesel?
I smell a trend.
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"If suffering brings wisdom, I wish to be less wise." - William Butler Yeats, 1865
LOL! Poor ol' Vinny. No one noticed he spawned! Hahahaha! *tear*
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
I saw a more current picture of him and his GF/baby momma just ucked to hot right out of him.
Every one of these models get better and the men just look beat. Methinks they get thinner as the sperm count grows or sumpthin'
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