This Is Not Art
This shit right here is hurtful and unnecessary! Some Scottish artiste who goes by the name Peter Howson, painted several pastels of a DEAD Dreamboat Doherty. DEAD! If he's dead, where is his halo and the 10,000 goddamned angels surrounding him? Peter also forgot to paint me screaming and crying over Dreamy's dead body. Epic FAIL!
Peter did the paintings as a warning of the dangers of drugs. Peter kitten, Dreamboat alive and walking around is a warning of the dangers of drugs. Have you seen him?
Peter said, "Me wanting to paint him dead was pointing the finger at him and saying 'You can influence a whole generation'. He could, if he wanted to, become the right kind of hero."
This is the first time Peter has painted a corpse. He painted a nude portrait of Madonna in 2002.
I'm going to pretend that Dreamy is sleeping and dreaming of me in the paintings above. He also looks like the missing 8th dwarf from Snow White. CRACKIE!
Visit Sky to see the rest of this trash!
Thanks Laura
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Yup. This is not art. Just some poser hoping pete will check out and he can collect money off this shit.
"Epic FAIL!"
Priceless.
I knew immediately that was supposed to be Doherty. I can see the point he is trying to make. Kinda cool, but I would never buy one myself. Still....
Those paintings would go terrifically well with Brad Pitts new furniture. I am sure Brad would pluck down a good 50k for the two. They are truly genius!
This is the best I've ever seen Pete look.
P-Doh, dead, blasphemy..
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I'd rather see a real photograph of dead Pete.
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Dude has okay drawing skills, but his art is just boring.
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It would have been more interesting if the artist hadn't used the same exact head pose/etc for each and every painting. He obviously used just one photo for reference.
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He doesn't look that much different dead, does he? He just looks fucked up on Lady H like usu.
MK, you wrote: "This is the first time he's painted a corpse. He painted Madonna nude in 2002" or something like that.
I thought you'd just said it was the FIRST time he'd painted a corpse??
Yeah, he doesn't really look any different here. There needs to be less color in the skin for him to look dead.
When I saw the headline I thought it was just Brad Pitt out shopping again...nods to you Stock Broker.
You think these were done when Pete was asleep. I think he could have done a better job of portraying his message. They're just Ok for me.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
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The only difference I see between these and a living Petey is no ciggie in his mouth.
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...and no scabs. Isn't that the moon behind him in that 2nd pic? How is he supposed to be dead if he's standing up?
LMAO @ "CRACKIE"!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by The C word on June 6, 2008 - 9:19am.
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You are so right!
Kizzy,
I know! You'd probably faint just from the shock.
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The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face.
LMAO @ Crackie MK! I think Disney edited crackie out of Snow White after they realized he influenced Courtney Love. Crackenese can only be learned from birth.
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These remind me of those sad clown velvet paintings of my youth....
Case in point (SFW):
http://www.velveteria.com/images/clown_lg.jpg
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 9:12am
Holy shit!! Now that really WOULD be scary!!
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Does MK secretly play D&D? The only people who say "epic fail" are the kids who play Magic cards and shit at Barnes and Noble.
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Deb,
ITA. Pete looks like a rotting corpse on a daily basis...
If the artist was going for shock value, he should have painted Pete scrubbed clean, teeth brushed, hair combed and an attentive look on his face.
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ITA, Doperty looks more like a corpse walking around than these paintings do.
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I bet Brad Pitt will pay $100,000 for this crap.
Are they painted on a velvet canvas with glow-in-the-dark paint?
OMG! Thank goodness. . . I thought this guy was getting his own cartoon in the UK. Scared the crap out of me!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
I sincerely doubt that this human scab, a virtual walking puss pocket, can influence an ENTIRE generation.
Perhaps, he can influence SOME youths who may have heard of him through tabloids just by the sheer sight of him...though some love this man(?) he is not that popular to say an ENTIRE generation of kids wont get hooked on "TEH DRUGS"!
if kitten killer stops vein tappin with RoboWino.
kids, use moderation with TEH DRUGS!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I look at Petey in red and it reminds me of the Red Baron and Snoopy for some reason (the Tranquilizer I had to take yesterday? Yes that bad) I just want to lie him on his back on top of a dawghaus.
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I beleive he has lost the capacity to control his using--hero is not within his grasp, but martyr is.
He could have made it with his mouth slumped to the side or something.I know I am sick.
What does he mean, "he could influence a whole generation.." He *is* influencing a whole generation! Now DebfrmHell quit bogartin the damn pipe and pass it on over here!
I don't think this guy's message will get through, since Dougherty looks the same "dead" as he does alive (if you wanna call it that).
The only difference I see between these and a living Petey is no ciggie in his mouth.
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