Friday, June 6th 2008
STFU Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale can't cook worth shit, but she said that doesn't really matter since she's excellent when it comes to sexay times. Put Kate in the "bitches who love themselves way too much" file.
The dumb fuck told Glamour Magazine, "I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”
Did we suddenly wake up in the 1950s? Don't get me wrong, I'd suck Nutella off Kate's toes, but she really needs to shut the hell up. If she's so amazing when it comes to fucking, she should go film a sex tape with her hunky ass husband and upload it to Xtube right away. Let me be the judge.
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Kizzy,
Niiiiiiiiiiiicely done!!
Hahahhahahah!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 11:11am.
lets make out.
smoooooch and blooooooop
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 6, 2008 - 8:14am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 8:10am.
discretion is SOOO 20th Century.
I know. *sigh* I guess we're going to hear about Kate's toilet times soon.
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or she'll sell her "stuff" on Ebay.
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“Bring out the Gimp"
"The Gimp is asleep"
"I guess we're gonna have to wake him up"
-Pulp Fiction
I can cook & have great sex Kate - *neener neener neenerrrr* - Oh ya but I"m not a movie star! SHIT!!!
*Smile Bitches*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 8:10am.
discretion is SOOO 20th Century.
I know. *sigh* I guess we're going to hear about Kate's toilet times soon.
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 11:13am.
Did someone say CUPCAKES???
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Well, we're outta cake!! We only brought 3 flats, we didn't think there'd be such a RUSH!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kate is hot, but she is a little snobby bitch. Especially on the set of Click...
Submitted by LoLo on June 6, 2008 - 11:07am.
Hearts cupcake/kobe beef sliders in impart shock steam pink glasses. Not touch blue tadpoles for cream cheese!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Did someone say CUPCAKES???
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Run! It's the clergy!
oops, i gots the caffeine shakes.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Sadly sheeps, discretion doesn't pay the bills.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Submitted by LoLo on June 6, 2008 - 11:07am.
Nothin gonin to happen. Don't worry.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 11:04am.
I think she meant what she said. She said she can't cook but she is good in bed or whatever. I hardly see that as a commentary on how she thinks women should do things or what she thinks women should be doing.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Sheeps, discretion is SOOO 20th Century.
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“Bring out the Gimp"
"The Gimp is asleep"
"I guess we're gonna have to wake him up"
-Pulp Fiction
Fascinating! Do you remember when people used to be discrete?
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 11:04am.
Submitted by HEART ANGST on June 6, 2008 - 10:59am.
What do u think she meant by saying that?
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name
DONT DO IT TODAY BITCHES! ITS CUP CAKE/ KOBE BEEF SLIDER FRIDAY HERE! HAVE A HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY!
BOO YAH!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by parissucksliterally
Thanks
i love xtube!
jgm22
Submitted by Otter Pop on June 6, 2008 - 11:03am.
ITA Who is she trying to convince? Her husband? Herself? Her fans? Hubby should be the only one she's worried about, and if he's had it, he knows. She must really be bad if she has to keep bringing it up.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Lolo - good yoda :) and Ill take a sample pack of those penis enlargement pills.
I got a spam the other day titled:
"In Rod we Thrust"
HAHAHAHA! oh man, I wish I had that job, writing the big dick scam spam!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by HEART ANGST on June 6, 2008 - 10:59am.
What do u think she meant by saying that?
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
She's one of those really pretty girls who think it's such a joy to fuck them that all they have to do is lay there and look pretty. I call bullshit on her sexual prowess.
stay-lo:
well said...good comparison.
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“Bring out the Gimp"
"The Gimp is asleep"
"I guess we're gonna have to wake him up"
-Pulp Fiction
Submitted by missy on June 6, 2008 - 10:58am.
MISSY! I am the one who offered to enlarge your penis with mah herbal pills!
hang on ill do it now, i was busy with my thumb up my arse!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I think Kate is beautiful but I feel just like with Megan Fox she has to keep putting it in the public's head that she likes to bang. Your pretty just be content with knowing that you dont have to push that your a sex bomb down peoples throats.
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 10:53am.
I don't think she meant that.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
LOLO PAGING LOLO AKA HEAD INJURY YODA
you beeeeeeeotch i just checked my secret email and mrs k emailed me but was there one from H.I.Y.??? NOOOOO!!!
*harumph*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by HEART ANGST on June 6, 2008 - 10:44am.
She is conforming to the sexist stereotypes of women, that women r in general weak and simpleton compared to male counterparts.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Kate!! Way to bust through that misogynist stereotype women belong in either the kitchen or the bedroom!! Glad to know you're as useful as a knothole in a tree!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I don't get what she said that was so bad. So she can't cook but she believes she makes up for that in the bed room department. So how does that make Kate stupid???
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
They are probably the hottest hollywood couple!
Lolo hearts dee dee times!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Kate - STFU & go back to fucking you dumb twat.
P.S. Xtube rules!
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Spears - Life Lessons - Rasing BooBoo's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3djFGaE7Kc
LMFAO LoLo! I love your funny ass!
LOL Nit! Good thing she didn't cook the bacon first. He au naturale boobs might have melted.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Kate, my darling....I will be happy to be the chef.
Now, just shhhhh....don't speak and just get in the hot tub.
I think he's hot, but a mediocre director. She's an annoying boringface, bad actress.
Len is a smokin hott muthafucker.I only watched Die Hard 4 because he directed it.
OFF TOPIC: Skeletina will give birth to mini javelinas.
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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Submitted by LoLo on June 6, 2008 - 10:24am.
_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 6, 2008 - 10:23am.
BWAHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
I fuggin love jibberish!
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It's like circus day in mouth of fan!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Some people really need to STFU and just let us look at them.
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“I played on the table- you held something back....if love is aces, give me the Jack"
*Ahem*
I can't sew, cook, take care of children, clean the toilet, shop for groceries, read, insert a tampon, light a candle, or drink through a straw, but I can make sexy times like a whore and that's all that matters.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 6, 2008 - 10:23am.
BWAHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
I fuggin love jibberish!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 6, 2008 - 10:19am.
Carrot times!
Have you visual of sister kin BabyLove?
Cage come loose in wind storm, bitch take lap top run away and say spam is life now!
Dr. Smith give sister kin new rack of love on chest, she sey sexy times always good!
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Bussssttteeeedddd.
I listen new rack of love is made of diaper softness. Explode when sunshine caress on them. Dr. Smith say BabyLove must hard times with rack of love as BabyLove eats worm tooth.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
i think everyone thinks that they are great in the sack..and yes i think the way to solve the arguement is for everyone to upload their sex tapes to xtube. N/A to brit brit.
Carrot times!
Have you visual of sister kin BabyLove?
Cage come loose in wind storm, bitch take lap top run away and say spam is life now!
Dr. Smith give sister kin new rack of love on chest, she sey sexy times always good!
HA HA HA! I had to do it Carrot!
Remember when cate said she would rather have fresh piece of vagina then eat sushi.
That was fecking speshul
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by LoLo on June 6, 2008 - 10:14am.
Oh my darling! I believe in good will hunting apples with dad and Dr, Quenn Medicine woman with bonnett times on lady hairs! I believe this lamp will take over world i pray for daddy!
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Make room for flight in cloud airs by God. If bonnet times doctor can't sew together daddy's in hot trouble.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I really wish she would STFU. She is the only actress I know of that goes on and on about how great she is, how here twat is like gold. Get Over Yourself! If you have to keep talking about it, maybe you're not as good as you think you are?
She said in an interview that she was told she has the nicest looking pussy and now she says she is the bomb in the sack?
A little impressed with ourselves aren't we!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Now we know who was in the picture of the bacon covered boobs.
DeeDee!
I belive you will find love in Dr. Smith office with man parts who say sad time no touch Kate bitts?
Dr. Smith give new butts for children in dating needs!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.