Paula Abdul Is The Luckiest Woman On The Planet
International supermodel Phoebe Price did some charity work last night by presenting Paula Abdul with an award from the Neuromuscular Disease Foundation. When cutlets met crazy! You know what's wrong with the picture above? Paula is not bowing down to Her Royal Highness The Queen of Chicken Cutlets.
I doubt these two spoke one word to each other. Paula just grinned and watched the chicken cutlets dance happily on Phoebe's cheeks. PP didn't notice, she was too busy trying to do her best Morticia Cutlets impression.
In other PP news, she will hold a press conference today in front of the Chanel store on Robertson in Los Angeles. PP will address Chanelgate! She has not received an apology from Chanel, so she's expected to announce her lawsuit against them. Scooby Doo will be her head counsel. I can't wait to hear this shit. Trial of the fucking century!
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PP gets more publicity on this site then anywhere else in the world. I hate her less than most, and at least she's hasn't flashed her nibbly bits to the public. Maybe she can get some Lucite shoes? I'd like her better with Lucite shoes.
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She looks like Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas. Completely fabricated and 2d!
again... who the fuck is phoebe price?
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I absolutely ADORE the sparkle that Paula's diamond bracelet makes.
And by the way, she looks like a three-day-old trout in that dress.
Jesus, Mary and fucking Joseph! This just broke the dam. Now that crusty twat will parade down Robertson with those pictures in hand trying to convince the rest of the world that she's valid. You're an evil fuck, MK, for propagating this and I will NEVER forgive you.
International supermodel Phoebe Price needs to learn how to apply makeup, jesus.
Nasty shiny cutlets!
She looks all "derrrr" in the main pic. God, what a tard.
Harvey Birdman should be her attorney.
Red hair and JET BLACK eyelashes. Ugh.
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I'm still not over this 29 thing. Bitch is pushing 45 AT LEAST!
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@dailygrind..P.P pre-cutlet days.
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If Phoebe Price is the same age as me, I'm the fucking MAN IN THE MOON!
Bitch, please!
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How is PP still safe wearing that huge butterfly bracelet? I would have thought that Mimi would have swooped on that thing by now...It IS made from the finest BeDazzlers known to mankind!
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She claims to be 29???? BAHAHAHA MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!
I actually think her dress looks kinda nice.
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PP birthday No. 30 *loud snicker* must be coming soon, I guess the Chanel-gate it's the sign of future to come: bigger desperate and shameless attempts at fame, bordering on the dangerous "everything or nothing" mentality of a never-been Hollywood loonie.
That being said, I'm sensing a really exposing Phoebe Price meltdown by the next Hot Slut of the Year elections!
I know that MK is somewhat (!) obsessed with our lovely lady of chicken cutlets so I was wondering if he (or anyone) has come across any older pics of her. I would love to see a HS pic so that we could see her original cheeks.
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Paula is a bitch. Look at the way she is trying to stand further away from Phoebe and closer to that old woman. She must know you should stick with people who are uglier than you. Thats why she is trying to push gorgeous Phoebe out of the picture.
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"The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
That is sooooo Braved of her to attend the event amidst all this CHANEL controversy.
I'm sure Paula just wanted to know where PP Cupcake was.
PP's hair is the color of BBQ sauce.
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Submitted by Stay-lo on June 6, 2008 - 1:07pm.
It's not just you. In that main pic, her cheek implants are so noticable that they look like they're popping out of her face. I can't believe she denied getting them. Oh, yea, and she's 29. ha!
Is it me or do her cheeks looks extra ridiculously huge in these pics??
(geekface)PP: "WELL G shucks thanks, gosh, what a surprise.."
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PP is blowing you a kiss MK in the seventh thubnail. That beesh owes you everything she's got.
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@madam.s..Word, her cutlets are beginning to look like saddle bags...
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Chanel tidbit, agencies were contacted by reps for the design house, asking them to not posts pictures of Nicolette Sheridanand Michelle Trachtenberg at the event. None of the agencies obliged the request. Sources told TMZ that the fashion house didn't feel the Desperate Housewife and the Gossip Girl actresses were high end enough for the label.
Now they Have insulted P.P.
I will not be wearing their designs this season.
Submitted by missy on June 6, 2008 - 12:51pm.
I emailed you from lehmac @ mail somethin somethin !
WTF is shit? She probably only went there for publicity.
PP actually looks MORE disfigured than the woman with the neuromuscular disease
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one can only imagine what the hell pp and paula would talk ach other about...
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<"In other PP news, she will hold a press conference today in front of the Chanel store on Robertson in Los Angeles.">
I really wished to hell that Miss Phoebe was a New York phenomenon rather that a LA one. She'd have your ass chasing her all over the city I'd bet.
That 4th thumbnail is *terrifying*.
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Aphid and Sheeps, I just want to know what the hell they are promoting...her pregnancy?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 9:39am.
Aphid....For your sake, I hope they don't start writing in the Valley next....this is the second time this week I have seen it!
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God forbid we should forget that Tori and Dean are MADLY in love.
Barf.
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Phoebe's going to eventually need to get a good heavy duty support, underwire surgeon's mask to hold those drooping chicken cutlets up.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 6, 2008 - 8:38am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 9:32am.
They did the same skywriting in the Valley yesterday morning and on the Westside just after lunch. It was windy enuff that it looked like shit each time.
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How apropos!
Submitted by madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 11:38am.
You know all the people with Neuromuscular Disease were pissed the hell off and wondering why the foundation couldn't at least get them a Rob Lowe or a Heather Locklear or something along those lines. Even one of the Coreys from the 80's.
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Aphid....For your sake, I hope they don't start writing in the Valley next....this is the second time this week I have seen it!
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Submitted by Candy Lynn on June 6, 2008 - 11:34am.
Click Here: PP talk to a Pap about the whole CHANEL thing. a must!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AGsFdg-6-EU
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oh my god someone give this woman an education
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 9:32am.
They did the same skywriting in the Valley yesterday morning and on the Westside just after lunch. It was windy enuff that it looked like shit each time.
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You know all the people with Neuromuscular Disease were pissed the hell off and wondering why the foundation couldn't at least get them a Rob Lowe or a Heather Locklear or something along those lines. Even one of the Coreys from the 80's.
I know that I'm supposed to hate Paula, but I just don't. Someone on another site made a joke today about "ha ha she looks like she HAS a neuromuscular disease" Well, she DOES. Thats probably why she was getting the award.
I wish she'd be honest that she's on muscle relaxers. Many would justify it, given her condition. As a sufferer of a disease that is closely related to hers, I feel bad for her, because the press likes to conveniently forget that she's actually physically sick. Maybe its people's "forgetting" and disbelief that causes her to cover up her use of muscle relaxers.
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Her cutlets are sagging, she needs to tighten them up..
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Hey, the courtroom is a whole new place for Cutlets to pose! Can't you see her mugging for the sketch artist while she is on the witness stand!
I hope Harvey Birdman will lead her imiginary legal team.
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It's a mirror Phoebe, it's a Mirror.
Submitted by Laila on June 6, 2008 - 9:30am.
Is California one of those states where you have to pay for the legal fees (yours and the other side) if you lose?
Only if she sued for discrimination, which wouldn't apply here. I suppose she could say she's handicapped or a black lesbian.
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Too much to process here.
WTF?
dumb bastards
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
"The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Click Here: PP talk to a Pap about the whole CHANEL thing. a must!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AGsFdg-6-EU
PSL - oh good! And I'm going to the Valley (well, deeper into the Valley...haha that sounded dirty) a bit later so I really won't have to see it and barf.