Friday, June 6th 2008

Who Is May's Hot Slut Of The Month?

It's about that time to vote for May's Hot Slut of the Month and we've got a motley crew of skanks this time around. Chichis, cholas and pepaws! Here are your choices:

Alannah Currie - 80s new wave star turned taxidermy furniture designer.
Norma Stitz - All-natural beauty and record holder for having largest natural chichis on the planet.
Michelle Duggar - Owner of the Grand Canyon of vaginas. She's also a mother of 17 with her 18th on the way.
John Davidson - Game show host legend!
Sonia from Operacion Repo - Reality star and repo woman

Voting is in the sidebar to the right. The winning slut will be announced on Tuesday.

Posted by: Michael K


kacky's picture

Michelle Duggar is the grossest one of the bunch! Yuck. She looks like the Texas polygamy moms.

I don't think you can get an anomaly from being one of many children except from the obvious, being neglected. But you can have problems from old parents. Autism from old dads, Down syndrome from old moms.

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I love Norma .She has the largest chichis.Hehehehehehehe,I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

forever.now's picture

to parker...

I think it is all babies are female at first. then at a certain stage they diverge and slightly more than half become male. wrong hormones during that time can cause problems which is why occasionally dna tests have to be done to see if a person is xx, xy or something else.

with the unnatural amount of child bearing michelle duggar is doing there is no telling what will show up. I don't mean gay since that is a normal thing. I mean strange genetic glitches that maybe don't show up when a kid is young. some of which cause health problems etc.

sharmaineyarbrough@yahoo.com's picture

Norma got my vote. Come on she is the winner by far. She can't loose with those little midgets on her chest.

Justina's picture

I don't know why more aren't voting for John Davidson. He's fierce.

vico12's picture

Michelle Duggar over Norma Stitz!!! What the hell is wrong with U Dlisted skanks!?

MD isnt a hot slut she is a fucking dumb slut who needs her cooze sewn shut and Mr. Duggar needs his balls removed.

That is all-

ethang's picture

Duggar. It's all about the hair baby.

roxie's picture

Alannah all the way, her cool factor just goes way up next to those other dorks

Tigerlilly's picture

Peeps, freakishly huge chichis are what MK lives for. (Well that and a lot of cock and butthole action) Don't disappoint. Vote CHICHIS or go home....

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GraveyardCrow's picture

Even though just the thought of Norma's titties makes me feel like I'm gonna blow chunks, she's got my vote 'cause those titties are REAL. I guess it's my protest vote against all those body dysmorphic celebretards who turn themselves into walking, talking petrochemicals. I don't know if that's a good enough reason to vote for her...maybe I'll go punch myself in the face a few times and give it some more thought.

She looks beautiful. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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Submitted by LA on June 6, 2008 - 2:05pm.
I'm happy Michelle Duggar is winning if only because it's a distinction she would utterly abhor with her entire santimonious being.
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Then it's a win-win situation. LOL. However, if I have to look at her mug again in the HSOTY, I won't be amused. :(
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Submitted by madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 2:05pm.
There is nothing, NOTHING hot about that Duggar ho. I'm with Lory... ANYONE but her. I'd like to see Norma Stitz smother Duggar with her ginormous boobs.
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Bwhahahha! I'd pay good $$$$ to see that!!!

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uhhh helllooo Alannah Currie :)out of all those other luuusers.LOL
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Gonnaburn...'s picture

What happened to the fat judge who rode around on the Rascal and made baliffs massage her? She's the only Hot Slut for me!

worst choices ever!
not even gonna vote
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Stock Broker's picture

I don't like any of these choices.

Can we have a "write-in" candidate?

BangoSkank's picture

There's usually at least one hot slut I can "get behind", but none of these bitches interest me in the least.....

hally's picture

The taxidermy furniture designer gets my vote, just to spite PETA morons.
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rotten_egg's picture

I lsay Alannah Currie because I like the Thompson Twins. I dislike tacky women with big saggy pendulous chichis, mindless breeders, goth-chola poseurs and that ugly dude, I don't who he is.

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missy's picture

NitWitty :D

*poot*

thanks mama!!!♥♥
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NitWitty's picture

@Missy! Git over here and lay one on me, Mama! Glad to see your funny arse! *hugs ya till ya poot* I voted for Norma as well!

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Submitted by madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 12:05pm.
I'd like to see Norma Stitz smother Duggar with her ginormous boobs.
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missy's picture

madam s, Im with you.

I just cast one for the record-holding chichis. For you, MK.

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NitWitty's picture

@Madam S. At first glance I was miffed that this sanctemonious baby pooter was ahead. But then I just realized the amazing Congratulations email I can send along to her if she does win. The day suddenly seemed brighter!

missy's picture

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 6, 2008 - 1:18pm.
I voted for John Davidson, because I grew up in the 70s and, well, I just had to.

Speaking of baby pez dispenser Duggar, I watched an interesting documentary on homosexuality and religion the other night, on Sundance or IFC, titled "For the Bible Tells Me So." In it they had a snippet of scientific info that birth order has something to do with a male being gay. It seems that when a woman is pregnant with a male fetus, her body sees it as foreign and attemps to assimilate (sounds like the Borg) it by bombarding it with female antibiodies to "feminize" it. The more pregnancies with male fetuses the woman has, the better her body becomes at producing these antibiodies, and the greater likelihood of her younger boys being gay. HA! If this is true, I hope the last 12 of Duggar's male children are flaming homos!

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LA's picture

I'm happy Michelle Duggar is winning if only because it's a distinction she would utterly abhor with her entire santimonious being.

madam s.'s picture

There is nothing, NOTHING hot about that Duggar ho. I'm with Lory... ANYONE but her. I'd like to see Norma Stitz smother Duggar with her ginormous boobs.

NitWitty's picture

Submitted by hally on June 6, 2008 - 2:00pm.
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hally's picture

Oi, since English is my second language, I really need to ask you folks, what does memaw and pepaw mean?
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Do the winners get some sort of certificate or something to honor them? Perhaps a full page ad in their local rag?

Can you see the look of terror on Michelle Duggars face???

Please, just not the one with the huge tits. I'm tired of all the titty threads here lately.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 6, 2008 - 1:18pm.
thanks for the inneresting info...can't wait to share that science with the next homophobic bible thumper I meet...which will be soon since I live in hillbilly hell. Awesome!

JamesTheGreatest's picture

Okay... Anyone that ISN'T voting from Sonia from LA's local TV show 'Operacion Repo' NEEDS to watch this now:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cy0eRDtRzBM

Come on, people, vote for Sonia. Pronto! ;)

Lory's picture

FUCK IT! This competition is rigged. Who's voting? The whole Duggar clan? Don't let me down! Vote for everyone and everyone except for Michelle Dougar!

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madam s.'s picture

There is a grave dearth of Hot Sluttiness in this group.

Pers's picture

This vote really is the best of the worst. I think I'll be voting for the game show guy. I don't want to encourage any of the rest.
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Submitted by Stoney on June 6, 2008 - 2:03pm.

The whole Dugger existence makes me ill, but the thought of Michelle knowing she was voted hot slut of the month on a website makes me smile, so I voted for her Bible-thumping, baby-spewing ass.

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My sentiments exactly. She and her insanely large, self-righteous family would hate it if she were Hot Slut of the Month. Let's vote Michelle out of sheer spite!

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LASHONCARTER's picture

THE BITCH WIT NO NO WALLS CAUSE SHE HAS POPPED OUT A CLUT

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Parker's picture

Oh, BTW. at least one of those boys is going to be gay (probably closeted for most of his life) for damn sure. Just look at the stats, peeps. Not that there's anything wrong with that, unless you're raised in some crazy assed weirdo Christian group. I feel sorry for whichever boy (or boys) that is. Yikes!
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A motley crew of skanks indeed. I voted for John. Looks like the bible thumping baby machine is gonna win though. How can someone like that have so many admirers on THIS site?

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 6, 2008 - 2:18pm.
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I have a biology degree, and I seem to remember being taught that all fetuses are male, until hormones change them, or something like that. Shit, I graduated years ago, so who knows? Too many Miller High Lifes since then! lol
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

I voted for John Davidson, because I grew up in the 70s and, well, I just had to.

Speaking of baby pez dispenser Duggar, I watched an interesting documentary on homosexuality and religion the other night, on Sundance or IFC, titled "For the Bible Tells Me So." In it they had a snippet of scientific info that birth order has something to do with a male being gay. It seems that when a woman is pregnant with a male fetus, her body sees it as foreign and attemps to assimilate (sounds like the Borg) it by bombarding it with female antibiodies to "feminize" it. The more pregnancies with male fetuses the woman has, the better her body becomes at producing these antibiodies, and the greater likelihood of her younger boys being gay. HA! If this is true, I hope the last 12 of Duggar's male children are flaming homos!

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Parker's picture

I can't go for bible thumpin' apparently something else thumpin' woman... so I had to go for chola repo chicha.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 6, 2008 - 1:10pm.
AGREED!
AGREED!
AGREED!

P.T.Bull's picture

Norma. Another great author, no doubt.

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DebFrmHell's picture

Oh please, oh please, oh please let my personal favorite, John Davidson win for this month. Ain't nobody twatter than John!

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mccullen's picture

looks like it's gonna be duggar by a landslide. then again, they said the same thing about hillary...

I was originally all in for Norma...untill we were introduced to Maxi Mounds yesterday.

So...in keeping with the leit motif of mammaries I'm going for that hot Duggar bitch. Hers must hit the floor by now.
-And that hair??? Bitch, please