The Look Of Desperation
In an attempt to win over more country music fans, Jessica Simpson dragged her annoying ass to the CMA Music Festival Block Party in Nashville last night. It might just be me, but she's looking a little on the knocked up side. It could just be desperation bloat.
Jess' cuntry single, "Come on Over," isn't doing that shitty on the country charts. It debuted at No. 41 on Billboard's country single charts.
Tony Romo was not with her last night. He was too busy digging a hole to Mongolia to escape Papa Joe. UsWeekly reports that one of the main reasons for Jess and Romo splitting last month had to do with Papa asking Romo to drop his manager. Papa Joe wants to handle Romo's career. I'm sure that's not all he wants to handle.
Papa also told Romo and Jess that he will broker a deal to sell their engagement and wedding information to a magazine the way he did with Asshole and Pete.
Papa defended himself by saying, “It’s unfair to criticize me for what every manager does for his or her clients. And in this business, where people can quickly turn on you, who better than a parent to be working for his children?"
Papa might have a point, but do all managers jack into their clients' panty drawers? I'm just asking!
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she does!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Everyone rate this shit a 1, it stars Ashley Tisdale, after all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuRy_4aHkL8
Actually, she looks as if she was about to stress this one last time - "I will not do anal sex, period!"
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 6, 2008 - 2:06pm.
sure dear, there's always room for a wish granter-I wish Jessucka would dissapear into the vacumn of suck that is Nashville with her loser pops forever-grant that wish and you are the official red headed child of my tiny family :)
I REMEMBER seeing Chestica in sventeen magazine before she got famous
she was not modelling. she was in anti-pot ads!!!!
It was waaay back then that I knew she sucked ass.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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I was looking at the Other One's wedding pic's last week and I thought that Jess looked preggers then...Glad to see MK agrees with me. Kinda.
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No comment!
I think all those trips to the sport bars so she can be Romos perfect GF has taken a toll on her weight
Who better than a parent??? Maybe someone who doesn't make like he's having an incestuous relationship with his client. Who doesn't talk about their breasts. He and Dina need to hook up.
He sickens me. Thinks he's cool.
Submitted by angry mom on June 6, 2008 - 1:53pm.
A. Papa Joe douchebag is not qualifies to be a sports manager .
B. He's an ex-minister douchebag who's not qualified to be a music manager either.
c. His daughters are ugly talentless whores.
That's all I've got...random thoughts of a crazed mom.
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Will you be my Mommy?
*Holding blankie and sippy-cup, looking all cute and stuff*
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Ok, what the fuck would Papa Joe know about managing Tony Romo? He's a professional athlete. Not a talentless singer who would be better fitted turning tricks on Sunset Blvd.
Submitted by peaches on June 6, 2008 - 11:58am.
It's amazing, how Angelina is estranged from her father, and is working on forgiving him, but these two twats let these creep interfere in their lives like this! If anyone should be estranged from a parent, it's them!!!
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Angie didn't see her father much when she was growing up, right? (We'll have to get the inside story from LA.) Papa Joe has never left Jessica's side. She couldn't get away from him if she tried!
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
It's amazing, how Angelina is estranged from her father, and is working on forgiving him, but these two twats let these creep interfere in their lives like this! If anyone should be estranged from a parent, it's them!!!
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Papa Joe wouldn't recognize dignity if MK dick slapped him with it. Wait, rethinking this..Papa Joe would probably ask to sell that story to People Magazine. Don't do it MK!
She just looks fat. She's like a beachball-up and down with her weight. I'm glad it's up(snicker, snicker)
Didn't Jessica used to be pretty & have some talent? Back when she 1st started? What the fuck happened?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Papa might have a point, but do all managers jack into their clients' panty drawers? I'm just asking!
LOL!!! hahaha!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
A. Papa Joe douchebag is not qualifies to be a sports manager .
B. He's an ex-minister douchebag who's not qualified to be a music manager either.
c. His daughters are ugly talentless whores.
That's all I've got...random thoughts of a crazed mom.
I see she's sporting those ridiculous duck lips and manbrows again. I can hear her deathknell warbling from her. Bad singing doodie bubble bitch!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Papa might have a point, but do all managers jack into their clients' panty drawers? I'm just asking!
MK LOL Just.Plain.Wrong.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
who better than a Parent ?? well a Professional
What's next after she fails in country?
papa joe is such a dildo
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