Which Couple Is More Exciting?
Ryan Phillipe & Abbie Cornish or Asparagus & Mayo?
You know, dumb whores always gross out when they see me eat asparagus with mayo. It's the only way I can eat it. I don't give a fuck if it's ghetto shit, it's delicious! I don't eat it with that fancy mayo either. I use Miracle Whip. The mayo still doesn't cover up the rank stench your pee produces from eating asparagus.
Anyway, Ryan Phillipe and that girl stepped out for the first time as a couple at last night's Australian in Film Breakthrough Awards. I didn't think it was possible to be more boring than Reese, but Abbie proved me wrong! Ryan was reportedly getting it on with bland Abbie while he was still with Reese.
People reports that the two were "canoodling' the entire night. A source said, "He had his arm around her and they were cozy and comfortable."
They look stoned. They probably are. It's the only way to keep themselves from falling asleep in each other's company.
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Who cares?Just saw their photos on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 7, 2008 - 6:15am
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Yup. True dat.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Mayo is disgusting, and even more disgusting on asparagus.
Asparagus is yummy with butter, or hollandaise sauce.
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The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face. -- PantyChrist, 6/6/08
Mrs K Yesterday I inadvertently offended a dlister. She was quite angry and I really have no idea why. I think she misinterpreted my comment.
I still feel bad.
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Somehow I got sideways with LoLo. I am still trying to figure out how it happened. Fortunately LoLo is fairly forgiving and forgetting.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
to mrs kravitz...
surely she didn't understand what you meant. you are really nice to people. :)
I don't know how people started talking about food but there is a place near where I live that has an elvis cake. it's really good.
ryan and this chick... well who can say. they look bored in the pictures!
It's a tie. Ryan Phillipe is tasty and so is asparagus, but the girl and mayo aren't.
Abbie Cornish looks much better as a blonde. She looked awesome in "Candy" (movie with Heath Ledger).
Her acting was good, too.
Still, cheaters suck.
this was rumored to be like the Brad-angelina-Jen thing, but there is one difference; Ryan and Abbie kept thing on the down-low a good year before being seen in public, but Brad and Angelina just flaunted it in Jen's face like less then a month after announcing the split. That was very respectful of Ryan towards Reese, I give him credit for that. looks like he wasn't lacking that sensitivity gene!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
MK You need to make friends with someone who can cook. Don't call Kate Beckinsale. She will try to show you just how good in bed she is
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
MK:
That is que gross.
And one of my favorite things about asparagus is that it makes your pee smell funny.
Now, Hollandaise? Yes.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
It goes like this
Asparagus and Butter
Asparagus and Mayo
Everything Else in the World
Ryan and Whoever She Is
hey RYAN your're a DAD and OLD with an X, growup!!!
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Mel-Tang--there's this diner in Clifton, NJ called The Tick Tock Diner and they have an "Elvis" shake which is vanilla ice cream with peanut butter and banana. That's a slice of heaven, right there. Aaaaaaggggghhhh...peanut butter and banana...*drools*
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 6, 2008 - 4:45pm.
MY son is obsessed with meerkats-he sleeps with a stuffed meerkat he calls Tinner-He's the funniest four year old on earth.
My avie (used to be Roger from American dad) is Kif Kroker from Futurama...keeping with my cartoon Alien theme-I've been watching Futurama and Golden Girls obssesivly in the evening to get to sleep...yes too much info :)
Anyway, thanks for fun conversation today Momus ;)
oh and I educated myself cause of you as well
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momus thanks!
Angry Mom: I looked for months until I found a picture of a screaming meerkat.
I love your avie -- it definitely has the "Don't Fuck With Me" attitude.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Mel-tang is making angry mom hongry. yes HONgry :D
Sonic has really good milkshakes, too. Especially the strawberry and banana ones.
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Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
THE best sandwich I have ever had (when having pms, especially), is a Nutella/Peanut Butter Sandwich on Sunbeam White Bread (the one with the little girl on the package eating the bread.
O.M.G. It is heaven.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 6, 2008 - 4:36pm.
even your cute avie is gaking at me :D
lol
I'll have to try the choco one later in your honer.
Best milkshake I've ever had was a chocolate one from Jack in the Crack.
Submitted by angry mom on June 6, 2008 - 2:22pm.: Whipped cream! Yummy!!!!! Strawberries = gak.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Ryan looks like he's gonna get nose cancer.
I think these two are pigs if they went and did shit behind Reese's back.
Reese is a little annoying, but she's WAAY prettier than this bitch.
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Submitted by Stoney on June 6, 2008 - 4:08pm.
The strawberry shake is freakin awesome!!!! :p they even put whip cream on it, mmmm, whiped cream...
Submitted by Stoney on June 6, 2008 - 2:08pm.
A) Wendy's now has Frosty Milkshakes!
B) Try blue cheese crumbles on top of a steak. TOO DIE FOR.
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Stoney, I get nauseated by the smell of bleu cheese alone....there is no way I am putting it on my food!
Gotta go, have a great afternoon everyone!
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
why does he look so tiny next to her? her head looks huge!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Kizzy,
I'm still jelly you got to see that brilliance live.
He was soooo right, we should have had a Pope Fabulous.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
A) Wendy's now has Frosty Milkshakes!
B) Try blue cheese crumbles on top of a steak. TOO DIE FOR.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Kizzy,
You have NO idea how geeked i was when you started quoting "Glorious"!!!!
I've loved Eddie since he broke here in the states with "Dress to Kill" i think around 2000.
When i found out a few weeks ago he was coming to Cleveland i was like a 10 year old girl with a crush..I rushed around to all of my family and friends to see who was going with me to see him live and i universally recieved this answer "Eddie WHO?" (my entire circle was more of a Blue Collar type)...
BUT HERE AT D-LISTED, you guys get it!!!
And "Glorious" is my favorite of his routines, so, you're stuck with me now.
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 6, 2008 - 4:46pm.
They're making mayo now with Olive Oil.
If i get a coupon in Sunday's paper, I'll try it out.
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Yeah!
I tried it!
It's ok...
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Excuse my manners
Bradiful Bitch (for reals this time): Mayo with olive oil!?! I'll pass; too healthy for me. I like my mayo decadently unhealthy -- the way mayo was meant to be.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Mrs.Kravitz,
It's REAL easy to misread something. Once you're here long enough though, you know how someone thinks/types so that person must not have been familiar with you. Your not an offensive person.
Now, Kizzy on the other hand, I kid, i kid!!!
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I know, I know, you're just jelly I have "Glorious" memorized.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I guess the verdict is in: Asparagus and Mayo (or any topping) is more exciting than Ryan Philippe and Abby Cornhen
Mrs.Kravitz,
It's REAL easy to misread something. Once you're here long enough though, you know how someone thinks/types so that person must not have been familiar with you. Your not an offensive person.
Now, Kizzy on the other hand, I kid, i kid!!!
Kizzy rocks my world.
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 6, 2008 - 4:44pm
Excellent point, always good to have a few on hand for those spontaneous subliminal toe-sucking requests. Long shelf life means you can squirrel them away for a rainy day.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 6, 2008 - 3:44pm.
I wouldn't spend more time worrying about it hon...I'm glad its fun here again-I had to peace out for a minute when stuff was weird a few weeks ago...happy to be home :)
xoxo's for all
They're making mayo now with Olive Oil.
If i get a coupon in Sunday's paper, I'll try it out.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Did I hear marshmellow fluff???
*ears perk up*
I used to eat PB&MF sammies ALL the time as a kid.
Loved that shit!
I can only eat asparagus with mayo, too. Well, I use that Vegenaise mayo.
Stock Broker,
*raises hand*
How bout a freeloading one night stand???
*big cheesy smile*
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Submitted by angry mom on June 6, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Thank you.
Smae here.
All of you slutz.
You rock my world.
Yesterday I inadvertently offended a dlister. She was quite angry and I really have no idea why. I think she misinterpreted my comment.
I still feel bad.
:(
If you are out there, I am sorry...unless of course you are mad at me for making fun of Angelina Jolie, which is what I was doing.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Momus the Sarcastic on June 6, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Eh, I don't love the Tootsie Rolls so much.
Of course maybe with Marshmallow fluff as a dip....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 6, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Asparagus has a better chance at an Academy Award.
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Ha hahaha!! That's the funniest shit I've heard in ages!!!!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
For dinner tonight, I am making Ceviche.
Serving it with a fine selection of mexican beers such as Tecate, Dos XX, Negra Modelo and Sol. Having a few freeloader friends over.
Have a good weekend!
I used to HAAAAAAAAAAAATE stinky cheeses. Would gag at the site of them.
But I found and made a Spinach/gorgonzola pasta.
OMFG! to die for.
Momus the Sarcastic on June 6, 2008 - 4:36pm.
I go for the can frosting.
When i am in need, er, craving one, no time to saddle up the Kitchen Aid mixer.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
CORRECTION. To Kizzy: Tootsie rolls are sooooooo versatile. They also have a long-shelf life so they can be saved for later.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 6, 2008 - 3:37pm.
I think we can say with pretty much 100% certainty that we are ALL fuckin' adorable.
I just love you Mrs. Kravitz!
Submitted by angry mom on June 6, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 6, 2008 - 3:32pm.
You're ALSO adorable DeeDee!
My soon to be ex does the ice cream and fries thing too...Specifically Wendy's Frosties with fries
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Like MK always says "That crap is the shit!" Even though Frosties are frozen gelatinous synthetic goo, I love them.
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B.B.,
THANKS! I'm absolutely stopping at the store on my way home!!! Nuummmmmy!
DeeDee,
Mine is McDonald's fries and a chocolate shake.
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Run! It's the clergy!
I think we can say with pretty much 100% certainty that we are ALL fuckin' adorable.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.