Which Couple Is More Exciting?
Ryan Phillipe & Abbie Cornish or Asparagus & Mayo?
You know, dumb whores always gross out when they see me eat asparagus with mayo. It's the only way I can eat it. I don't give a fuck if it's ghetto shit, it's delicious! I don't eat it with that fancy mayo either. I use Miracle Whip. The mayo still doesn't cover up the rank stench your pee produces from eating asparagus.
Anyway, Ryan Phillipe and that girl stepped out for the first time as a couple at last night's Australian in Film Breakthrough Awards. I didn't think it was possible to be more boring than Reese, but Abbie proved me wrong! Ryan was reportedly getting it on with bland Abbie while he was still with Reese.
People reports that the two were "canoodling' the entire night. A source said, "He had his arm around her and they were cozy and comfortable."
They look stoned. They probably are. It's the only way to keep themselves from falling asleep in each other's company.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 6, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Tootsie rolls, excellent suggestion/subliminal toe-sucking request all in one.
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Submitted by DeeDee on June 6, 2008 - 3:32pm.
You're ALSO adorable DeeDee!
My soon to be ex does the ice cream and fries thing too...Specifically Wendy's Frosties with fries
Bradiful Bitch and Clarrise: Do you use canned frosting, frosting mix, or make it from scratch?
My brother once made a sandwich, on Wonder Bread, using chunky peanut butter, brownie batter, and bananas. He was sick for three days. Being his kid sister, I truly enjoyed his misery.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Now, bleu cheese scares the fuck out of me.
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Submitted by angry mom on June 6, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 6, 2008 - 2:37pm.
I used to drench my fries in mayo as a teen, explains my fat ass now ten years later-I don't believe I have any food quirks anymore though :)
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My only food quirk is french fries and ice cream, which explains my fat ass too. lol
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Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Oh yea, white bread.
And only the good frostings, not that pussy whipped shit.
Make sure it's room temperature so it spreads good and all.
BON APPETIT!
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Submitted by Devore on June 6, 2008 - 1:29pm.
yes.
youre supposed to eat asparagus grilled with a light brush of olive oil.
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Is that what the rule book says?
LOL
You are right, grilled asparagus is the best.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 6, 2008 - 1:26pm.: For dessert I would like to recommend miniature Tootsie Rolls.
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I had asparagus with Japanese soy vinaigrette the other day and it was by far the best sauce/asparagus combo I've tasted. Otherwise hollondaise sauce is pretty good too
yes. mayo is disgusting.
im squeamish about consuming mayo too.
ill eat mayonaise in eggsalad or tuna salad and ill only eat hellman's nothing else.
i wont have a cold meat sandwich with mayonaise, only mustard or stone dry.
even the word mayonaise is weird.
youre supposed to eat asparagus grilled with a light brush of olive oil.
yum.
Submitted by thebiglebowski on June 6, 2008 - 4:24pm.
let's talk about bleu cheese. it's basically mold, on cheese. the french tack a fancy name like bleu on it. it's moldy cheese man
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Agreed!! I thought you were supposed to throw it out once it got moldy. But, if at a cheese-tasting party, I would use it as an advance dose of penicillin to stave off the listeria from the brie.
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chocolate frosting and peanut butter sandwiches?????
Oh Myyy GAWD! That sounds good!! White bread??
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Now, bleu cheese scares the fuck out of me.
I was once eating a Cobb salad, thought a chunk was chicken, and it was nasty cheese- I almost puked at the table.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 6, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 6, 2008 - 1:07pm.: Mr. Snugglebunny would only use it as an appetizer. He mustn't spoil his appetite for dessert.
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Definitely!! Hmmmm, what's a good follower for "Tuna Salad Surprise"? Wonder if I could spell that out in capers on the lettuce leaf?
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let's talk about bleu cheese. it's basically mold, on cheese. the french tack a fancy name like bleu on it. it's moldy cheese man
Crunchy peanut butter.....even.better.
*winks*
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Screw Ryan & Abbie. Who is that leather dyke with the mullet? That's what I'd like to know!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 6, 2008 - 1:18pm.
I have done chocolate frosting and peanut butter sandwiches before.
PMS anyone?
Crabby dispositions are so easily quelled.
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Mmmmmmmmmmm, ya don't say?
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 6, 2008 - 1:07pm.: Mr. Snugglebunny would only use it as an appetizer. He mustn't spoil his appetite for dessert.
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I have done chocolate frosting and peanut butter sandwiches before.
PMS anyone?
Crabby dispositions are so easily quelled.
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by missy on June 6, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Oy, I love Italians and their food...with some exceptions.
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Have you ever tried asparagus with soy sauce? Delish!
Devin
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 6, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Anchovies, olives, stinky cheese=axis of evil
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than being italian, does that make me some kind of evil angel?? I could live with that ;)
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Ghetto tostada =
Prefried small corn tostata shells
Kraft american singles
Pace picante sauce.
So fucking delish!
Oh, veggies with butter.....YES!
I was just saying, I don't need ANYTHING on it to eat my veggies.
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 6, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Mayo is the devil.
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Anchovies, olives, stinky cheese=axis of evil
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 1:07pm.
If it ain't Best Foods/Hellmann's, it ain't mayo.
'nuff said :)
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Mayo is the devil.
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Well Asparagus and mayo to go with MK's dollop of Cool Whip in his coffee.
Sitting on the fire escape, watching laundry dry and the tomato plant try and grow.
Throw in the ghetto nachos, saltines and Kraft singles melted on them, a ghetto trifecta.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 6, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Asparagus has a better chance at an Academy Award.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 6, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 6, 2008 - 12:47pm.:
How about butter lettuce? The kind we get here in SoCal is kind of rubbery and leaves are cushiony.
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I think a butter lettuce merkin might be workable. It does hold it's shape well, without too much wilting, and of course, cushiony is always nice. I just wouldn't want Mr.Snugglebunny to fill up on salad before he got to the entree...
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After getting the worse food poisoning, EVER from mayo. I avoid that shit like the plague.
I LOVE mayo....my Mom always bought the diet crap when I was growing up, so now me and my sister both are addicted to the 100% fat Best Foods/Hellmann's stuff....YUM.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on June 6, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Asparagus with BUTTER...now you're talking. Add a sprinkle of sea salt and white pepper & I'm there!
Yea, I cook...so what.
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I don't. Wanna get married?
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Mawy: that's exactly how I feel about it.
and Clarisse: P-U @ 'vomit burp'
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Mayo grosses me out. I can't even have it on a sandwich. I'll puke.
I LOVE butter lettuce! It is perfect shit for making wraps.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 6, 2008 - 12:47pm.:
How about butter lettuce? The kind we get here in SoCal is kind of rubbery and leaves are cushiony.
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I'll eat asparagus plain! I LOVE IT!!! But the nasty skinky pee afterwards always throws me.
My hub eats everything with mayo. Chicken, pork chops, artichokes (the only one I can actually SEE using mayo for).
It's nasty.
Asparagus and mayo???
Ohhh, goodness. *vomit burp*
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Submitted by Sensimina on June 6, 2008 - 12:32pm.
I would throw up if I saw someone squirting Miracle Whip on a salad. Does anyone actually use it for that?
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Ive been to an english persons house who served straight up mayo on the salad.
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Grilled asparagus with balsamic vinegar!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on June 6, 2008 - 2:56pm.
That sounds like a tasty side dish for dinner tonight.
Asparagus has a better chance at an Academy Award.
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Stock Broker on June 6, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Asparagus with BUTTER...now you're talking. Add a sprinkle of sea salt and white pepper & I'm there!
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Now we are talking!
*batting eye lashes at Stocky*
Submitted by Sensimina on June 6, 2008 - 12:32pm.
I would throw up if I saw someone squirting Miracle Whip on a salad. Does anyone actually use it for that?
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My dad does that shit. He's West Indian and he said that's how they roll on the island. He's not really Miracle Whip specific tho, it's just mayo on salad, even if it has to be pseudomayo.
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Asparagus with BUTTER...now you're talking. Add a sprinkle of sea salt and white pepper & I'm there!
Yea, I cook...so what.
im hungry
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