Which Couple Is More Exciting?
Ryan Phillipe & Abbie Cornish or Asparagus & Mayo?
You know, dumb whores always gross out when they see me eat asparagus with mayo. It's the only way I can eat it. I don't give a fuck if it's ghetto shit, it's delicious! I don't eat it with that fancy mayo either. I use Miracle Whip. The mayo still doesn't cover up the rank stench your pee produces from eating asparagus.
Anyway, Ryan Phillipe and that girl stepped out for the first time as a couple at last night's Australian in Film Breakthrough Awards. I didn't think it was possible to be more boring than Reese, but Abbie proved me wrong! Ryan was reportedly getting it on with bland Abbie while he was still with Reese.
People reports that the two were "canoodling' the entire night. A source said, "He had his arm around her and they were cozy and comfortable."
They look stoned. They probably are. It's the only way to keep themselves from falling asleep in each other's company.
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I LOVE mayo on fries
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well MK, judging from this thread, its obvious that to your loyal following, asparagus & mayo are the more exciting couple.
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Submitted by DeeDee on June 6, 2008 - 2:37pm.
I used to drench my fries in mayo as a teen, explains my fat ass now ten years later-I don't believe I have any food quirks anymore though :)
Asparagus and mayo. Yum. I thought my family and I were the only ones who did that. We catch shit for it all the time. I can't eat Miracle Whip, though, Best Foods/Hellman's only. Mix a little garlic in with it and it's tasty with artichokes, too.
ASSSSSSSPARAGUS! Hands down more exciting.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 6, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 6, 2008 - 12:37pm.: Even if its bib lettuce or a nice frond of romaine?
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Bib lettuce wilts so quickly, and we don't want anything limp anywhere near there.
The romaine frond has potential, but is a bit ticklish, and I'd hate for Mr.Snugglebunny to think I was giggling at him, it might ruin his appetite....
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corn and mayo is delicious..... not miracle whip though.. real mayo!
Um, tan much, Ryan? Cheater mother fuckers!
And I'll stick with artichoke and butter, thanks.
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I like asparagus, mayo not so much... unless it's on a sandwich and has to be Best Foods Mayo. I don't like Ryan and his new chick is a nobody.
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Reese and Ryan are more boring apart than they were together. It's probably better for the kids, but then again you never know what goes on at home.
As for Ryan and Abbie, I get the feeling that "canoodling" is sitting and staring at the wall together.
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Submitted by thebiglebowski on June 6, 2008 - 12:29pm.
miracle whip isnt real mayo. its pseudomayo. go helmanns!!
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The first and only time I had Miracle Whip I thought it was rancid mayonnaise and I was like, "WTF?!?!!? People eat this crap?!?!?!!?"
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In this mockumentary, host Martin Mull discusses the contributions that white people have made to the USA, visits the Institute of White Studies, and follows a typical white family as they go about their everyday lives. A peek inside the family's fridge found a jar of mayonnaise labelled for each family member.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 6, 2008 - 12:37pm.: Even if its bib lettuce or a nice frond of romaine?
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Ew. I hate Mayo.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 6, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Asparagus and hollandaise is apparently a really popular combo. I forget exactly what's in hollandaise but it's basically mayo.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, hollandaise
its egg yolk, butter and vinegar i think... so yeah, mayo plus butter basically! hmmmmmmmm fatty
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I love asparagus!
I was talking about it with a coworker earlier.
I suck. What the fuck
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Exactly. I also think eating french fries and corn on the cob with mayo is quirky too.
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Yikes, I read about this at celebrityprayerlist.com too.
Breach was 'okay'. Ryan was 'okay'. Chris Cooper owned most of the movie anyway.
Ryan is.........his nose is really red.
Hmmm.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 6, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by angry mom on June 6, 2008 - 2:28pm.
I thought Miracle Whip was technically not Mayo.
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It's considered salad dressing right? See MK, you're not ghetto.
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yes! and the french almost always put dressing on their asparagus
tu est tres chic mk!!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 6, 2008 - 3:33pm.
But mayo as lube?? OK, but I draw the line at a lettuce merkin.
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Oh and for good measure-Ryan's voice drives me nuts.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 6, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 6, 2008 - 2:32pm.
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I think it's use for potato salads, macaroni salads, and pasta salads. Personally I love it with chicken salad.
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OK. I'm a little high, so my mind went elsewhere. I use Miracle Whip light for teriyaki chicken salad, it's awesome.
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I'm indifferent to Ryan Phillipe, but his interview on Howard Stern was very funny:
http://www.onthesternshow.com/2008/05/ryan-phillippe-interview-on-the-st...
He's an okay guy. And he speaks of his Ex very kindly. Give it a listen.
BTW, the film "Breach" is awesome.
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Asparagus and hollandaise is apparently a really popular combo. I forget exactly what's in hollandaise but it's basically mayo.
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Submitted by DeeDee on June 6, 2008 - 2:30pm.
I think that's right, although I don't understand why it IS considered a salas dressing-its a weird consistancy...I use mayo and the whip equally-never on asparagus though...that doesn't sound ghetto so much as a quirky.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 6, 2008 - 2:32pm.
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I think it's use for potato salads, macaroni salads, and pasta salads. Personally I love it with chicken salad.
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Asparagus with mayo is fucking disgusting.
I'm a pretentious European and I think it should always be served with hollandaise sauce.
I don't give a fuck about Ryan Philippe either. Yawn.
I had no idea who this gal was until I saw Elizabeth, The Golden Age, she starred alongside Clive Owen (the hotness) and Cate Blanchette.
This girl^^^ more than held her own with those two heavyweights, she is a good actress and looks really cute in the film. she's a pretty girl but kinda blah in these real life pics.
Ryan Phillipe= boring.
Asparagus and Mayo hands down.
Think about the wonderful things one can do with those long luscious spears.
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I'm more entertained by the he/she in the 3rd thumbnail. Ryan really likes the plain ones, doesn't he? I guess everyone has a type...
it looks like just one picture, sadly it isn't just the same expression.
Ummmmm...MK Asparagus and mayo is the SHIT! I put lemon juice and salt and pepper in it too dammit!
Submitted by DeeDee on June 6, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by angry mom on June 6, 2008 - 2:28pm.
I thought Miracle Whip was technically not Mayo.
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It's considered salad dressing right? See MK, you're not ghetto.
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I would throw up if I saw someone squirting Miracle Whip on a salad. Does anyone actually use it for that?
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Submitted by angry mom on June 6, 2008 - 2:28pm.
I thought Miracle Whip was technically not Mayo.
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It's considered salad dressing right? See MK, you're not ghetto.
I think Reese is better looking than Abbie.
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I really really hate the word "canoodling". Can it be banned from use? Pretty please with Mayo and asparagus on top?
ewww MIRACLE WHIP?? that shit is disgusting!!! i do love me some asparagus.... artichokes are delicious too!
Don't like either. Pass.
miracle whip isnt real mayo. its pseudomayo. go helmanns!!
I have never heard of ANYONE eating mayonnaise on their asparagus. MK you do teach us something new everyday. Now, if I could just figure out how to get the crap stains outa' my running shorts!
Asparagus does makes your peeeee smell funny, I've noticed too. Healthy though ;)
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I thought Miracle Whip was technically not Mayo.
And to answer the Q Michael K, definatly the asparagus!
Beurk,
Reese is not the prettiest of them all, but was the mother of his children. He fking sucks. And he isn't even hot. He looks like one of those who always acts like a fkng 12year old with entitlement issues.
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Isn't it odd that he is so vanilla in the women he dates and yet the rumors going on about him running around on Reese were always with skanky broads. Love to be a fly on the wall if he ever does therapy. I know, I'm wierd. Save it for those who don't already know they are.