Friday, June 6th 2008
So Happy
These two little love beavers always look so happy together. They almost make me want to try vagina again, but I'll stick to salchicha. It's what I know.
And to think, I thought SamRo was a natural blonde (I'm joking). She had me fooled. Linds really needs to take her to get that root situation figured out in between munch parties.
In other HoHan news, she finally got insured for her movie, "Labor Pains." A source told Rush & Molloy that producers kept getting turned down by insurers. The source said that the producer "could only find one insurance company to cover her, and even then he really had to vouch for her."
She's totally insured by Survival. "SamRo can take that ride."
Wenn
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I don't know why her beast of a mom and fugly little sister deny this relationship.
Shopping must be their foreplay . . . so many pics show them doing retail therapy together.
Besides Britney, I never thought anyone could look worse when standing next to Hohan.
BloHan
8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.
Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Totally together since before the mouth-agape, passed out pics...
These 2 are lovers and frankly, it's whatever it is, for whatever time...
Just keep Ho away from vehicles.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 7, 2008 - 12:23am.
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Deb I agree re SR setting up Lilo with the paps that time she was passed out with her mouth hanging open. I think that it was a last ditch effort to make Lilo realize how low she had sunk. As for them being in a gay relationship, like you I question it at times. Like a lot of women I've had extremely close relationships with other women and we are very touchy-feely but it's certainly not sexual. A guy started a rumor once about me and a girlfriend being gay because he thought that we couldn't possibly be that close and not be bonking each other. Wrong.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
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Oh,they are so happy.she is pretty.I love her.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I know I am going to get pilloried but my gaydar is just not working for these two. Sam Ronson just reminds me of a care giver, like a parent LiLo never had.
When she set up Lilo for the drunk photos, I think she was trying to show her how bad she was getting at the time.
Now Lohan is looking happier and healthier and she wouldn't have gotten that way without the Ronson influence...
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No comment!
That looks like plaid flannel in her bag. Guess she REALLY IS a lesbian.
If Lindsey is happy good for her but she needs to stop avoiding and denying the gay rumors. No one really can judge her. She has done enough that we expect anything and everything from her.
Her mom is funny as hell on the reality show. She thinks Lindsey is a innocent victim, who is harrassed by the media. What is even funnier is Lindsey and Sam or whatever her name is are constantly in the public eye. If they want privacy don't put your shit out for everyone to see and don't be a celebrity!
Girls! How the hell are ya tonight?
Aphid, I left you a reply to your Jane Russell comment......and I saw ANOTHER "Tori & Dean" in the sky at 5pm!
UGH!
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
Hi Frito, darling! *smooch*
Hahaha d.a.! Loved it! xoxox
Awww, look! Lindsay has her mother's snake lips!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Aphid on June 6, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Hi d.a. *clinks rum & coke w/ d.a.'s voddie glass*
I haven't done a song parody for a while. :)
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And I've missed those, my sweet. I started thinking of Eric Clapton's "Layla"...as
Lezzie..you got me on my knees.
Lezzie, I'm begging darling please.,
Lezzie, won't you ease my worried mind and take me from behind.etc. lol
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
They still need a cutesy couple name. Lomantha? Hanson? United Carpet Workers local 107?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Hi d.a. *clinks rum & coke w/ d.a.'s voddie glass*
I haven't done a song parody for a while. :)
Submitted by Aphid on June 6, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Imagine me & you
And you & me
No matter how we bump those clams
It's plain to see
The only muff for me is you
and yours for me
So lezzy togethahhhhh....
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LMAO! *slips off barstool* *NOT losing grip on voddie* Hello, sweet girl! You just made my night! Hilarious! Great to see you!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Imagine me & you
And you & me
No matter how we bump those clams
It's plain to see
The only muff for me is you
and yours for me
So lezzy togethahhhhh....
Holy shit, check out the plaid in the bag.
What's next? A vest?? Maybe some birkenstocks???
I have to admit I kind of like these two together. *SIGH* ahhh young love....
Lezzie looks like a middle-aged Orange County mom whacked out on Xanax accompanying her teenage daughter to a school meeting.
♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
I didn't read any other comments but did MK say "vagina AGAIN"???????????
blazingwhitetrash: "Wouldn't an Angelina and Wynona coupling be so hot???"
Wynona is far better than that one chic she was in a lesbian relationship with - yikes!
BTW: If you're drinking, have one for me, baby!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by riverchic on June 6, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Is it just me, or does SamRo look exactly like Wynona Ryder?
Wouldn't an Angelina and Wynona coupling be so hot???
I've had a lot to drink. Please forgive.
Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.
-Tallulah Bankhead
Is it just me, or does SamRo look exactly like Wynona Ryder?
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Either Lindz has a naughty school girl outfit in that bag or she had Landon Brown's boxers dry cleaned for him. Maybe that's why he's trying to contact her soon?
Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 5:59pm.
The C Word,
I love you. It's official. I loved the Lady Tremaine avie, but Madame MIM!?!?!?!
If you bust out Maleficent, i'll explode.
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Thanks Clarisse(blushing furiously); I like your avies too!
I actually had Maleficent as my first avie (prior to Lady Tremaine and Madame Medusa)....can't beat those Disney bitches. ;)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
how many companies provide this kind of insurance?
As long as SamRo is doing the driving when LiLo is doing the drinking, I'm cool with it. Best thing to happen to her. I read about this at celebrityprayerlist.com too.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 6, 2008 - 6:36pm.
DawnieDD, our spammer has issues that require tissues. Poor thing is all kinds of confused. These spammers have infected all of the big gossip blogs. Even TMZ. UGH!
Is there a zipper on Lindsay's gladiator sandals or are my tired old eyes seeing shit?
Submitted by babylove on June 6, 2008 - 5:32pm.
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What.
The.
Hell?
I know I am not THAT drunk.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Samantha Ronson also looks dirty to me. It's her overall unkept appearance: her lazy mismatched clothes, her badly kept dye job and her ugly skin always has blemishes. I'm not a girly-girl sort of a woman, but damn! I try to keep myself well groomed.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 6, 2008 - 2:51pm.
They both look just filthy. Soap, ladies. And laundry detergent.
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And shampoo. Lots and lots of shampoo.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by angry mom on June 6, 2008 - 4:57pm.
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Hell, yeah! Who's got the voddie?
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
I agree w/PSL! If it were an attractive feature they would not have named them "TOES" nor would they be attached to something called "FEET".
They would have been named something nice but petals and roses were already taken... 8-)
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No comment!
not that Lindsay is much better, but Samantha Ronson is disgusting to me.
try vagina again??? OMG MK, so, once upon a time you were a lesbo ?
it makes me wonder...
The C Word,
I love you. It's official. I loved the Lady Tremaine avie, but Madame MIM!?!?!?!
If you bust out Maleficent, i'll explode.
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 6, 2008 - 4:51pm.
YEAY! Triple D-now its a party! :)
I venture to say they require breath mints as well.
Salchichas! Yummy! Fuck, I'm hungry... and horny...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Sam's wearing a Foreigner t-shirt! Blohan wants to know what love is, yet Sam's cold as ice.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
They both look just filthy. Soap, ladies. And laundry detergent.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Enough with the leggings! Borrow some pants already!
Wait, that didn't work out so well last time, nevermind.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Labor Pains is a true life account of Lindsay's quest to prove herself employable, and the drunken producer that still thinks she is.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Why is she wearing a Papaw sweater? It's hot as balls outside.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 -5:04pm.
muncle, nobody has "nice" toes. Feet are gross.
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Hey!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
I am surprised that she is not wearing a pair of leggings.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin