Friday, June 6th 2008

So Happy

These two little love beavers always look so happy together. They almost make me want to try vagina again, but I'll stick to salchicha. It's what I know.

And to think, I thought SamRo was a natural blonde (I'm joking). She had me fooled. Linds really needs to take her to get that root situation figured out in between munch parties.

In other HoHan news, she finally got insured for her movie, "Labor Pains." A source told Rush & Molloy that producers kept getting turned down by insurers. The source said that the producer "could only find one insurance company to cover her, and even then he really had to vouch for her."

She's totally insured by Survival. "SamRo can take that ride."

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

That is one helluva goofy smile the Blohan's sporting, there...and some very saggy ta-ta's.

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I can totally understand LiLo's relationship with SamRo. SamRo doesn't blab in public about making it with LiLo.
At least until they break up and SamRo writes a tell-all book.

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fnug7's picture

Shoot me for falling for the old publicity machine but I like these 2 together...I mean I despised Lohan up until I heard about this relationship, she's got less annoying in the last few weeks.

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I'd like to apologize to everyone for bitching on a previous thread about Sam always wearing a hat.

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they both are disgusting.
saMANtha is a sue happy disgraceful toad-blowhan is a desperatly pathetic trashy skank.
that is all.

This samantha chick looks like she might be hot if she just didn't dress like a fucking wanna be punk rock 3rd grader!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 6, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Why does Blowhan, who claims she's a singer AND has asthma, smoke?

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Uh, because she's a liar. And, a no-talent one at that.

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cheesemissile's picture

Welcome to Hollywood, where it's "The more the public despises you, the more we put your face everywhere!!"

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Every time they take pictures of these two, they're shopping. What the fuck? I thought Lindsay was broke. I know she's not making millions off her line of leggings.

Wait, maybe that explains why Ronson rarely smiles. She's been buying gallons of spray tan with her deejay monies.

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Those tits are pointing due south.

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Is that Flannel Boxers in her bag? Surprise surprise!

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Madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....

M.E.'s picture

I can't believe people are still hiring her sour ass.

Everything she has made in the last 3 years has been a flop.

Green Is Good's picture

Why does Blowhan, who claims she's a singer AND has asthma, smoke?

This little indie film is going to go bankrupt because of the insurance on her stupid ass alone. I predict she'll call out "sick" the first week of production.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 6, 2008 - 2:09pm.

Manimal5 , that's a lotta leggings.

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Feel that on your neck Lilo, it's not your bf Sam it's reality breathing down it.
She better man up for this.

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If you are surprised Hohan finally got insured, just imagen how surprised I am because people still hire her to make movies even after she sucks as an actress and is very unprofessional.

Haha, MK. You say salchichas and I say weiners.

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Wow...only one company would vouche for her. If she starts Effin up on this film....her career will be ova!

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Manimal5 , that's a lotta leggings.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 6, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Blowhan got insured?? Folks, let the ride on the Crazy Train commence!!

Hahaha. Maybe she promised them all her unsold Ho leggings.

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I wonder how much she got paid by that Aviva company. Bitch didn't quit

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I can't help it, I love ManHo. They really do seem good together, and I'm not hating Hohan like I was during her entitled drunk slut period.

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rotten

LOL

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parissucksliterally's picture

muncle, nobody has "nice" toes. Feet are gross.

but Lilo has ugly legs, I'll give you that, if you want.....(wink)

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PSL ~ I agree with you. What a joke.

I bet the insurance company is one of those "penny saver" advertisers that will also insure Nick Hogan and Gary Busey for $29.99

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Ahahahaha!! Hohan looks like Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color in the first picture. Her facial expression is hilarious.

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Maybe Sam will leave some actual water in the vodka water bottle.

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LL's got ugly toes
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Blowhan got insured?? Folks, let the ride on the Crazy Train commence!!

She'll be back in rehab or in jail by the Fourth of July.

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You know you love a person when you share your ciggies! My BF does the same thing Hohan is doing, takes two outta the pack, gives me one...ahhh...love

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I can't believe any company would be stupid enough to insure Lindsay.

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