Friday, June 6th 2008

Landon Brown's Bathroom Moment With HoHan

Yup, Landon Brown lifting up his shirt is all it takes for me to ignore that douche ensemble he's wearing. He looks like he's wearing plaid bloomers, but who gives a fuck! He's hot. Anyway, Bobby Brown's older son is claiming that he had an intimate bathroom moment with HoHan at a private party wo years ago. Seriously, who hasn't done sexy times with HoHan in a bathroom? I'm sure we all have at one point or another.

Landon said, "Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she waked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in." Knew who he was?! I barely know who this bitch is thanks to "Rock the Cradle."

The two dated for a while after that, but it ended for no specific reason, "It didn't end badly, but it did end weird. I'm actually trying to get back in touch with her - really soon."

Sorry, Landon. HoHan doesn't speak dick anymore.

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Ew, how sad do you have to be when nobody will have sex with you except on their way to or from a public bathroom. Ouch!

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He's not that good looking..
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TheBreakdown's picture

He is the son of crackhead scion Bobby Brown and he can't get anyone to feel him up?

And who hasn't had a romantic encounter with Hohan in the bathroom?

The next time I see her I'm reminding her to wipe front to back.

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MizRo's picture

Douche, like his Dad.

Cubanita's picture

When I saw this talentless douche on "Rock the Cradle", my first thought was, Did Bobby Brown ever get a paternity test done? There's no way the kid could come out that handsome with BB as his father.
Look at Bobbi Kristina: even with Whitney as her mother, the fug BB genes are evident.

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well he just wrecked his non-existent career!

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ok, his abs are hot, but i can't STAND when guys have tiny nipples and no pecks. bleh! and his face is just not doing it for me. as for lohan following him into a bathroom, what else do you expect from this girl? i'm surprised she fucked him behind closed doors! give a slut some credit!

"that's what she said!"

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Thanks Mr. President good night!

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Good night Mr. Prez! Salute!

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Good nite and congrats on the graduation that you mentioned the other night Guci.
bye

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There goes Lindsay's good girl image.

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Thanx Deb.

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guci, Very slowly.

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Mr. President:

how do you type when your drunk?

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DebFrmHell's picture

Mr. Prez, I love that AutoMag in the avie....big guns thrill me!

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gucci's picture

Deb if your a prude then so am i. and i know what you mean about the smell. i can't begin to tell you the amount of times weather it be on the train, an office and in school, i have smelled such and awful oder. the guys smell like poopoo and crotch and the women smell like, well, crotch.

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Tell him to read the instructions. It's UNDER wear. What part of the word under does he not understand?
Hope I spelled all that right, a little drunk rigt now. Sorry.

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DebFrmHell's picture

I could rant on undies FOREVER!

If you can see 'em you can smell 'em, too!

And women with the plumber's crack in a thong. OMFG, hyperventilation over the disgust of it all.

Gees, I sound like a world class prude but I would rather there be no undies that to look at something I know has got "The Tracks".
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Absolutely deb. it sickens and appauls me to see young men dressing like this. i tell my nieces all the time if they ever baught one home, he would not be allowed in the house. period.

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@Gucci, i had a worker once who showed up to lay carpet in the restaurant. Dressed just like this too. Told the foreman that if that young man could not keep his britches up where they belonged he coould contine to show his drawers in the van...I got the fish eye from that kid for hours because he had no belt..LOL. Didn't care in the least, we were paying the bill.

Pull them up or get out!

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DebFrmHell:
cannot, nor will I, accept that any man, regardless of age, looks good with his drawers hanging out all visible!

Give me a pair of faded jeans that fit right and show off the tush, a la Springstein. Give me a well tailored suit. Hell, give me a guy in a non-speedo!

just quit showing me your freaking UNDIES!!!!!
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Deb i know what you mean. i had a date once with a guy and he showed up at my door looking exactly like this idiot. what did i do? first i asked "do you really expect me to go out with you looking like this? his response was "whats wrong with what i am wearing?" i responded with you really don't know? and he just has this look on his face like he had no idea what i was talking about. i told him to not come back to my house and slammed the door in his face. i never heard from him again. i mean, are men low class today or what? and as for bobby's idiot son? he's low class and ghetto just like his butt ugly daddy. he a hohan deserve each other.

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Like father like son. Poor child! Too bad we can't choose our parents.
Why would anyone brag about a bathroom quicky with Lindsey? I hope he protected his little pecker from Lindseyitis. He might have caught something not discovered by modern medicine. Did he really say he wants to have round two?
Lord help him for he does not know what he says.
Bobby needs to get his son and put the booze and coke down.

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She can't act and he can't sing. They are perfect for each other!

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does speaking dick mean you're bilingual? this could be a valuable skill in this tough job market...
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PSL even better, she ran through sprinklers!

Loves you too, hot mama xoxoxox

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Submitted by Aphid on June 6, 2008 - 6:56pm.

blazingwhitetrash, your avie is HWAT! I love Jane Russell. I was once compared to her....but of course we know I'm unattractive. Still it was one of the proudest moments of my life!
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why....did Jane Russell say "cumbubble"?

hehehhehehe....love you gorgeous!

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I speak dick...just not with one in my mouth....:)

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Submitted by dead-actress on June 6, 2008 - 10:22pm.

The sad part is that apparently she does such a heavy amount of coke in there, she has to take a spotter.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 6, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Well, if you're going to damage your nose so much that you can't smell, you may as well do it where the poop is.
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So...the orgasmic feeling of coke/crack trumps the stench. Mystery solved. Writing on bathroom wall..optional.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 6, 2008 - 8:17pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 6, 2008 - 10:14pm.

Well, if you're going to damage your nose so much that you can't smell, you may as well do it where the poop is.
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Submitted by dead-actress on June 6, 2008 - 10:14pm.

Well, if you're going to damage your nose so much that you can't smell, you may as well do it where the poop is.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 6, 2008 - 10:06pm.
As often as she goes there to do a line, she's pretty much followed North America into the bathroom.
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*spewing voddie* LMAO! What is it about bathrooms and doing a line in there. Why?!

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Janie is one hot mama big tittied mama and was the real star of Gentlemen Prefer Blonds. I'm think of changing her to Hedy Lamar though. Hedy was the first hot girl to appear nekkid on film and she patented the Frequency-hopped spread spectrum invention (wikipedia her) on the back of a cocktail napkin. That's fucking pornstar hot.

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Submitted by dead-actress on June 6, 2008 - 9:56pm.

As often as she goes there to do a line, she's pretty much followed North America into the bathroom.

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blazingwhitetrash, your avie is HWAT! I love Jane Russell. I was once compared to her....but of course we know I'm unattractive. Still it was one of the proudest moments of my life!

OT: Sick and stupid. Deny it Firecrotch! (Even though no one will believe you)

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She followed him into the bathroom? What woman does that? Oh. It's the self-serving whore. Never mind.

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She knew who he was because Lindsay and his dad have the same parole officer.

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OMG. Anyone who would admit to screwing in a bathroom is pure trash... I remember when a friend of mine was telling me about how she hooked up with this dude in a fucking ALLEY and I was like, "And you're so proud of it that you're actully ADMITTING to it?!" Sick...
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His abs look like a turtle shell.

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Curious, I'll need to go search and link a picture as evidence....what about the super low pants without any undies showing? Where did that evolve from?

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"they got "really, really close" and yet, i see no lesions?... i think he's lying"
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This is pure garbage!!! Where is White Oprah to set the record straight???...Huh?... Passed out in a toilet stall with Landon's jizz all over her face while paramedics and make up artists try to "prep" her for her reality show? Oh, Ok...
Well, then, I guess we'll just have to wait a while for WO to set the record straight, BUT SET IT SHE WILL. Make no mistake...

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I'm a white-girl with a thing for brown bellies. Please post more of these exquisite specimens.
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Submitted by forever.now on June 6, 2008 - 7:31pm.

EXACTLY. Some 'fads' come from some very dark, ugly places and can give people a very wrong perception.

In other words:

Pull your fucking pants up, dumbass!

to period...

I had no idea that is what the low pants underwear thing meant. well that explains A LOT.

I have never personally known anyone who affected this ridiculous style. but I think it is a good idea to be careful what one copies because there are reasons for everything.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 6, 2008 - 7:25pm.

I love George too! That whole topic about the low riding jeans makes me spew laughing.

DebFrmHell's picture

I went off at the undies thing at the beginning of this post. I hate seeing others undies. I see tracks in shorts. I see someone else doing the laundry.
Soooooo very unattractive and offensive. And I am not a prude by any stretch of the imagination. OCD much?? lol.

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Submitted by . on June 6, 2008 - 7:23pm.

do i gotta bring the Carlin thing out again?LOL!

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