Friday, June 6th 2008

Landon Brown's Bathroom Moment With HoHan

Yup, Landon Brown lifting up his shirt is all it takes for me to ignore that douche ensemble he's wearing. He looks like he's wearing plaid bloomers, but who gives a fuck! He's hot. Anyway, Bobby Brown's older son is claiming that he had an intimate bathroom moment with HoHan at a private party wo years ago. Seriously, who hasn't done sexy times with HoHan in a bathroom? I'm sure we all have at one point or another.

Landon said, "Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she waked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in." Knew who he was?! I barely know who this bitch is thanks to "Rock the Cradle."

The two dated for a while after that, but it ended for no specific reason, "It didn't end badly, but it did end weird. I'm actually trying to get back in touch with her - really soon."

Sorry, Landon. HoHan doesn't speak dick anymore.

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Posted by: Michael K


Leatherette's picture

He's "trying to get back in touch" because the free clinic told him to.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 6, 2008 - 7:21pm.

and having your oversized pants pulled down past your ass means they drop when you try and run from the cops... and here we are, back to the whole prison bitch thing

EveryStrangersEyes, just don't mention the 'rape' word and it's all good. ;)

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Submitted by . on June 6, 2008 - 7:17pm.

and having your oversized pants pulled down past your ass means they drop when you try and run from the cops... and here we are, back to the whole prison bitch thing

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"Crystal world with winter flowers.
Turns my day to frozen hours.
Lying snowblind in the sun.
Will my ice age ever come?"

I really don't understand the plaid undershorts at all. And when are young men going to realize that having your pants pulled half down means you were somebody's bitch in jail? Damn, the youngsters these days are mentally challenged.

It's only sexy to the guys who expect you to hold their belt loop and bend over for the soap? GET IT?

Damn.

Mr. President's picture

Hohan should publish a Michelin guide to the best bathrooms for sex.
I hear the bathroom at Teddy's should get five stars.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@M.E.:

Butterfly is an evil bitch. My ex-BF's event was butterfly and relay and he had the HOTTEST body ever. *fans self thinking about Chad's bod*

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
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Sharon's picture

Damn, he's a hot piece of ass, but he fucked Lezzy Hohan, and i'm sure his dick got every disease known to man infested on it!!!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"

M.E.'s picture

I dont think that if I tried, I could do the butterfly now days for the life of me.

Not after throwing my shoulder out twice in softball and the pinched nerve from typing and looking at a computer everyday for the last 5 GD years! LOL

LOLOLOL @ don't speak dick no more!!!

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ITS SUMMERTIME OH YEAH, HELL YEAH! IM SO DRUNK AND HORNY AND UMBRELLA AND SHIT!! - typical fan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6Vj4gBKMI

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

"The two dated for a while"

this one always perplexes me... can screwing till the drugs run out really qualify as "dating"?

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"Crystal world with winter flowers.
Turns my day to frozen hours.
Lying snowblind in the sun.
Will my ice age ever come?"

Desert Rose's picture

I thought that was Nick Cannon for a second XD

landon : "woooow didn't think the number on the stall was real!"

Submitted by M.E. on June 6, 2008 - 6:46pm.

I call latts wings because, well, I was a swimmer and that is what my instructor called them.

Whatever. I'm a dork.

M.E., that's actually a really cool way of explaining them! I like that and it's not dorky in the least bit. Visually, your terminology is spot on.

M.E. & DawnieDD, I was a strong swimmer and could save someone from drowning if I had to but I've never been an athletic type swimmer. Well, I was never much of an athlete at all. Who am I kidding? haha.

Landon has a really nice face to go with the fit body.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Sheeps musta got a promotion at the tube sock factory if they let him touch papers now.

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@M.E.:
200 freestyle and 400 fs relay. I swam AAU (remember that?) and 2 years HS.

ONT: still, no.

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We sit side by side in every class;
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DebFrmHell's picture

Sheeps is working the street corners in that outfit. He just calls it shuffling papers ((wink))

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BobsBB's picture

I'd have flushed.

M.E.'s picture

Dx3 - 50 yard fly and 50 year free in the relay. You?

You guys are all too kind. I gotta get back to the pretense of working (mostly shuffling papers from one side to the other).... See you.

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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."

LNSH's picture

It is so sad that his poor daughter with Whitney Houston got his looks and this lucky MF looks like his mom.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@M.E.:

I was a swimmer, too, girl!

ONT: Swimming with disease.

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

Mel-Tang's picture

Sheeps, your avie, it's so damn cute!! LMAO
Sheepy want sexay times!!

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Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@ESE:

Don't be so sure, ESE. Sheeps is a notorious star-fucker. Oh wait! That was me.

Never mind. Carry on.

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

ithought the kids had stopped with the low pants, boxers hanging out thing.

but seriously if she recognized this guy that is really impressive. she should enroll in college. such a brillant mind should not be neglected.

Sayonara's picture

He gave Lindsay some of that honey love.

Microphone check 1 2 1 2

M.E.'s picture

I call latts wings because, well, I was a swimmer and that is what my instructor called them.

Whatever. I'm a dork.

*hides*

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

they got "really, really close" and yet, i see no lesions?... i think he's lying

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"Crystal world with winter flowers.
Turns my day to frozen hours.
Lying snowblind in the sun.
Will my ice age ever come?"

M.E.'s picture

Damn, I miss me the young mens with hard bodies like that.

Submitted by M.E. on June 6, 2008 - 6:38pm.

Nooooooooooo. Dat be his ripped latts my dear. His WINGS!

M.E., I guess er, uh, needless to say I've never seen that much muscle in person. *pout* I've never heard of the term "wings" for that kind of musculature before. Hey! You just learned me somethin'! :)

DawnieDD, Hey back girlllllllll! Hope you have a wonderful weekend (and that goes for everyone here too, even you lurkers and trollers but NO to the SPAMMERS).

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 6, 2008 - 6:38pm

Sheeps is high class! he wouldn't be borrowing shoes from Paris... and i can't stand by letting you spread nasty rumors!!LOL!

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"Crystal world with winter flowers.
Turns my day to frozen hours.
Lying snowblind in the sun.
Will my ice age ever come?"

M.E.'s picture

Sheeps - no, sorry, can't see the braided hair or bows.

Glad to see you didn't borrow Shitney's fishnets! Those had too many holes in them!

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by . on June 6, 2008 - 2:34pm.
His armpit goes all the way to his fricking ribs. WTF??
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Nooooooooooo. Dat be his ripped latts my dear. His WINGS!

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@ Period:

Hey girl! :)

@ESE:

He might have borrowed them from Paris. She gots big feets.

ONT: Not even trying, It's Friday.

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

ChubbyWubby's picture

I think the only thing left for Lohan to do is for her to fuck a Tibetan Monk and she will have every spot on the board covered....

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 6, 2008 - 6:34pm.

hi, trip-D!... they just don't seem to be the right size?

OT: i'll be honest... nothing

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"Crystal world with winter flowers.
Turns my day to frozen hours.
Lying snowblind in the sun.
Will my ice age ever come?"

Submitted by M.E. on June 6, 2008 - 3:33pm.
And what a pretty shade of pink fuck me pumps!

I know! Lotta good they do me. Can you see the braided and bowed hair? DeeDee set me up with Ken Paves and Bobby Trendy.

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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 6, 2008 - 6:33pm.

Hey, pretty girl. ♥♥

I thought Comingback only did Britney Shtick? lol

DebFrmHell's picture

My tranquilizer finally wore off and I still believe that the sheep is really Heather Mills in disguise...hehehehehe

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dustbunny's picture

You mean you're not just making a joke about him having the same last name as Bobbie? He really is his son? really?
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

ESE, love!

Sheeps may look tres chic, but he is doing his spinal alignment no favors. Trust.

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

His armpit goes all the way to his fricking ribs. WTF??

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by Sheeps on June 6, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on June 6, 2008 - 3:30pm.

You noticed? It's Friday!
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And what a pretty shade of pink fuck me pumps!

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Where is the Hoff?

She hates to give up a comingback moment and this story if rife with opportunity for "TOILET TIMES" "SOCK SLOTS" and "BUTT FLAPS".

Hoff?

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

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Submitted by M.E. on June 6, 2008 - 6:30pm.

hell, i was more questioning the heels!

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"Crystal world with winter flowers.
Turns my day to frozen hours.
Lying snowblind in the sun.
Will my ice age ever come?"

Submitted by M.E. on June 6, 2008 - 3:30pm.

You noticed? It's Friday!

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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."

I saw his new sexy photos in site ’’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m’’. *************************************************************He is always dating a young single woman on that site. Just curious.

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M.E.'s picture

Sheeps - are you wearing lingerie???

You hor!

DebFrmHell's picture

I cannot, nor will I, accept that any man, regardless of age, looks good with his drawers hanging out all visible!

Give me a pair of faded jeans that fit right and show off the tush, a la Springstein. Give me a well tailored suit. Hell, give me a guy in a non-speedo!

just quit showing me your freaking UNDIES!!!!!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 6, 2008 - 3:26pm.
geezus, i hate playing matchmaker!!

hee hee

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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."

Geebz74's picture

Eww what a little opportunistic whore!

Nice six pack, though. (you know...for a slut)
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House