Friday, June 6th 2008

Landon Brown's Bathroom Moment With HoHan

Yup, Landon Brown lifting up his shirt is all it takes for me to ignore that douche ensemble he's wearing. He looks like he's wearing plaid bloomers, but who gives a fuck! He's hot. Anyway, Bobby Brown's older son is claiming that he had an intimate bathroom moment with HoHan at a private party wo years ago. Seriously, who hasn't done sexy times with HoHan in a bathroom? I'm sure we all have at one point or another.

Landon said, "Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she waked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in." Knew who he was?! I barely know who this bitch is thanks to "Rock the Cradle."

The two dated for a while after that, but it ended for no specific reason, "It didn't end badly, but it did end weird. I'm actually trying to get back in touch with her - really soon."

Sorry, Landon. HoHan doesn't speak dick anymore.

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Posted by: Michael K


Landon, that's nothing to brag about. Everyone has been inside of HOhan. There's a reason she's called HOhan!
Yeah, when I first saw him, I thought, who knew Bobby Brown could create anything so attractive. But, he's too much of a douche, dropping his pants and shit.

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thepaganone's picture

Wasn't there a blind item a while back about someone having sex in a port-a-pottie? that sounds like the perfect place for this to have taken place.

That's why I live in a teepee!

M.E.'s picture

Well, in her defense...who hasn't she fucked?

Waut, that wasn't really defending the whore was it?

Sorry Landon, she aint into snakes no more. She likes kitties.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

"trying to get back in touch with her"?!?!... grab an 8-ball, hold it in the air, she'll come a runnin'!... geezus, i hate playing matchmaker!!

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Devore's picture

landon??!!

M.E.'s picture

THAT came from the loins of Bobby Brown.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Bobby must be pissed that his son is 100x better looking than Bobby EVER was, especially now with the sideways jaw moving crack mouth!

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

rotten_egg's picture

Eww.. he looks like he smells.

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Wonder if she uses the same technique every time. This story sounds identical to the one about her and a boy band member when she was in New Orleans filming 'Just My Luck" in '05. It's nice to see a young girl with a healthy sexual appetite! HaHaHa!

dustbunny's picture

ok, not like we can claim Hohan has any class as it is, but he just proved he has no class by telling.
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Mel-Tang's picture

So, we can safely assume that his dick has fallen off by now, and he only wants to get in touch with Lohan to get some money for a new one?
Great six pack, though.
Wonder what he does to get THAT.

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minnow's picture

Good luck on that whole getting back in touch with her thing...

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

"I think she knew who I was when she first saw me."

Oh really. Were you a coke dealer at the time?
And you're telling this now because????
I'm sorry who are you again?
Whatever, it's your prerogative.

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SeH's picture

"Landon said, 'Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she waked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.'"

Is ANYONE here shocked??

*crickets*

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Lory's picture

Hot body... Hopefully he didn't get together with Blohan. The human body can only take so much STDs...

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angry mom's picture

"Me and Lindsay got really, really close"
Barf gross and grammatically incorrect douchebag--I hate it when guys pull up their shirt like that to show off their packs-what a douche-like that's something to brag about-his tummy and fucking hohan

Sayonara's picture

No surprise here.

"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin

dustbunny's picture

Sorry, Landon. HoHan doesn't speak dick anymore
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BWAH! Priceless.

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southern girl's picture

-yawn- who hasn't she effed?

Barb Dwyer's picture

Ya, dick speak is over. She's got "Manesia" a serious case of forgeting what the Penis can do for you,

soul's picture

uhhh HAWWWT Dang. :) oh yeah Hohan right...village bicycle.
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