I'll Love You For $20 Million
Brit Brit Spears has never loved a tool the way that she's loved KFed and Daddy Spears knows this. That's why he's offered KFed $4.5 million to remarry Brit so says Star Magazine.
A source said that Daddy Spears has been trying to get KFed back in Brit's life for a long ass time now. He's been in negotiations with KFed while keeping it from Brit.
The source went on to say that Daddy's latest offer to KFed is $4.5 million. I hope he's not dipping into Brit's frapp fund. That wouldn't be funny. The source said, “His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.”
KFed is playing hard ball and he wants $20 million and refuses to sign a prenup when they remarry. That KFed. Once a whore always a whore.
This is obviously a bunch of lie-telling. I mean, you know KFed would remarry her ass for a year supply of XXL Fruit of the Loom white t-shirts and a $100 gift certificate to Dave & Buster's. It doesn't take much.
If Daddy Spears is willing to spend that kind of cash, he should hire the best. I'm talking about Sarah Larson. The ho doesn't have a client right now and she'll never leave Brit Brit. Seriously, you can program her to do whatever you want. She can probably make frapps and homemade Cheetos. Homemade Cheetos!
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This is crap.....I don't believe it.
The day pictured above is what they used for Britney
stories on Fox 11 news for about 2 years.....lol
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 6, 2008 - 10:32pm.
I don't really think he's that clever, but he can make "Brit" rhyme with "early retirement".
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Oh, honey he knew he'd be sitting pretty the day she took a walk on the crazy side and married him. When she decided to go sans pantaloons and beat a car with an umbrella...money in the bank.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on June 6, 2008 - 10:30pm.
I don't really think he's that clever, but he can make "Brit" rhyme with "early retirement".
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 6, 2008 - 10:21pm.
After spending time at Brit's snatch, the flies are the least of his worries.
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LMFAO! You're killing me! I've never laughed so hard! His next rap song...he'll rhyme "flies" with "lies" or some shit.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Definately lie telling. Star magazine sucks.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 6, 2008 - 10:19pm.
After spending time at Brit's snatch, the flies are the least of his worries.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 6, 2008 - 9:53pm.
K-FED sure has gotten cocky with the multi-platinum success of his CD, the numerous grammies, the sold-out concert tour, the Nobel Prize, the biographical film starring a turd, and the video game based upon his exploits. Why, just yesterday, after he emptied my cans into the back of the garbage truck, he just left the lids on the ground.
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KFed as a trash boy! Imagine him being followed by flies the whole fucking hot day. So appropriate. LOL!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Total bullshit. I doubt her dad would want anything from that man-slut. Isn't she dating her agent or something?
Fuck, I have no life.
Anyhoo, for 20 million I'll go down on her cheeto-stained muffin... after I put on a spacesuit, but still.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
For $20 million, I'll dress as a giant Cheeto and fucking rim her.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Shit, for that money I'D marry her and set her ass straight! (No pun intended).
I won't go down on the corn muffin, though. I gotta draw the line somewheres....
Team Kfed all the way. Soak that redneck and her family for all they're worth.
K-FED sure has gotten cocky with the multi-platinum success of his CD, the numerous grammies, the sold-out concert tour, the Nobel Prize, the biographical film starring a turd, and the video game based upon his exploits. Why, just yesterday, after he emptied my cans into the back of the garbage truck, he just left the lids on the ground.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I'd marry her for 2 mil plus a lifetime supply of Purple. And a prenup. I wouldn't want her snarfing my Purple when she storms out again. And the cigs? They have to go. I'm all about healthy living, you know, antioxidants and stuff. On second thought, maybe Brit isn't my type. Or anyone's.
They remind me of the crazies that shop at 3:00 am at the nearby market. And yeah, the bitch is riding his back while selecting the cheapest beer.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
On her current allowance, it's gonna take her 56 years to pay her dad back. Maybe she should get a paper route.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Ed McMahon needs a job. He can babysit Shitney for whatever time he's got left and make some buck at the same time. Options, Ed, options!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
blazingwhitetrash:
Haha! Nope, they are everywhere, dear - even here in Colo!!! Lol!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Hey tigerlilly
This is going to sound weird, but...do you shop at freepeople.com by any chance? Just wonderin'
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Excuse my manners
Submitted by riverchic on June 6, 2008 - 7:46pm.
I'd say she's more like Family Dollar goodliness...
LOL I just bought fucking Tide there today, it was like 3 bucks. I thought we only had them here in Jersey!!!
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Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.
-Tallulah Bankhead
Waltzing Matilda: Why, thank you dear! I do kinda miss the sane BS (like in the pic above), but then again, I also miss the bat-shit, crazy-as-hell BS, too.
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Well put, riverchic! : )
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 6, 2008 - 9:12pm.
i'm not scared! you go ahead and call county, they're gonna need toilet times when i'm done with 'em!
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"Crystal world with winter flowers.
Turns my day to frozen hours.
Lying snowblind in the sun.
Will my ice age ever come?"
Oops, tiger cub is calling, y'all. I gotsta go, but I lurves you all like Shitney lurves her boot moves...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
If kfed declines the offer will there be an auction?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 6, 2008 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 6, 2008 - 9:02pm.
oh, fuckin' with me for typo's, 'eh?!?!...*soup nazi voice*.. no boot moves for you!
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I'm GRIEVING here and you are DENYING my Shitney-given right to boot moves???? SADIST! *Calling the county*...Oh, you are in big trouble now, mister. I hope you paid your ass tax, cuz my next call is to the IRS.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Waltzing Matilda: "K-fed's the one who drove her crazy!"
Sorry hon, but she's been crazy since the day she left the womb - it just didn't come to a head until they split...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Will the courts allow that, what with her mental state? Why would she re-marry him if he was paid to do it? Why would Daddy Spears do this when K-fed's the one who drove her crazy! He was running around on her when she was pregnant. He was reputedly smoking pot while in Wilmington, NC filming One Tree Hill Last Year. I and many others have been in the same situation as Brit, (philandering pothead husband, 2 small children, divorce) it's alot of pressure. Trying to destroy oneself is an escape...it takes awhile to get back to good. (And she seems like a handfull) I applaud K-fed for stepping up but it took a long time for her to hit bottom and it takes awhile to climb out. K-fed played a role in her demise.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 6, 2008 - 9:02pm.
oh, fuckin' with me for typo's, 'eh?!?!...*soup nazi voice*.. no boot moves for you!
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"Crystal world with winter flowers.
Turns my day to frozen hours.
Lying snowblind in the sun.
Will my ice age ever come?"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 6, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 6, 2008 - 8:55pm.
21 sock slot salute, i guess
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Um, that's sock slots...How quickly the great are forgotten...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 6, 2008 - 8:55pm.
21 sock slot salute, i guess
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"Crystal world with winter flowers.
Turns my day to frozen hours.
Lying snowblind in the sun.
Will my ice age ever come?"
Coming Back? Fake Coming Back? No?....*sigh*...Flushing the dead toilet bats down the toilet...Bye, bye toilet bats, I'll miss you and the pink wig the most...*tiger tear*...I'm sorry I can't continue with this post... I'm too choked up...*Sob*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
blazingwhitetrash: "She's such a beautiful example of Walmart goodliness."
I'd say she's more like Family Dollar goodliness...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by Sayonara on June 7, 2008 - 1:13am.
Oh yes. I don't think that Justin would go down that route ever again.
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Not unless he was desprate. If they ever got back to togther they'd get more press than Brad & Angie could only ever dream of.
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Spears - Life Lessons - Rasing BooBoo's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3djFGaE7Kc
Omg so like this bitch of DADDY tryin to buy out Popozao for his bipolar bear daughter 0_o
Yall Hooker is backzzzzzz bitchesssss
__________I've always loved these shots of Britney. She's such a beautiful example of Walmart goodliness. She's fabulous. I mean, just look, look at Federline, he could be working at your local body shop. This is just my Anthropologist tendencies coming out, but they are perfect pieces of Southern Americana. I love them.__________________________________________________
Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.
-Tallulah Bankhead
Luv Brits half smoked ciggie. Nasty ass.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Star magazine is such a reliable source of information....
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
So I guess that's why he stopped calling me.
MEEEEEAAAAATTTTTTTTT POLE!
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Kevin PLEASE for any price DON'T do it!!!!!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 6, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on June 7, 2008 - 12:44am.
I think so, too! She is not over Justin Timberfake.
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Word! Do remember a couple of months ago when OK! said Unfitney had a shrine to Justin in her bedroom? yeah, I totally belive that shit. Id Daddy wants her to remarry, he needs to call on Justin.
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Oh yes. I don't think that Justin would go down that route ever again.
Microphone check 1 2 1 2
Why?
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
This made me laugh.
Sure, if only ALL the dumb fake celeb marriages were exposed.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Sayonara on June 7, 2008 - 12:44am.
I think so, too! She is not over Justin Timberfake.
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Word! Do remember a couple of months ago when OK! said Unfitney had a shrine to Justin in her bedroom? yeah, I totally belive that shit. Id Daddy wants her to remarry, he needs to call on Justin.
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Spears - Life Lessons - Rasing BooBoo's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3djFGaE7Kc
Mrs.Kravitz on June 6, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Brit Brit Spears has never loved a meat pole the way that she's loved KFed's...
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OHHH the visual. And I was going to make porckcops for dinner tonight. Now it's def. no meat products. Ha ha
aw, the star is getting nostalgic for the old days and britfed.
That picture is clearly photoshopped. I can't believe she'd be carrying water around. Miller Light... that I would believe.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Homemade Cheetos.... because the real thing is just so expensive and hard to get.
RUN KFED!! RUN!!
It's all a ploy to find a way for her not to have to pay support. lol.
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