Chip Chip Cheeto!
Brit Brit has already mastered the BRITish accent and now she gets to try it out in London. She'll fool everyone. "Howdy-doo y'all! Blahmee! Ballsocks! Chip chip Cheeto!"
Larry Rudolph confirmed that she'll be travel to London next week to shoot a video for "Radar."
Larry told the NY Post, "The theme is her and her girlfriends are going to be looking all around London trying to find a boy who she met in a club. Every time they think they have him, it's someone else. She will be behind the camera as much as possible; she wants to make sure it's exactly right."
We're sorry England, but Jordan and Peter were here a few weeks ago, so this is a fair trade! I'm sure our officials worked it out with your officials.
Speaking of London, where in Cheeto hell is that pooch?! Did he take refuge in Brit Brit's weave? Maybe he IS her weave. I hope officials save his furry ass when she goes through customs.
Here's Brit Brit with London in her weave shopping for furniture yesterday with Larry.
She is looking old and worn. NEXT!
She looks so beautiful! I love the color of that lipstick, it really works for her. It looks like she has a puckered asshole on her face with Wet & Wild lipstick smeared on it.
Submitted by kiwikim on June 8, 2008 - 5:07am.
I met Brit and Jeffrey Dahlmer's love child in Boulder Colorado last night. She was a seven year old girl dining on the patio at Noodles and Company, strangling, kicking, pinching, and slapping her five month old lab/german shepherd puppy. When the poor thing tried to escape under a table, she yanked him back out by the tail. She repeatedly wrapped the leash around his neck and tried to dangle him off the table. Her brother joined in the fun by kicking the dog and when the dog tried to bite him, he kicked him again and started screaming. The mom did nothing. The boy told it us it was their fifth dog. I imagine the other four are buried in back of the trailer or went back to the shelter where they died after being unable to be adopted b/c they learned to bite in that bitches house. Anyway, I told the fat slut she was a shitty mother and they didn't deserve the dog. That shit didn't end well.
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Oh Man! Those little bastard and their trashy mother deserve to be mauled by a mean ass dog! I HATE people like that! They would be better off dead and that poor dog should be the one who puts them six feet under.
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Brite looks so cute.I love her.A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named--- "AffluentBachelors.com "--- where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love
I met Brit and Jeffrey Dahlmer's love child in Boulder Colorado last night. She was a seven year old girl dining on the patio at Noodles and Company, strangling, kicking, pinching, and slapping her five month old lab/german shepherd puppy. When the poor thing tried to escape under a table, she yanked him back out by the tail. She repeatedly wrapped the leash around his neck and tried to dangle him off the table. Her brother joined in the fun by kicking the dog and when the dog tried to bite him, he kicked him again and started screaming. The mom did nothing. The boy told it us it was their fifth dog. I imagine the other four are buried in back of the trailer or went back to the shelter where they died after being unable to be adopted b/c they learned to bite in that bitches house. Anyway, I told the fat slut she was a shitty mother and they didn't deserve the dog. That shit didn't end well.
I feel bad for her. It almost makes me never want to have kids or get married. :x
I'm happy for Britney that she is doing better. That being said she may be doing better but she is not looking better. And that being said, I'm sure she will miraculously look fab in her video.
I wonder how long her real hair is now. If it's long enough, I don't see why she can't just wear it short and get rid of those nasty extensions. Personally, I think all extensions are nasty, but hers are beyond the pale...
In regards to the way she looks (weight gain, skin), we should give her some leeway because if she is bipolar she's taking some medication with nasty side effects like the ones I listed above.
I hope Britney gets better, but she is in dire need of some direction with her style. What ever happened to the video for the song "Baby Boy"?
Summer Summer Summertime
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 7, 2008 - 6:50pm.
I wore my makeup like that once, in 1984, and my mom said I looked like a whore and made me go wash my face before I could leave the house.
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Well did you?!
Summer Summer Summertime
Submitted by Sheeps on June 7, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Brit could either get a Kajagoogoo cut or a fauxhawk like Adnan's. Either would look better than her current abortion
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Kajagoogoo
Well you're too shy shy hush hush I U I, Too shy shy hush hush I U I...
Summer Summer Summertime
Shitney should stay over there although the british people would suffer looking at her fug face in the papers every day.
that's a man...
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by pomegranate on June 8, 2008 - 12:29am.
This could quite possibly be the worst picture of BS ever taken. How did the camera survive this one?
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So...you haven't seen the one's taken last night then?
http://www.britneyres.com/displayimage.php?album=3044&pos=1
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 7, 2008 - 11:53pm.
@DAE:
I happen to have a stick of butter here......
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Butter?! I'm afraid to ask but...what for?
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
This could quite possibly be the worst picture of BS ever taken. How did the camera survive this one?
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 7, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Additional: Did she have a stroke? Her eyes and mouth are drooping like a coma victim.
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So are her tits but, that's just abuse and a lack of bra!!
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
can we add some extra responsibilties for papa spears? as long as he's doing panty checks, can he do hair and make up checks for brit too? pretty please? with sugar on top? cuz this is frightening shit...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
What's with the rash, a bi-product of the meds she's taking for ADHD-BI-Polarism-OCD-MPD that she supposedly suffers from ? Most people don't take anything for narcissism and it don't give you zits.
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@DAE:
I happen to have a stick of butter here......
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 7, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Submitted by Cunt Odor on June 7, 2008 - 5:03pm
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Dear C.O. I like you!! Well not your name, but we won't get into that now. And yes, I promise to *take down* my avie, just as soon as I can find something more fitting to put up.
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May I suggest a scene from "One Night In Paris"?
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 7, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Oh, HARSH! But funny...that's the way I like it.
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Hehe! :0)
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
I wore my makeup like that once, in 1984, and my mom said I looked like a whore and made me go wash my face before I could leave the house.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 7, 2008 - 5:40pm.
She didn't have a stroke, she's just been busy "helping" Daddy, a mouth does get tired of sucking dick after a while you know! ;0)
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Oh, HARSH! But funny...that's the way I like it.
Submitted by Cunt Odor on June 7, 2008 - 5:03pm
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Dear C.O. I like you!! Well not your name, but we won't get into that now. And yes, I promise to *take down* my avie, just as soon as I can find something more fitting to put up.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 7, 2008 - 11:15pm.
Additional: Did she have a stroke? Her eyes and mouth are drooping like a coma victim.
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She didn't have a stroke, she's just been busy "helping" Daddy, a mouth does get tired of sucking dick after a while you know! ;0)
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 7, 2008 - 10:58am.
I say, anyone for toilet bats, eh?
What with this ghastly ass tax, I can't afford any boot moves, dash it all!
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Oh, I DREAM of being able to afford boot moves! That shit ain't cheap.
My toilet Bats are working for Merry Maids, that's how bad the economy is. The rent on the toilet cave is due!
Submitted by NitWitty on June 7, 2008 - 12:16pm.
She's really going to hunt down Rupert in the video. After she finds him she'll be shrieking, "Why'd youuu quit me?"
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Additional: Did she have a stroke? Her eyes and mouth are drooping like a coma victim.
Weh-Hell! Doesn't this video sound like the stupidest piece of crap ever, Old Chap?
Somebody remind Retardney (she's looking pretty slow in the above photos)she's a 26 years-old mother of two. Grow the eff up already.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 7, 2008 - 10:39pm.
yes DAE, she must have commented from her Blackberry while in Confession.
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Excatly, whore can multi task.
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
yes DAE, she must have commented from her Blackberry while in Confession.
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 7, 2008 - 10:28pm.
whoa- there is still one person left on the planet who will defend Paris?
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I think the Bible bashing skank whore "Christian" IS actually Paris. Y'know Paris reads the Bible - The Bad Girls Guide To Being A STD Ridden Whore With No Morals Bible.
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
whoa- there is still one person left on the planet who will defend Paris?
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Brit could either get a Kajagoogoo cut or a fauxhawk like Adnan's. Either would look better than her current abortion.
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A well presented sheep sends a positive message to both judges and potential buyers. It is always important to have your sheep looking its best when presented for show or sale.
wow i'm done you just can't talk to stupid that means you have a nice day you stupid mother fucking std riddled cunt:)
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Phyllis Diller, is that you?
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 7, 2008 - 5:00pm.
You should take that avatar down, Joe. I know it is just for fun and games but I dont like the naughty girl part, its offensive to us Christians!!! Thanks Joe, I knew youd take it down, cuz your such a hott and sexxxy guy! Teehee!
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☆★☆“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton☆★☆
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 7, 2008 - 2:00pm.
A quick hand-off to my Australian buddy----->
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A well presented sheep sends a positive message to both judges and potential buyers. It is always important to have your sheep looking its best when presented for show or sale.
@Sheeps..any comment there Sheeps? LOLZ.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by LoLo on June 7, 2008 - 9:54pm.
It's cos the weekends are quite, the freaks think the weekends are safe.
It's not like this every weekend. Promise!
The Paris freak will die soon, she probably has more STD's than her idol!
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Submitted by Sheeps on June 7, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Haha Sheeps! I LIKE that sheep! It's cute and is wearing heels, like my idol Paris Hilton! That dyke Jaded Kitten sux ass, doesnt she Sheeps? LOLZ
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☆★☆“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton☆★☆
I see we're all enjoying a pleasant Saturday. Carry on.
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
oh my f'n shit
psycho !
This is what happens on the weekends?
Its like love vagealina or some shit.
I came inside cause it was too hot but i couldnt fall asleep and i sure wont check in on the d on a saturday ever again, thats for sure.
FUCKING TARD!
just repwhoret the freak!
ima drink this off now
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Jadedkitten on June 7, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Bitch fuck you! WHO EVEN ASKED YOU??!?! You look like a fucking dyke in your picture anyway haha LOLZ. PWNED, cunt-licking, muffin-tonguing clit-diver! LOLZ pwned again
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☆★☆“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton☆★☆
bitch who the fuck do you think you are you can fuck off paris is the biggest whore and you must be a dirty cunt too if she's your hero
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Submitted by Cunt Odor on June 7, 2008 - 9:30pm.
This painted whore needs to take a hike. I'd love to shove a big, veiny eggplant up her pussy to teach her a lesson! Sluts like her shouldn't even be allowed to go outside. Nasty fucking pig. Why can't she live up to my and Jesus's standards???
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Are you sure you're a Christian? That sounds like Devil speak to me...
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Submitted by Jadedkitten on June 7, 2008 - 4:29pm.
You take that back what you said about Paris, you fucking bitch. She is my hero and idol and I luv her!!! You are jus jealous. Be a Christian - Christians don't say shit like that about people they don't even fucking know, so step off!!!
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☆★☆“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton☆★☆
This painted whore needs to take a hike. I'd love to shove a big, veiny eggplant up her pussy to teach her a lesson! Sluts like her shouldn't even be allowed to go outside. Nasty fucking pig. Why can't she live up to my and Jesus's standards???
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☆★☆“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton☆★☆
why do we love to hate britney spears i'm not by any means a britney lover but she's not just another spoiled whore like paris lindsay or a crackhead wasting her talent like amy winehouse she actually sick she has a bioploar disorder so why does everyone my self inculed love to hate on her ???????
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
This ugly fucking pig can eat shit and die in hell along with Satan. She pretended to be a Christian virgin but was really just a fucking slut and I hope she vomits up her evil bile all over her flappy tits and motorboats them herself like a drunken fratboy and chokes to death on the taste of her own fucking innards. I am abhorred at the thought of her representing me and my religion. Why don't any of these celebrities (or society, for that matter) have any morals anymore? It's fucking sickening, like Britney's raw, yeasty pussy juice stash after it's been left in the July Mexican sun for a week.
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☆★☆“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton☆★☆
She looks so old....not bad necessarily, just too old for her age. The fresh-faced young girl is forever gone.