Chip Chip Cheeto!
Brit Brit has already mastered the BRITish accent and now she gets to try it out in London. She'll fool everyone. "Howdy-doo y'all! Blahmee! Ballsocks! Chip chip Cheeto!"
Larry Rudolph confirmed that she'll be travel to London next week to shoot a video for "Radar."
Larry told the NY Post, "The theme is her and her girlfriends are going to be looking all around London trying to find a boy who she met in a club. Every time they think they have him, it's someone else. She will be behind the camera as much as possible; she wants to make sure it's exactly right."
We're sorry England, but Jordan and Peter were here a few weeks ago, so this is a fair trade! I'm sure our officials worked it out with your officials.
Speaking of London, where in Cheeto hell is that pooch?! Did he take refuge in Brit Brit's weave? Maybe he IS her weave. I hope officials save his furry ass when she goes through customs.
Here's Brit Brit with London in her weave shopping for furniture yesterday with Larry.
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there's a possum in them thar hair.
Submitted by sharmaineyarbro... on June 7, 2008 - 1:07pm.
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Hiliarious
Jamie still needs help. I think she does have a hairdresser but they need to be fired asap.
Jamie doesn't know makeup, hair, and clothes and nether does Brit Brit.
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thank you and your so right her dad doesn't know how to fix thes issues so this begs the question where the fuck is her mother we always see jamie but where's lynn i know i know she with the other mess but come on what mother lets their daughter look like this jamie did alot now it's her turn it's the very lest she could do i won't be convinced that britney ok until she starts to look like it i take one look at her and think bitch is still crazy just look at her hair no sane woman would leave her house with her hair looking like that
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Not everybody gets skinny abusing meth. There are lots of addicts who are chunky.
One of the main reasons I think she was using it was because a prescription box for Provigil was photographed in her open purse when she was driving her car. The off-label use of that drug is to kick coke and meth addiction, it's right on the website. It's also a sleeping pill, but I think the reason she was prescribed it was for the addictions.
That, plus the KFed video where she goes "HUH!?" and she's asking questions about watching the tweaker movie.
she looks like a blonde judy garland, ickk
Ah why the fuck is the albino version of Liza Minnelli still relevant? Who gives the dried jizz in her crotch if she's going to London to "shoot a video"?? LOL that's the funniest fuckin thing I've heard all the day. Somewhere, a school bus seat is missing Aunty Jo's fat ass. Come to think of it, I don't think Shitters should be allowed to even think of being a school bus driver. The most this fat talentless bitch should ever have been allowed to hope for was being hick mommy to a couple of rugrats. Hmm. OK maybe not. Street sweeper then. A plump and portly street sweeper with bad skin and hair. I'm a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave 4u hahahahahaha!!!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 7, 2008 - 5:11pm.
@DAE, you all stuck us with Jordon and a kid with the Plague for 3 weeks...enjoy! (winking furiously)
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Yeah but...this is Unfitney we're talking about! I don't wanna smell her cheeto natiness from here! It's bad enough through pics of her!
Thank God I don't live in London!!
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
The whole Britney album is the best workout cd...totally not ashamed to admit that. Radar is my fav for the treadmill or elliptical.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
By the by, Radar is the best song on the album (please reserve your negative commentary for someone else) and SHOULD have been the first single.
Submitted by Pretty Girl Wit... on June 7, 2008 - 10:22am.
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You're not alone, they crack me up too....except when they post on deaths. That's just beyond tacky.
Britney is looking rather dour, tired, and disheveled lately; but its an improvement to what she looked like 6 months ago.
I urge Britney to take a cue from Shania Twain: Leave the country and settle in some small town where no one will see you.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Submitted by thatsok on June 7, 2008 - 10:10am.
"Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search."
AH HA HA HA HA! I know I'm alone in this, but I love those damned spammer posts! "She will still rocks." Classic! I can't get enough of the spelling and grammar errors. Someone help me!
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Okie! Your tirades almost make me die of sheer comedic ecstacy! More love to ya!
PS- Where do you buy your Fukitol? I need to order me some of that divine shit.
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Submitted by Jadedkitten on June 7, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Dear papa spears,
In a mere 3 months or so you have done more for your daughter then anyone could have hoped for, she's on her meds, spending time with her kids, working, and working out. Even more impressive, you got her stopped flashing her vajayjay to the world thank you!!!!! now if you would only spend some of your daughter's money and hire a stylist, a makeup artist, and a permanent hairdresser we would forever be in your debt.
sincerly everyone.
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Jamie still needs help. I think she does have a hairdresser but they need to be fired asap.
Jamie doesn't know makeup, hair, and clothes and nether does Brit Brit.
I say we team up and send them our resumes.
ha ha
She's pregnant - right ?
Quick - lock the door & turn out the lights.
Just look at her chest, it's gonna be wrinkly and rolling soon...
Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Dear papa spears,
In a mere 3 months or so you have done more for your daughter then anyone could have hoped for, she's on her meds, spending time with her kids, working, and working out. Even more impressive, you got her stopped flashing her vajayjay to the world thank you!!!!! now if you would only spend some of your daughter's money and hire a stylist, a makeup artist, and a permanent hairdresser we would forever be in your debt.
sincerly everyone.
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Poor Brittany! That lipstick screams out Wet'n Wild 99 cent. She really needs a stylist everyday.
The new video sounds just like the rest of her videos.Someone needs to step in and help her with everything. Jamie can't do it all.
London better have plenty of cheeto and frapp stands are they are in for it.
How did she get so ugly so fast?
For some reason, she reminds me of Judy Garland in that photo.
*ducking*
Oh, give it up Britney.
On the bright side, at least she won't be with her boys, ignoring them.
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
BB,
Satan would be over-come with lust, open a black hole under the crack-circle and the Trio of the Profane would rule hell!
Nit,
Brit's singing may just be enough to clean up Wino and Petey!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
That would be a yummy little slice of heaven for me. Absolutely love to see them break out with some muzak after they've been up for three days straight. Some seriously Grammified Craptacular stuff right there! *dreamy sigh*
You know, there was a point Amy felt bad for Shitney and wanted to give her a hug.
GWAD, Petey, Wino and Shitney, that's a trifecta of unholyness.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
@Clarisse..That would be a crack ring...
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I feel like she insists on looking bad. Even Stevie Wonder could see that she looks like shit.
Thornhill, BB and Nit,
The pipeline of Pete, Brit and Amy is a fabulous visual! Like the basement pot scenes from that 70's show, but on acid!!!
Someone should save the kitties first though.
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She's really going to hunt down Rupert in the video. After she finds him she'll be shrieking, "Why'd youuu quit me?"
Goddamn, bitch is B-E-A-T at 26!
Sin and a goddamn shame!
That is one haggard looking ho!
www.myspace.com/triston
Oh please, OH JESUS PLEASE let her hang out with Wino!
I need a new Xmas picture.
Oh please, oh please oh please......
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Hey, Thorny!! Long time. Oh, if you say it real fast three times and click your heels together would it happen? That would be my dreams come true!
@DAE, you all stuck us with Jordon and a kid with the Plague for 3 weeks...enjoy! (winking furiously)
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No comment!
Whenever I hear that someone is going somewhere far away (without reason) to film something, I always think of a line by journalist Eric Idle in "The Rutles." He says something like, "We then went to New Orleans, just to see how really expensive a documentary we could make."
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
She can hang out with P-Doh and do smack...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Keep the fucking whore OUT of my country!!! NOOOOOOOOO she can not come. BITCH KEEP OUT, YOU AINT WELCOME HERE!!!!!
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Spears - Life Lessons - Rasing BooBoo's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3djFGaE7Kc
And the theme is......
Shitney is still a Sally Mack Tax Ass Slot Sock Toilet Bat Slut Stack Body Spray Green Bean Tennis Can Singer Mom Fat Burn Butt Broke Boot Move Chocolate Time.
Word.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I'm as fond of the snark as the next gal, but looking into Brit-Brit's dead eyes makes me want to slit my wrists!
I think this one is broken and they ain't gonna fix her. She's just a shell that Daddy parades around. Tsk. Tsk.
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Run! It's the clergy!
I say, anyone for toilet bats, eh?
Would you care for some tennis cans and green beans, old bean?
What with this ghastly ass tax, I can't afford any boot moves, dash it all!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Her hairline is halfway to the back of her skull..
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Maybe she could appear on a celebrity edition of
"What not to wear" - I would love to see Clinton & Stacey get their hands on her, and Nick might actually make her hair look good.
A girl can dream, right?
Whatcha got risin' in your easy bake oven you cheap looking thing? Biscuits or cake?
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Dayum, her daddy better take her ass to a spa before they film and videos. She's lookin more worn out and haggard than all those Real Housewives. Serrsly.
The video doesn't exist yet, and I know it's going to suck:
- Gimme more - stumbling around a stripper pole, giggling at the elves that live in her mind.
- Piece of me - piece of crap rather --- anyone ever notice that in the dancing in the bathroom scene, her hairstyle changes back and forth about five times? She 'dances' in front of a giant lightbright at bit, and that's it.
- that animated one...made no damned sense. Looked like they just took leftovers from the editing floor of 'ghost in the shell'.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Zippy Hips on June 7, 2008 - 11:53am.
Ugh, Radar. Her voice sounds so whiny and annoying in that song.
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Her voice sounds either whiny and annoying in every song. Don't just pick on Radar.
I don't think meds cause bloating just in the stomach area. And the "bloat" is getting bigger.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Radar is my running song
The chipmunk voice in Hot As Ice is my other favorite
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Submitted by gee_gee on June 7, 2008 - 10:29am.
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Yeah, you're right. England, please forgive us and don't proclaim war. Please. We're already in enough shit.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
The UK will never forgive us. They give us Posh and we give them THIS. And Madge. We need a new ambassador to head off the upcoming war.
And Britney? Girl, you look beat to hell. I want to love you. I do. But you need to handle your situation.
'Kay?
Hugs & Kisses,
G