Saturday, June 7th 2008

All In A Day's Work

It was a lovely day at the office for Sandra Bullock. She got paid zillions to get on her knees in front of Ryan Reynolds. This scene would look better if he was naked, it was me instead of her and if there was a goose down pillow under my knees. Seriously, I'm not fucking up my knees for any whore.

Ry and Sandy shot scenes for their new movie, "The Proposal" in NYC yesterday. The movie is about some bitchy boss (Sandy) who forces her assistant (Ryan) to marry her so that she won't get deported back to Canada.

This movie was just as awful when it was called "Green Card." Sorry, I can't take Andie MacDowell. I'd rather watch a boxing pussy for 3 hours straight than watch anything with Andie in it. Well, except for "Beauty Shop." That shit was hot.

And what did they do to Sandy's hair? Does this crap show take place in 1997?!

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Ryan is yummy looking

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OOOUUWWCHIE!

Heya, NitWitty! It's good to be back, sweet:)

I promise I'll never do it again!

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Angel_i! Welcome back, Slut! I nearly missed ya without your eyebrows and lip liner! *atomic wedgie* Don't stay away so long next time!

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Submitted by mike on June 8, 2008 - 7:12am.

Sorry, I was channeling Britney Spears when I wrote that. It's now passed.
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Whew! I read it twice and I was beginning to think I may have rolled one too many fatties last night.

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Submitted by estremecido on June 8, 2008 - 12:35am.

He was actually pretty good in a recent movie called The Nines. He played three rolls, and I'm not sure what to make of it that he seemed most natural playing the gay one.

I dunno--I think he was most convincing as a dinner roll, but I didn't buy him as a cinnamon roll for a minute

Sorry, I was channeling Britney Spears when I wrote that. It's now passed.

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Sandy stole Jesse James (her current husband) away from his Porn Star Wife!

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He's Hot ass Hell!!! This is why I LOVE Canadian men! And I do know a lot of them, and they ARE Like Ryan! I swear, I'm sooooooo Going to move there!!!!!!

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He is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

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He was actually pretty good in a recent movie called The Nines. He played three rolls, and I'm not sure what to make of it that he seemed most natural playing the gay one.

I dunno--I think he was most convincing as a dinner roll, but I didn't buy him as a cinnamon roll for a minute

More like 1992.

Ryan will be bald or plugged soon!

Too bad!

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Submitted by roxie on June 7, 2008 - 6:10pm.

Ryan is a cute piece of ass but he sucks at acting

He was actually pretty good in a recent movie called The Nines. He played three rolls, and I'm not sure what to make of it that he seemed most natural playing the gay one.

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i've always kinda liked sandy bullock...although i just saw that awful 'love potion number 9" this morning for the first time...

as for her on her knees, a girl must do what she has to do in the name of her "craft"...
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Love this Dame. Love, love, love her. I would happily carry her groceries to her car for her!

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Submitted by Regina on June 7, 2008 - 12:46pm.

I also preferred Bullock to Catherine Keener.
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Totally agree. Sandy was the better Nell. I like Keener, but Sandy really fleshed out the role.

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Love Sandra always have always will!

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Didn't I hear something about Sandy stealing her man from a porn star? It was here, too... Oh well, I still like her a lot.

Ryan Reynolds doesn't do it for me at all. But he is cute.

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Ryan is a cute piece of ass but he sucks at acting

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Don't care about these two, all I know is if the next election gets rigged in McCryptkeeper's favor, I need to find a way to get deported to Canada.

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I love Sandra Bullock! But yeah they need to tone down the highlights in her hair. Better yet, just cover them up.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 7, 2008 - 7:42am.
I can't hate on Sandy (exept for The Lake House). I loved A Time to Kill, Hope Floats, 28 Days...Oh, and Love Potion No. 9!!!! Yeah baby!

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Oh I can understand the husband choice....she's got a soft spot for the bad boys, just like me.

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Her suit is absolutely gorgeous! Classy and dignified.

She looks great. I only wish that she had better sense in picking scripts. Sandra's last few movies were rather forgettable.

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puh-leaze!! you would SO fuck up your knees for that..

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I thought Capote was more on the serious side, incredibly subtle. While Infamous was the complete opposite, very fun, plus we hear Gwyneth Paltrow singing at the start, which was a treat. I also preferred Bullock to Catherine Keener. It's a shame that Keener was the one who ended up with an oscar nod. I usually love her, but she had nothing to do in the film.

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Yay! Only one comment on how old she is... I LOVE that she's in her 40's and still fabulous! I think she looks great and the fact that they paired her with a man 10 years younger than her is HOT! I love it! Chicks like her make me think of that tired cliche... but it's true. Age is just a stupid number.

You go, Sandy!

Oh, and take me, Ryan.. take me now.

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Submitted by Regina on June 7, 2008 - 1:05pm.

I love Sandy, but she chooses some real shitty films. I really loved her as Harper Lee in Infamous.

She was good in Infamous, and I actually thought Infamous was a little better than Capote.

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I love Sandy, but she chooses some real shitty films. I really loved her as Harper Lee in Infamous.

It also looks like she's sucking him off in that picture.

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Sandra Bullock seems like a decent enough person (plus, she went to the college nearest my hometown).

Ryan Reynolds seems to me to be one of those good-natured, inoffensively semi-dumb people it's really impossible to dislike.

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Submitted by PillsForThat on June 7, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 7, 2008 - 11:55am.

mmmm...Me.love.the.shoes.

I second that.. and the purse makes them look all the more fabulous!
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 7, 2008 - 11:55am.

mmmm...Me.love.the.shoes.

I second that.. and the purse makes them look all the more fabulous!

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"Seriously, I'm not fucking up my knees for any whore"

Another brilliant MK-ism!

Cheers dahling!

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I like Sandy. She seems nice.

MK, you should use one of those contour neck pillows instead. You are too young to have knee surgery.

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 7, 2008 - 8:25am.

Sandra has a nice figure but her face has hit the wall. It was never a pretty face anyway.
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Morning everyone! I agree...never saw the big deal about Sandy....

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Met her. She's hot. For real. And she's very nice.

She's getting a bit long in the tooth for all these rom-com movies, but whatevs.

At least she doesn't flash her poon.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 7, 2008 - 9:08am.

Other than the show, you just described a typical weekday night around here.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 7, 2008 - 12:01pm.
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I most certainly do recommend you watch it. My fave is Bubbles. Put on a hockey helmet, get pie-eyed on Molson, snack on some dulse and you'll have yourself a true Canadian experience. eh.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 7, 2008 - 8:59am.

And Molson. I will check out Trailer Park Boys, if you recommend it.

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 7, 2008 - 11:57am.
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Oh well alright! If RR is thrown into the mix I can see why she'd stay. Although we are the country that brought you Super Dave. And Trailer Park Boys.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 7, 2008 - 8:53am.
Hmmph! Why doesn't she want to get deported back to Canada?

heehee. I figure because of Ryan, not anything inherently bad about your fair country.

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mmmm...Me.love.the.shoes.

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I enjoy Sandra Bullock. She seems to be a competent actress and a decent human being. I don't understand the husband choice, but it's not my husband, so whatever.

This movie looks cute. Mindless. Like Baby Mama. I liked Sandra in Premonition but hated the ending.

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he does nothing for me. meh.

yippee!☺

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Hmmph! Why doesn't she want to get deported back to Canada?

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Morning Nit!!!

Practical Magic!! Oh yeah! Oh, that hot guy who played Nic's boyfriend....Goran something...Yum!

Yeah, great movie! Sandra, Stockard Channing, Dianne Wiest and Aidan Quinn (yum too)! Great cast!

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Submitted by NitWitty on June 7, 2008 - 8:33am.
Sheeps was really trying to sneak a look up her dress. The shoes were really just a glaring eye sore at that point.

At least she was facing away.

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Mornin, Clarrise! You left out one of my very faves of hers.. Practical Magic. It's a tie between that one and Hope Floats for me. But, I it's hard for me to concentrate on her when Ryans anywhere near the pics!

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