Saturday, June 7th 2008

Don't Make That Face

It's just us, Jude! Maybe Jude Law saw his head in the mirror before he left and is frustrated that he his chia pet won't grow back. Jude's wide landing strip head doesn't bother me as much as it used it. I'd ride his landing strip to the very end!

If it bothers him so much, he should ask his son if he could borrow some of his! Below is Jude playing with his son Rudy in a London park yesterday. This almost warms my steel heart.



Kaya's picture

Damn, I thought that was Bill Murray.

You're insane! Jude is sooooo not Phil Collins! Jude continues to be rockin' the hot. OK, it's up to me to be the honest one here - he would have me any day of the week and as many times as it takes!

I have to agree with earlier comment that Jude has fully morphed into Phil Collins.

Always Sunny's picture

It's true that Jude has lost the hot. I saw him last summer in Paris, and my friends and I thought he looked beat. He and his girlfriend got turned down when they tried to go into the Sorbonne, but we got in (student i.d. trumps celeb!).

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Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

newsflash.... guys actually lose their hair sometimes. let's put this in perspective and look around at the fugly douchebags around you and then come back to pictures of him. guarantee he is 100x's hotter than the ones around you, or maybe you've never truly looked at the guys around you.

never really cared about him one way or another but think he's a decent actor and know that the people whining would not turn away a ride on the members only train. and he seems to really enjoy taking care of his kids. the nerve of some people.

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Jude is my favorite.He looks handsome.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

KidL's picture

Remember when he was considered so hawt and touted as the next big thang? Guess the media was waaaay off the mark.

Frankly, I always thought he was overrated as an actor.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

He looks like Phil Collins now.

sofster101's picture

I'd hit it.

letinstar's picture

could that jacket get any tighter? all the hot is completely gone...and how old is jude? 33? whatever...his best looking years are far behind him now...
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Who gives a shit about hair? Every man will lose it eventually just like all of us women will lose the elasticity in our asses. I don't care cause no other man can wear a pair of jeans like this piece.

TT99's picture

Boring story: I swear to God, I HATE to be nice, but Jude Law was on line in front of me at Urban Outfitters with his son and Kate Moss, several years ago, Mr Ripley years. I think his then wife was somewhere in the vicinity. Anywho...They had mad crap piled up at the register and had the audicity to keep shopping while on line. I politely asked if I could go ahead of them as I only had one thing. Kate gave me the screw face, but Jude was sooo nice. BTW, Kate had wine on her breath.
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Devore's picture

why the fuck does he wear this shit.

horrible undersized pleather members only jacket, form fitting pants and pointy shoes.

dude is so not styling.

checked the pics again, hes wearing new balance sneaks this time around.

horrible look.

Soy's picture

That's an awfully cute kid.
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@Mike:
Thanks baby. You rock. *sniff* *wipes tear*

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Give the coat back to your kids.

Aside from nannygate, Jude just takes himself to seriously, meh, he don't bother me all that much.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 7, 2008 - 9:29pm.

It seems like Jude's kids don't ever age. They all seem to still be toddler and little school kids. Shouldn't they be older by now?
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I think he keeps renting new one from central casting. Just like Phoebe Price paid a couple of actor-waiters to play her "litigation management" team.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

It seems like Jude's kids don't ever age. They all seem to still be toddler and little school kids. Shouldn't they be older by now?

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on June 7, 2008 - 9:03pm.
It's not his hairline.It's that disco-tight leather Vespa scooter jacket that's killing him.
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Datura's picture

Must be hard to be an aging man whose early jobs all centered around how very pretty he was...

I still think Jude's attractive, but it's amazing to see how his looks have changed since his early career. He was statuesque back in the day.

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DR.FUNK's picture

His only hope is to shave it off...and STAY in the gym.

DR.FUNK's picture

It's not his hairline.It's that disco-tight leather Vespa scooter jacket that's killing him.

Leatherette's picture

Smug metrosexuals don't age well.

roxie's picture

I never found him that attractive despite him being named sexiest man

D.R.'s picture

Wow, he looks old. And like he got his face stuck in a vacuum.

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He didn't throw the baked beans, that was Hugh Grant.

Jude is fucking hot and seems like a devoted father.

QueenCharisma's picture

He should just go bald and be done with it. Or at least do a very close shave...

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StanMarsh's picture

He lost his career a while ago and now he loses his hair?! Jude is a hot mess who better find a sugar daddy quick before gets any older

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Tigerlilly's picture

In that first pic, he looks like he's got some child bearing Jennifer Love Hewitt hips! Ack! He used to be hot, and now he's turning into a non-hot lady-dude. He's morphing into Sinead O'Conner! They will be fug twinsies in, like, 6 mos., tops!

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Aphid's picture

He looks like he just caught a whiff of a beer-and-buffalo-wing fart.

Wait, do they have those in England? Buffalo wings I mean....

Regina's picture

Who cares about his hair? He's hot and seems like a good father.

mike's picture

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 7, 2008 - 7:52pm.

You'll be all right. I have a feeling you're more adaptable than I. It's been almost four years since I moved back to NC, and I still feel like I'm in Purgatory.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@Mikey:

TOOZDAY. :(

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

islandgirl's picture

DDD, I never was good at math, but I'd even take the sloppy seconds. I am not kidding.

Is it Happy Hour yet?

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mike's picture

Dawnie, when are you moving to Looziana?

dead-actress's picture

Haven't decided.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

The only part that ever fit his personality was the one in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...snicker...

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@IG:

Halfsies? Threesome? MMMMMM, Jude sammich......

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

islandgirl's picture

Me likey.

The end.

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Mr. President's picture

Then he threw can of baked beans at the paparazzi.

ps: Hope it's not the same park where Wino went barefoot a couple of weeks ago. If so, those kids should be rushed to the hospital for emergency blood tests.

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mike's picture

Jude and I must have the same taste in clothing, because I always like what he's wearing (and I'm not a "clothes person").

Sayonara's picture

I don't have any problems with Jude, but that movie he was in (My Blueberry Nights) sucked golf balls.

Summer Summer Summertime

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

I am hot enough for Jude for both Sky and me.

Hairlines are not important to me, bitch is fucking HOT.

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

SkyBitch's picture

I don't care for Jude Law, but those pics are awfully cute.

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