Hot Sluts Of The Week: It's A Tie!
This week, I was torn between chichis legend Maxi Mounds and andro-hotness Miyavi, so I'm declaring both of them winners this week!
MAXI MOUNDS
Birthday: October 25th
Age: 33 (according to her MySpace)
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: June 6, 2008
Claim to Fame: Basically, she's famous for having the biggest fake chichis in the universe. She's the current Guinness World record holder.
Where is she now? Probably doing (WARNING: link is NOT SAFE FOR LIFE) THIS!!!!
Why is she HS of the Week? One of her 20lb chichis could easily put a bitch in a coma with one bop to the head.
MIYAVI
Birthday: September 14, 1981
Age: 26
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: June 3, 2008
Claim to Fame: He started out as a guitarist with the band Due le quartz. After the band broke up in 2002, he went solo and a legend was born!
Where is he now? He's currently on the "This Iz The Japanese Kabuki Rock" world tour.
Why is he HS of the Week? Because I don't know whether to make out with him or go shopping for nail polish with him.
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Miyavi is what popped out nine months after the Devil finished fucking Robert Johnson back behind the Crossorads.
shes sick discusting fycking HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HER O YEAR IF SHES 33 RONALD RAYGONS 9 SHE NEEDS HELP SHE ALLMOST PISSES ME OF MORE HORRSEY JULLEN ANT SEXY FOE REALE DA END SHES DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FUCKING SUXS I SEEN BLUBBLERS MO SEXY MOUNDS STUPED 70+ YEAR OLD 33 RIGHT ON IN HER DREAMS
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Maxi Mounds is so sexy, she makes me cumm......A LOT. Maxi Mounds is 32!!!!! and she looks great. People should stop be asses to her, she is a really nice person, very sexy and very beautiful. DAMN I WANT TO FUCK HER TITS AND PUSSY! I WANT TO CUMM ALL OVER HER, SHE COULD SUCK ME WITH HER SEXY LIPS ANYTIME AND FUCK ME WITH HER SEXY PUSSY AND SEXY TITS! ANYTIME. SHE IS SO SEXY, SEXY TITS, FACE, LEGS, PUSSY AND ASS!!!!!
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MORE SEXY MAXI MOUNDS!!!!!!!!
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nice pictures of MAXI MOUNDS
Her pussy looks even wore than her tits. Nuff said, I vote Maxi Mounds :o)
She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Small typo by MK on Maxi Mounds: It should read that 33 is the diameter of each areola.
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eeeuuuwww...that's not even a Dinner Plate. It's a serving Platter.
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Small typo by MK on Maxi Mounds: It should read that 33 is the diameter of each areola.
Yea, she's 33, if 33 means 57.
I love how she's just chillin in the kitchen like it's all good.
Grody to the max!~~> lmao bringing back the 80s bitches lol:}
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Thank you for pot smoking.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 12:41pm.
I have been having internet issues
I know! I hate it when my neighbor doesn't pay his wireless bill.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 8, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Nit's law degree is from ISC Learning Center. If it's good enough for Sally Struthers...
Oh, man, that's sad. Poor Sally. I recall when she was considered the hotness. Too bad she ate up her entire 401(k).
@ Sheeps
Chit! I think Nit's law degree is from ISC Learning Center. If it's good enough for Sally Struthers.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RKQRVn4NAs
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God God, MK, did you notice some "Paris Hilton Love Bites" between Maxi's Zone #1 and Zone #2? If you didn't, you should have. Pass the Valtrex.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 8, 2008 - 11:30am.
you would go the PP route. Nit is on my litigation management team. She takes no prisoners!
Nit scares me.... especially when she's (that word that's the antonym of dry). I will be writing out a statement on loose yellow legal paper, then practicing it before the mirror. Did I mention my crack litigation management team is arguably within the top 40 or so such teams in the San Fernando Valley?
Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 2:27pm.
I sometimes think I'm still 12. Otherwise, I wouldn't find such stuff so funny. I just wish NitWitty were here to comment: that girl has a cast-iron constitution.
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Regardless of age or level of cuteness..NEVER trust a sheep in stilettos. I made that mistake...once.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Pfft...you would go the PP route. Nit is on my litigation management team. She takes no prisoners!
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Submitted by DeeDee on June 8, 2008 - 11:26am.
Blackmail! Extortion! You'll be hearing from my litigation management team!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 8, 2008 - 11:23am.
I sometimes think I'm still 12. Otherwise, I wouldn't find such stuff so funny. I just wish NitWitty were here to comment: that girl has a cast-iron constitution.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 8, 2008 - 10:39am.
No way! Check out the link. It's some cute white-Lab puppies, rolling in spring flowers. Maybe bring the kids in for a peek.
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Thanks for watchin' my back Sock monkey. I owe you a Costco size dryer sheets.
Sheeeeeeeeps! Don't make me use the forbidden pictures. Chu know what I'm talkin' bout!
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 1:49pm.
No way! Check out the link. It's some cute white-Lab puppies, rolling in spring flowers. Maybe bring the kids in for a peek.
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Lie Teller! *sniffing favorite scent dryer sheets in order to stay conscious* Lie Teller!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by DeeDee on June 8, 2008 - 10:39am.
No way! Check out the link. It's some cute white-Lab puppies, rolling in spring flowers. Maybe bring the kids in for a peek.
“Dué le quartz” is bogus Japanese French. Nor is "miyavi" an actual Japanese name or word. I figure Miyavi changed his name, like Prince, to avoid contractual obligations. Japanese pop stars tend to be highly manufactured and processed, sort of like Disney stars or a Lou Pearlman boy-band.
Submitted by Nanners on June 8, 2008 - 12:39pm.
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Well he did warn you for life. Oh dear, that was a truly awful link.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Miyavi has the longest middle fingers I've ever seen!
I'm pretty sure I know what mind scarring pic is in that link. I'll pass this time MK.
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My penis just shrunk back into my body.
Dreamy, love your avie. Xtina was so much hotter without the bleach blonde hair.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Omg, when was Miyavi a choice. MIYAVI ALL THE WAY! Ugh, do you guys really want to see this nasty hag's tits for the rest of the year? Miyavi is hot.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by madam s. on June 8, 2008 - 12:52pm.
They are a beautiful couple. I wonder if MK will have played Cupid when they see this and have their "agents" contact one another.
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Don't worry. I heard they are dating on interracialbigtitssmalldicks.com. It is said she pretty and large sexy.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
*Memo to self, never, ever, click on MK's links ever again*
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
She's 33??? Yeah, more like 53!!!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 8, 2008 - 9:59am.
hahahahaha. At least it wasn't the starfish course.
Thanks for the warning, but that link was thoroughly unnecessary and disturbing...
33?!?! LMAO! *wiping tears* LMAO some more.
Oh, that was good. Tell us another one, MK.
Oh, lordy, that was too much for me. And it was so LARGE. I guess she's the kind of gal men like if they want to feel small. Sheeeeeesh.
And there is NO WAY that hooer is 33. No farking way.
There's no point in voting for the HS's this year because in the long run, there's only La Pequena for HSOTY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOOQIXW67w0
The glamor and talent is unparalleled.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
ew I'm sorry I clicked on that
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 8, 2008 - 1:06pm.
that link!
and on a Sunday!
"everyone purchase your ticket for the bus to hell now."
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LMAO, it certain woke me up when I saw that!
It'll be someone's avie here, trust me.
Submitted by yolie on June 8, 2008 - 1:03pm
Good choice. Glad the clues filled in the blanks. You want to keep it as a vague idea, it is as gross as you imagine.
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that link!
and on a Sunday!
"everyone purchase your ticket for the bus to hell now."
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Dude.
Goatse-d by MK.
Ouch.
No, she's not 33, her TITS are 33.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Kizzy and Mr. President:
I'll take your word for it! I have enough info. to already feel sick just thinking about it!
I agree about people who say the sluts are getting weaker. I personally think EJ Dimera from Day of Our Lives is a great candidate!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Monquita: Here's the blowfish: "Where is she now? Probably doing (WARNING: link is NOT SAFE FOR LIFE) THIS!!!!"
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*gasp* *clutching little sock monkey chest* You got me! *lands sprawled & face down in dead faint* *little sock monkey tail twisting in the breeze*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Click on my link instead, it's much cuter.
Don't click, don't click, don't click!!! Gasp
Submitted by madam s. on June 8, 2008 - 12:52pm.
And that NSFW link.... I mean... why? Why would you do that? That is just not ANYONE'S good side.
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Especially without porn-star bleaching first. Eww.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Don't click on it Yolie. DON'T!!!!!!!
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by yolie on June 8, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Much more of Maxi than you'd ever want to see. Think "Chris Crocker nude dancing" video.
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