Sunday, June 8th 2008
Everybody's Knocked Up
Seeing all these knocked up broads makes my sausage, egg and cheese bloat feel like a baby. I should piss on an e.p.t. just to be safe. Anyway, here's tons of pictures of walking baby ovens from the past couple of days. Well, Nicole Kidman is more like a pillow oven. She probably stores a week supply of botox in her pillow bump just in case she gets stranded somewhere. I kid, I kid. I'm sure her baby will come out with a permanent surprised look on its face and frosted tips and then we'll know it's their baby.
Nicky and Keith's kiss in the third thumbnail below is all sorts of awkward. She's blowing, he's sucking.
The baby ovens below are: Nicky, Tori Smelly, Gwen Stefani and Camilla Alves.
Fame Pictures, Wenn, Splash
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Hi joe!
I think Nic is not using Botox right now, but something about this pregnancy seems fishy to me.....I think it is time to grab the kids and the Mystery Machine!
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 8, 2008 - 4:43pm.
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She had one ectopic miscarriage.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on June 8, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I registered just to comment on Nicole. Something is definitely not right with her "pregnancy." What pregnant woman over 40 and with a history of miscarriages uses botox, drinks, works out like a maniac and travels constantly while pregnant? Sorry, her bump, what there is of it, keeps changing. She doesn't look pregnant anywhere, not her boobs, legs, arms or face.
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How do you know you that she drinks and still uses botox?(just curious!). I would say that judging by the thumbnails where she's frowning that she has laid off the botox. You can't frown like that if you've had botox in your forehead. As for drinking - are there pix or something of her drinking alcohol? I know she's exercising a lot, or was. And as for traveling - well pregnancy isn't a sickness, unless you've had specific complications. A miscarriage isn't a complication unless you're prone to ectopic pregnancies or something else in that vein (was her miscarriage ectopic? I don't know).
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Thanks for the link dustbunny.
Summer Summer Summertime
Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on June 8, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Clay Aikens is married?!
I thought you were talking about another couple, so I edited. I just like your euphemism "non-romantic."
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LOL
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Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 4:25pm.
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OMG, I DID forget about those two! But now that I think about it, after seeing some artist's re-visioning of Jessica Rabbit, I can't help but not find her attractive anymore - she reminds me of Angelina and I don't really think AJ's hot. She has her moments, but overall, I'm not bowled over. Betty is the original hot bitch and that's all that matters!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 8, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 4:00pm.
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Sure doesn't. I had the Betty Boop VHS's when I was a kid - LOVED her!! She is the hottest cartoon character EVER (followed by Trent Lane from Daria).
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Totally off T ~~~ but you can't forget about Jessica Rabbit and the chick from Cool World..
Cool World bitch was insanely hot!!
I remember watching that movie when I was about 15 like.. Woooowwww are they for real? lol
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Thank you for pot smoking.
How'd ya guess Deb?
Ass and legs in sun, upper body and computer in shade.....
Pills: how could I forget Miley? DUH!
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
I always get a good laugh at the fake pregnancy rumours (I still think that's the truth with Tom and Katie...), but I'm not sure I believe that in this case. My sister is a beanpole too, and she barely showed throughout most of her pregnancy, so the little-belly-no-boobs bit doesn't seem suspicious to me.
I think I mostly find Nicole Kidman too boring to be hate-worthy. She seems frigid and shy, but that's a more palatable alternative to me than sleazy, drunken slags like Blohan and Paris.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 4:19pm.
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Or Brit Brit. Papa Spears has to make sure she's wearing panties at all times.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
GEES, I can't type sitting upright, you little show off.
Are you avoiding tan lines a la "The Link"????
I thought the link was as funny as a rubber walker in a nursing home.
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No comment!
Clay Aiken's baby carrier. not a good camera angle to see the baby bump, sorry...
http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/02/claby-carrier-struts-in-l-a/
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Who lets their Dad see their hu-hu? Besides Jessica Simpson.....
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Hey! Don't forget about Miley =)
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Thank you for pot smoking.
Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on June 8, 2008 - 9:04pm.
Whoa, hold up. Her DAD is delivering ghe baby? Her DAD?! Creepy.
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Deb, GOD I hope not!
jeez..it is hard to type while lying on your stomach.....
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
@PSL, her father is a Dr. of Biochemistry, methinks that rumor is not true...
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No comment!
I am picturing McConaghey's fetus with really short arms--and a fetus always looks like it has no arms, right?
Her FATHER is delivering the baby? Then she's not pregnant.
Who lets their Dad see their hu-hu? Besides Jessica Simpson.....
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Submitted by Sayonara on June 8, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Clay Aikens is married?!
I thought you were talking about another couple, so I edited. I just like your euphemism "non-romantic."
Nicole Kidman had the body of a 2"X4"-she is huge compared to what she was, which gets her around to about normal for the rest of us mere mortals...
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No comment!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on June 8, 2008 - 12:52pm.
I read a report claiming that they conceived the child in the non romantic way.
Well, they have been married for awhile.
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Clay Aikens is married?!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 8, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on June 8, 2008 - 3:25pm.
I know that she is not showing yet, but I want to see the photos of Clay Aikens pregnant lady friend.
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Isn't the Aiken spawn due in August?
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I don't know.
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Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on June 8, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Click on the main pic, and check out her belly button. As I said earlier, quoting Shakira badly, belly buttons don't lie.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 8, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on June 8, 2008 - 8:24pm.
I do see a very slight bump on the second pic.
I kinda wish that she does do a photoshoot to show of her pregnant (or not) body. (not nude though *shudders*) Can you photoshop a pregnancy bump on someone?
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That's the thing though. I remember a year or two ago everyone thought she was pregnant because her shirt flew up while leaving the gym (I am too lazy to find the pix:) I even thought for sure, but she wasn't. Point is, she always has a slight stomach and, for the most part, it looks the same as in these pictures.
When I read that her father is delivering the baby, it just made the whole thing all the more weird.
Chuck Norris could totally get pregnant, he just knows he's too good for woman's work.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 4:00pm.
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Sure doesn't. I had the Betty Boop VHS's when I was a kid - LOVED her!! She is the hottest cartoon character EVER (followed by Trent Lane from Daria).
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 8, 2008 - 3:57pm.
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Love the avie!
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Thanx dahling! Betty Boop never goes out of style C=
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Thank you for pot smoking.
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 3:52pm.
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Love the avie!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by Sayonara on June 8, 2008 - 3:25pm.
I know that she is not showing yet, but I want to see the photos of Clay Aikens pregnant lady friend.
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Isn't the Aiken spawn due in August?
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 8, 2008 - 3:31pm.
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Anytime ;) At least somebody's setting goals and keeping them! You're an inspiration right now.
I keep saying I'm going to start Pilates, I went and got some beginners DVD and I still haven't gotten my ass up to do anything! That was three weeks ago, too...*hangs head in shame*. I swear I'll start next week, though...maybe.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Hi Farrah!
I sent you a MS message about a week ago, and I don't think you've even read it yet!
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Submitted by dustbunny on June 8, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on June 8, 2008 - 3:25pm.
I know that she is not showing yet, but I want to see the photos of Clay Aikens pregnant lady friend.
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I think it was tmz that ha a picture of her walking to her car....looked like kidman's bump pretty much.
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I read a report claiming that they conceived the child in the non romantic way.
Summer Summer Summertime
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 8, 2008 - 3:40pm.
So true...of course, no one here has to put up with each other's real life mishegoss!
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That's the beauty of it!
;)
Anyways.. DListed slutts, in one sense or another, think the same. You have to have a certain sense of humor to WANT to come back here day after day!
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Thank you for pot smoking.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 8, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by D.R. on June 8, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Is anybody *not* pregnant?
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Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could be pregnant and he would probably give birth to the most awesome, kick-ass baby ever. And we would have to worship it. I would, just out of fear/fascination
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Submitted by D.R. on June 8, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Is anybody *not* pregnant?
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Chuck Norris.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Maybe she's carrying a sack of sugar under her blouse like Beth on Passions. God I miss that show...
http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
Is anybody *not* pregnant?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 8, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 8, 2008 - 3:24pm
I AM bad!
Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
(((Grabbing crotch)))) WOOO! Shammonnnn!!!!
Yes, MJ is bad, he's really, really bad!
Thanks for the suggestions and niceties, Mrs. K---But I fear I'm losing my butt from sitting in this computer chair, reading Dlisted. FLAT ASS! The horror!
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
I'm very concerned about her tiny baby bump. Even a skeleton drug addict like Nicole Richie had a healthier looking belly. Any obstetricians here wanna 'splain it to me?
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Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on June 8, 2008 - 8:24pm.
I do see a very slight bump on the second pic.
I kinda wish that she does do a photoshoot to show of her pregnant (or not) body. (not nude though *shudders*) Can you photoshop a pregnancy bump on someone?
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 8, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 12:37pm.
DListers are probably better friends than some of our real life friends.. and that's no joke. sad but true:( ..... :)
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I LOVE my friends here! I have been fortunate enough to meet a couple in person too!
"Fake" or not, you guys are fabulous!
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
I agree that Lainey needs to hang up her fake Nicole theory. She probably keeps it going to keep Keith Urban fans thrilled due to their hatred of Nicole.
Katie Holmes pregnancy was the questionable one.
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 12:37pm.
DListers are probably better friends than some of our real life friends.. and that's no joke. sad but true:( ..... :)
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So true...of course, no one here has to put up with each other's real life mishegoss!
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
What pregnant woman over 40 and with a history of miscarriages uses botox, drinks, works out like a maniac and travels constantly while pregnant?
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Angelina Jolie? LOL. XD
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 8, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 8, 2008 - 3:24pm
Go on wif ya bad self!!
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I AM bad!
Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad . . .
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Ms. Kravitz dahling I've been a lurker for almost two years, so I know firsthand the support the lot of you get from each other on here.. It's amazing... DListers are probably better friends than some of our real life friends.. and that's no joke. sad but true:( ..... :)
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Thank you for pot smoking.
Libby,
I'm thinkiong that Garnet Hill and J Jill probably have jeans that are fashionable but not too young for you.
You probably look better in those jeans that you think are age inappropriate for you than a lot of the 17 year olds wearing them!
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 8, 2008 - 3:24pm
Go on wif ya bad self!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 8, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Thanks, encouragement and support from my "fake freinds" (as my husband calls all you slutz), is appreciated!
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Submitted by Sayonara on June 8, 2008 - 3:25pm.
I know that she is not showing yet, but I want to see the photos of Clay Aikens pregnant lady friend.
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I think it was tmz that ha a picture of her walking to her car....looked like kidman's bump pretty much.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com