Sunday, June 8th 2008
Everybody's Knocked Up
Seeing all these knocked up broads makes my sausage, egg and cheese bloat feel like a baby. I should piss on an e.p.t. just to be safe. Anyway, here's tons of pictures of walking baby ovens from the past couple of days. Well, Nicole Kidman is more like a pillow oven. She probably stores a week supply of botox in her pillow bump just in case she gets stranded somewhere. I kid, I kid. I'm sure her baby will come out with a permanent surprised look on its face and frosted tips and then we'll know it's their baby.
Nicky and Keith's kiss in the third thumbnail below is all sorts of awkward. She's blowing, he's sucking.
The baby ovens below are: Nicky, Tori Smelly, Gwen Stefani and Camilla Alves.
Fame Pictures, Wenn, Splash
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Way to go Mrs. K! I got the 30 that DDD lost plus a few of their cousins sitting on my ass so i will happily take yours on too. It is my new adoption policy to gather all the unwashed masses to my asses...
I am soo effing trendy
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No comment!
Oh, Mrs. Kravitz, I DO count my blessings on that one...I just can't find jeans for my age is all.
I don't need any more 25-year olds hitting on me, in my "young" clothes. I want the elusive mature (as possible) fellows, thank you.
I tend to think curvier women than me are MUCH more attractive....I guess we all want most what we do not have.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 8, 2008 - 3:24pm.
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Good job, Mrs. K! You should be proud of your hard work.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
I have to admit that at the beginning I was very skeptical about Nicole actually being pregnant. However, when I saw some piccies of her a few weeks ago I had to admit I was wrong. She didn't have a big belly in any way but her face, her arms and her neck were screaming pregnant(not to mention her "glow"). I do not think dyeing her hair is her main problem; clinical studies do not have any solid evidence that it causes problems with the fetus. (30 years ago women dyed her hair and the components of those hair products were way more toxic than the ones available in the market nowadays). Her extreme botox regime is the one she should worry about. Methinks she's too worried her face is going to fall off without her usual dose. Priorities...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I know that she is not showing yet, but I want to see the photos of Clay Aikens pregnant lady friend.
Summer Summer Summertime
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 12:19pm.
@Mrs. K, all I want is a waist again...
8-)
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I got a waist AND hips AND thighs. And boobs.
I started Weight Watchers a few weeks ago and so far so good. I am wearing jeans today that I could not when I started WW, so...
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
I registered just to comment on Nicole. Something is definitely not right with her "pregnancy." What pregnant woman over 40 and with a history of miscarriages uses botox, drinks, works out like a maniac and travels constantly while pregnant? Sorry, her bump, what there is of it, keeps changing. She doesn't look pregnant anywhere, not her boobs, legs, arms or face.
I am not a conspiracy theorist, but she was married to TC, whose as weird as they come. She doesn't see her older children and her marriage to Keith Urban seems a little odd itself. She obviously wants to prove something. I don't think her sister is the surrogate, but I definitely believe the stories that she is using one.
Here are new pictures from JJ.
Looks like a bump here, as it does with the pix above.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=06&evt=kidma...
No bump here:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=06&evt=kidma...
I'm not sure where Lainey got the rumor...she IS Canadian! But it was all over the place, before AND after Lainey reported it....I meant 'maybe' the rumor drove Antonia out, not Lainey specifically.
The same rumor was discussed on the last Nic's bump thread...but unfortunately, I am never free to be part of the comments for long.
(Although, you wouldn't believe how many celebrities have admitted googling themselves regularly---to see what us 'gossip-monkeys' are saying about them.)
If I were famous, I think the mis-quotes and gossip would drive me NUTS! I would avoid it all.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
@Mrs. K, all I want is a waist again...
8-)
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No comment!
Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 12:15pm.
I am a 37-year old who is genetically (ONLY) still quite thin.
Does anyone else have this problem?
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NO! And I do not consider that a problem! Count your blessings, dear ♥
I fight for every ounce I keep off my ass!
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 8, 2008 - 3:14pm.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ You always come through for us.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kidman isn't pregnant, the gases from decomposition caused that bloat.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by CestLaVie on June 8, 2008 - 11:42am.
Lainey needs to give up the fight. She hates Nicole, and that's fine, but the woman IS pregnant.
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I used to love Lainey. Now I hate her.
Go figure.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Okay...This is totally off topic, but y'all are talking about appropriate fashions...
I am a 37-year old who is genetically (ONLY) still quite thin. I CAN wear 'junior' jeans, but they are age-inappropriate for me.
But the jeans for women my age all seem to have pleats and tapered legs and the whole deal.....i have to go to vintage shops, thrift stores, and/or settle for the plainest Levi's I can find!
Does anyone else have this problem?
HA! I didn't see the tiny wrinkles! If she IS abstaining, I'm sure Nic has the syringes on stand-by for the taking the baby home pap shots! She is addicted! EVEN the Lovely Tim Gunn was marveling at her waxy forehead...and he's a really nice guy.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
@mrs.kravtiz
you'd do best then,with a top and skirt, belt your skirt.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Lainey printed that rumor a while ago...maybe it drove Antonia out into the open?
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LOL, I doubt Antonia knows anything about Lainey and her silly rumor. Besides, Lainey printed that rumor about a week or 2 ago and the photos I saw of Antonia were a couple weeks prior to that. Antonia, like Nicole, is just going about her business--not sure where Lainey is getting these rumors from, save her very fertile imagination.
Submitted by cocoebert on June 8, 2008 - 11:56am.
While I'm on this rant, why is it impossible to find dresses that cinch at the waist? I mean, do they even make dresses that aren't cut below the breast anymore? All I want is a nice dress that accentuates my waist. Jeez. Ok, rant over.
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I saw a very cute late 50's early 60's type retro dress at Talbots (pardon the expression) yesterday.
Total waist accentuation!
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Submitted by BigToe on June 8, 2008 - 2:12pm
yum, yogurt!
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Nicole Kidman is about as sexy as a warmed over glass of milk that's been sitting on the kitchen counter for a week.
Submitted by cocoebert on June 8, 2008 - 2:56pm.
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good points, I'm having to look hard too to find anything accentuating my waist. I think the popularity of "empire waist" crap is that so many women are obese, period. "empire waist" gives them a glam name to call hiding their flabby midsection.
I fancy that Nicole likes a wee dram every now and then. We know Keith does. If we see them slamming Jello shots, perhaps she's not really pregnant.
FUG, FUG, CUTE, FUG!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 2:59pm
In one of the thumbnails, she's kind of squinting, and **gasp** her eyebrows have wrinkles appear above them! Those suckers have moved for the first time in YEARS!! Not sure what's keeping the top part of her forehead frozen, though, perhaps she permanently deadened it due to overuse?
Some of that "blonde" looks suspiciously white and silvery to me.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 2:59pm.
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You can dye your hair while you're pregnant, but I don't know about getting botox...I think that's a no no.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
You can't tell me these three (not Camilla) are using pregnancy okay hair bleach if there even is such a thing.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Lainey printed that rumor a while ago...maybe it drove Antonia out into the open?
As I said, SMUT is delicious, when taken with a grain of salt.
Does anyone legitimately KNOW if there is any possible way that a pregnant woman should continue to use botox and/or root bleach? Are those warnings just alarmist, or are they true?
I hate botox so much! I used to be a fan of Nic's acting, but she can't really move her face anymore. Same with Renee and Julia...SAD.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
I now know why it's so chic to be pregnant these days. It's the only way these goddamn empire waist dresses/shirts look good on anyone. Look at McConaughy's girlfriend. The dress looks perfect because she's pregnant.
I have an hourglass shape and when I wear those type tops/dresses people ask me if I'm pregnant. I'll probably look huge when I actually am pregnant.
While I'm on this rant, why is it impossible to find dresses that cinch at the waist? I mean, do they even make dresses that aren't cut below the breast anymore? All I want is a nice dress that accentuates my waist. Jeez. Ok, rant over.
Kidman is pregnant, she just has a long torso, she is also flat chested so they aren't going to get that big until the milk comes in. Her timer is popped out. I hope their baby is born healthy.
Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Lainey had that wonderful rumor that Nic's VERY fertile sister Antonia, who, coincidentally hasn't been seen for WEEKS/months, is actually Nic's surrogate.
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Funny, but wrong. Antonia was seen just a few weeks ago at a red carpet event wearing a slinky, form-fitting red dress and looking twig thin.
Lainey needs to give up the fight. She hates Nicole, and that's fine, but the woman IS pregnant.
Her belly looks better than her face.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 8, 2008 - 11:14am.
hahahaha. Of course, the shimmying is more disturbing than sexay
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Yeah, but the lil' bun loves the ride, and it instills a healthy obsession with roller coasters for later on.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
To answer " Chimp's" question: She's Matthew Mccaounghy's( boy, did I spell that wrong) baby mama. She's some kind of model/hand bag maker, whatever... aren't they all????
Submitted by joanne on June 8, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Belly buttons pop out, its like those timer buttons on turkeys.
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ROFL- That's exactly what I think of every time I see one! Hers is getting ready to, I clicked on the main pic and it looks like it's almost even with her tummy.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
At least she doesn't have her hand permanently on her twat trying to accentuate her bump. She's gross. Hopefully, the baby won't take after either of them. They are both not attractive!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 8, 2008 - 11:14am.
hahahaha. Of course, the shimmying is more disturbing than sexay.
Forget the bump.( in her defense, I din't show with my son till I was about 6 months, my daughter within seconds it seem). What's up with Nicole's hair? She use to have the most beautiful red hair, what happen? Too much botox?
Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Many thanks, Sheeps, I just knew that tune was familiar!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 2:13pm
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No flies on you.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Jeez! How long has this bitch been pregnant for?!
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 8, 2008 - 11:09am.
Cuz it rhymes with "Shmoe"?
Submitted by Kizzy on June 8, 2008 - 11:09am.
To paraphrase Shakira badly, belly buttons don't lie.
That was the B-side: "Los Ombligos No Mienten."
Belly buttons pop out, its like those timer buttons on turkeys.
Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 2:05pm.
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Yeh, I totally agree re how easy it is to be skeptical. I really did not believe she was pregnant for the first few months.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 8, 2008 - 2:01pm. THANKS!!!!! I think it's Hysterical. LMAO!
Unlike most Women. I enjoy being Pregnant. Guess???
To paraphrase Shakira badly, belly buttons don't lie.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 2:06pm
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Oh really?? Friends in low places eh? Well then you'll know I was AKA as JoBlow. No idea why.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by Blobs4Adoptalina on June 8, 2008 - 1:58pm.
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I loved being preggers too.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
*opening lid to hamper* *BIG yawn* Meh. *closing lid*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 8, 2008 - 11:05am.
heehee. I know! I've read the police reports.
who is the woman in the purple dress???