Sunday, June 8th 2008
Everybody's Knocked Up
Seeing all these knocked up broads makes my sausage, egg and cheese bloat feel like a baby. I should piss on an e.p.t. just to be safe. Anyway, here's tons of pictures of walking baby ovens from the past couple of days. Well, Nicole Kidman is more like a pillow oven. She probably stores a week supply of botox in her pillow bump just in case she gets stranded somewhere. I kid, I kid. I'm sure her baby will come out with a permanent surprised look on its face and frosted tips and then we'll know it's their baby.
Nicky and Keith's kiss in the third thumbnail below is all sorts of awkward. She's blowing, he's sucking.
The baby ovens below are: Nicky, Tori Smelly, Gwen Stefani and Camilla Alves.
Fame Pictures, Wenn, Splash
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Hey! joe schmoe...it was Lainey's rumor...maybe untrue, but delicious nonetheless!
Unforunately, when everything on you is as fake as Nic, it's hard NOT to believe strange things like Lainey's rumor. Especially when that bump keeps changing, no boobs, extra botox, hair-bleaching, etc.
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"People stop and stare at me,
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We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 1:54pm
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Those beady little sheep eyes are sharp ;) Yes, it's Coogee Beach *nostalgic sigh* I did some of my best work there.
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J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Pictured are four pregnant women, each fairly famous for something, yet the thread quickly turns to pregnant Angelina.
Kidman's breasts will grow duing the last month, thats when I went from a A to c and enough milk to feed an army. Gwen needs to show these pregnant women how to dress, she always looks great.
weeee! Just in time for mass starvations of not-so-privileged children on an overpopulated planet.
@ Blobs4Adoptalina - Great avvie!
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
looking Good Mrs. Urban!
*I was healthiest when pregs.. :)*
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'Cause that's all this world needs, more self-absorbed litle idiots.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Congrats. to Nicole :) Life after Tommy Girl is working out for Nicole K.
Unlike most Women. I enjoy being Pregnant. Guess???
She is pregnant, if you look at the front of her shirt, where it meets the waistband of her pants, you can see the beginning of her belly button indention.
Her boobs are bigger, she actually has some. Granted, going from an A cup to a B cup isn't a huge stretch.
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Ihope karl lagerfeld is happy with her new baby.
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Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 1:51pm
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I don't give that rumour much credence about her sister being a surrogate. I've just come back from Australia and it's well known there that Antonia (who does a parenting show on TV) is going through a very messy and unpleasant break-up with her hubby. She also gave birth to her 4th kid not long ago.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Wouldn't it make a great story line on Y&R, Nanners???
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 8, 2008 - 10:50am.
Ouuhh, nice avie. Is that Coogee?
Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Lainey had that wonderful rumor that Nic's VERY fertile sister Antonia, who, coincidentally hasn't been seen for WEEKS/months, is actually Nic's surrogate.
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This shit is getting too soap opera-y.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
Submitted by Sensimina on June 8, 2008 - 6:43pm.
I guess the question is: would celebs really go there and fake a whole pregnancy?
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IMO - yes. Think about. Nine months of attention without having to promate a shitty film/album/tour/whatever. Just walk around with a fake bump & smile for the paps & then they can go home, take the fake bump of & relax. It's like a nine month hoilday. And they'd get a baby without having to put on baby weight or anything.
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Gwen's got the best preggo style. She's hot even preggo.
Whose going to breastfeed Nicole's baby, because it sure as hell isn't going to be her. Are Wet-Nurses still around?
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Lainey had that wonderful rumor that Nic's VERY fertile sister Antonia, who, coincidentally hasn't been seen for WEEKS/months, is actually Nic's surrogate.
Tall women like Nic Do show later than shorties...but I say, she couldn't still be using that much botox if she were really pregnant.
Fake face, fake lips, fake marriage (Tom, but maybe Keith too)---would you really put it past her?
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Nicole K has a strange shape. My mother keeps saying it's because she's so tall and thin (it's quite the topic of discussion in Australia). I dunno - looks weird to me..
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
has anyone else noticed that Camilla's little toe on her one foot is deformed? it's real noticeable on the pix of her with the parking meter...
i agree, i think nicole is having a fakenancy and her sister is the surrogate---where's her sister been lately? no pix of her!
Submitted by Sensimina on June 8, 2008 - 12:43pm.
I guess the question is: would celebs really go there and fake a whole pregnancy?
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If Nicole was still married to Cruise I would believe this is possible but she really doesn't seem like a stupid person. If she chose to adopt or go the surrogate route no one would look down on her.
Her mini chichis do have me wondering though...
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 12:45pm.
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I was about to ask how one could fake a pregnancy but I suppose you are right. Maybe some women don't get affected by pregnancy as much?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Gwen and Camilla look great pregnant! Donna Martin, please go away.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
I'm still not convinced she's pregnant. I think they got a surrogate, and she is just wearing pillows.....
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Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Is it just me, or does Nic's bump look smaller than it was a few weeks ago, when she couldn't stop pointing it out at that country music awards show?-------------
I have questioned whether she is even pregnant several times since it was announced. She still has no boobs, her bumps has looked weird or not been there, and she has been doing strenuous exercise, which I wouldn't expect from someone who has miscarried multiple times in the past.
I guess the question is: would celebs really go there and fake a whole pregnancy?
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libby - I noticed it too.
Camilla is the cutest of the bunch.
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Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 12:39pm.
This time she doesn't have her arms wrapped around her bump to say "See, motherfuckers, I AM pregnant!"
It must be shitty to be preggo in the summer.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
Kidman looks GHASTLY. Her low rent husband is tacky as hell, also.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
I love Gwen's pregnancy style.
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Is it just me, or does Nic's bump look smaller than it was a few weeks ago, when she couldn't stop pointing it out at that country music awards show?
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."