Sunday, June 8th 2008

They Grow Up So Fast

It seems like it was just yesterday when lil' Dakota Fanning was reading a story to a slow Sean Penn in "I Am Sam." Look at her now! All grown up with a mouthful of butter! I shouldn't hate. She doesn't even have to butter her corn before eating it.

Seriously, my teefs have been looking a little Country Crock-ish lately. I tried that whitening shit you go to sleep with, but I cannot fuck with that stuff. I woke up in the middle of the night thinking someone dropped a load of bleach in my mouth. That shit burns your teefs off. I'll stick to painting my teefs with Wite Out.

Here's Dakota at an event for Children's Right yesterday.

Posted by: Michael K


Cuntress's picture

She needs some Topol, the smoker's tooth polish!

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kenna bitch's picture

wow dakota is adorable i loved uptown girls! its one of my favs!!

Cookie123's picture

She is cute as hell! I'm a fan and always will be! Closest thing to Jodie Foster this century!

Otter Pop's picture

Awwww, she looks adorable. All she needs is some bleaching trays and she's good to go.

sexyy's picture

l0ll we need more ghetto people like mK
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kdracofan's picture

She looks cute...except her teeth

MK: You need Jesus....lol - "She doesn't even have to butter her corn before eating it"

liannef's picture

Ummm even if she had braces FOREVER her teeth shouldn't be that damn yellow! Maybe she never brushed...gross

annobanano's picture

A few years back I tried a teeth whitener my dentist was selling - the kind that they make a mold of your teeth so the trays will fit properly. I used as little of the whitening gel as possible and I kid you not, a piece of my gum came off. And, my teeth hurt when I BREATHED. Bad stuff.

Oh,she looks so sweet!Very lovely!I love her.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"A f f l u e n tBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

xultar's picture

y'all need to leave that cute little girl alone. she isn't a skank like the rest of the young girls in h-wood.

She's a kid and thank god she still looks it.

forever.now's picture

she looks cute and happy. :)

Wow it is HARD to believe that ALLY LOHAN and this girl are around the same age what a difference between the two girls. Dakota looks like she is REALLY 14.

She'll have a full mouth of chiclets by the time she's 15.

sabrina's picture

She's cute. it makes me happy to see someone her age actually look her age. Her and Ali Lohan? same age right? haha. weird.

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HollyMadison's picture

Even if she'd been smoking Lucky Strikes since birth, I still didn't think a kids teeth could get that yellow!

DR.FUNK's picture

It's gonna be interesting to watch THE TRANSITION.As far as I know...only RON HOWARD has made it seemingly unharmed.That's one outta' how many THOUSANDS?

dv8trix's picture

Didn't this child recently sport a tinsel mouf? REFUND!!

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harlee25's picture

shes a pretty kid. she'll be a pretty adult too maybe but you never know

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paris herpes's picture

The teefs look a little brown, probably no better than my own teefs. I'm finally getting those wisdom teeth out!

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She's adorable. She'll be totally gorgeous wen she 'grows up'. She'll probably be one of those child stars who crosses over.

Sane's picture

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!! A mouth full of butter. I have to admit, her grill WAS the first thing I noticed when I scrolled down to view her picture. Goodness gracious! Even if she DID just get her braces off, her dentist should have whitened her teeth before she left the office.

I really hope she doesn't end up like most other child stars.
She SEEMS like she's growing up the right way, but who knows.
How old is she now? Something like 13 or 14 I think?
Lets just hope she doesn't turn out like the whores Disney produces.

letinstar's picture

all dakota needs is some crest white strips...she'll be just fine after that...
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laurensav35's picture

shes getting really pretty. i was sure she'd be one of those kids who starts out cute and gets ugly with age.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by libby: "AND has anyone noticed that you NEVER see her parents?"

GOOD POINT.

Hey, stop picking on her teefs. Most normal kids have teeth like that until they grow into them. I had big chiclet teef when I was her age and they got straight and normal looking without braces. Granted, they are a bit yellow, but it's hard to remember what real teeth look like. We're all so used to chalk teeth now.

parissuckliteraly's picture

my teeth look like that prolly cuz i dont eat

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Night Owl's picture

She looks a bit like Jodie Foster at that age. I hope she is one of the child stars who makes it without being screwed up.

boomsy's picture

Anyone who's seen the average kid who just got their braces off knows unless they were toothbrush Nazis that her teeth look normal. It's kinda hard to clean them well with metal covering most of the surface.

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Submitted by Devore on June 8, 2008 - 8:09pm.
its just a matter of time before Miss Fanning has a mouthful of veneers and large breast implants.
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I hope not.

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NitWitty's picture

@ JoeSchmoe! ITA, and it's better for teeth to be this color at her age. It shows she has a lot of dentin and her teeth will last a lot longer and be a lot stronger than others with whiter teeth at this age. It does lighten up after puberty. Doesn't really matter, I'm sure she smiles all the way to the bank! Headin' out for a bit!

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Devore's picture

its just a matter of time before Miss Fanning has a mouthful of veneers and large breast implants.

angel_i's picture

I think she looks healthy and cute. The thing with her teeth thing must be genetic. I think she'd show other signs (circles under her eyes, acne rashes) if she was a pack a day smoker or a coffee drinker - maybe tea, tho...?

Anyhow, it's too true that we do put a lot of pressure on kids that they just don't need. For the love of Pete, let's let them worry about what's INSIDE themselves for a while and the beauty will likely just shine through. Eventually. It just takes time for kids to grow up - a whole lot more than we allow them, generally.

On a completely different note, Dakota is part of an industry that has standards, - she needs to be compartmentalized and how she presents herself is how "they/we" will decide to do that.

If she wanted to grow up to be a forest ranger or a vetrinarian, then everyone could easily say: "Aw, she so adorable!" So the public outrage at yellow teeth and a face without makeup *could* be understood, to some extent.

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Drew's picture

Didn't she have braces on for the past 5 years?

Her teefs must've been BAD if this is the end result!

I like her. She actually looks her age, and isn't trying to look like she's in her mid-20s like most young actresses. I think she's a good role model...unlike Jamie Lynn, Miley Cyrus, Ali Lohan, etc.

I approve.

Her teeth aren't bad. She shouldn't even have to worry about her looks when she's that age! It's sad that so many kids feel the pressure to look pretty before they even turn 10....

joe shmoe's picture

FOr God's sake, not everybody is born with a blinding smile and perfect teeth. Bad nutrition or lack of brushing looks WAY worse than that. Ever been up close to someone who never brushes? I have, *shudder* and the teeth don't just look vaguely off white, like hers. They have a thick coating of *gag* disgusting greenish/grayish plaque etc . She just doesn't have very white enamel. Brushing with a wire brush until the cows come home isn't going to make them any whiter. Maybe her parents are waiting until she's a little older to start making her *perfect*

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This is what a 14 yr old girl looks like: natural, no make up, no hair extensions and wearing appropriate clothing.

Dakota reminds me of a young Jodie Foster, when she made Bad News Bears. I just watched that movie. She was so adorable!

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Submitted by NitWitty on June 8, 2008 - 7:30pm.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that! Before I scrolled down to see her whole face, and just had from the nose up, I thought she was very like a young Jodie Foster.

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Submitted by Aphid on June 8, 2008 - 6:44pm.
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NitWitty's picture

It may have already been said, since I just got here and haven't read all the comments, (I know I'll take the wet spaghetti noodle beating now), she has always reminded me of Jodie Foster and even more so now that she's growing up!

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She's got weird teeth...but I still love her!

Larreth's picture

WOW! Smoker's teeth already. One step away from a fabulous Meth smile!

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patty cake's picture

ALL THat cash and no trips to the dentist? WEIRD. and DISGUSTING. She is gross looking..huge head and bad hair...looks like bad nutrition. Her lil sister is the star now. She is done

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Dakota Fanning is frightening in general.

Is she bumping oysters with Sam Ronson yet? No? Six months.

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Leatherette's picture

meh, "decent parenting" got Miley Cyrus's blinding ass "tasteful" nudies. Yeah, her daddy talks a load about being a great krisschun parent, too.

I give this child of the corn a year, tops, to go there, too.

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Damn, she is Ali Lohan's age!! I didn't even think of that.

What a difference decent parenting makes.

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Leatherette's picture

White Strips must be against her parents' religion.

dustbunny's picture

Around a year from now we'll be seeing 'artistic' topless pictures of Ali.
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