Sunday, June 8th 2008
They Grow Up So Fast
It seems like it was just yesterday when lil' Dakota Fanning was reading a story to a slow Sean Penn in "I Am Sam." Look at her now! All grown up with a mouthful of butter! I shouldn't hate. She doesn't even have to butter her corn before eating it.
Seriously, my teefs have been looking a little Country Crock-ish lately. I tried that whitening shit you go to sleep with, but I cannot fuck with that stuff. I woke up in the middle of the night thinking someone dropped a load of bleach in my mouth. That shit burns your teefs off. I'll stick to painting my teefs with Wite Out.
Here's Dakota at an event for Children's Right yesterday.
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lawd, dlisted give under aged teef a break, lets wait till she's grown to talk shit about her
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She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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This is someone who takes control of Hollywood and not the other way around. Decent kid, I like her.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
PSL - yeah and not only that, she wears very hoochie-mama clothes, she's a pedo's DREAM. My mom NEVER would have let me dress like this kid does. White Oprah desperately tries to come off as smart and tough but she just comes off as a dismissive dumb bitch.
Aphid, I agree....Ali is just not attractive. Every time I see a photo of her I think that. Lindsay is pretty when she has Red or Dark hair, and actually gets a night's sleep. Ali has no chance.
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Good for her for looking like a proper young lady and not like a slut in training...Ali, Miley etc...
I like the matching blue polish on her fingers and toes...cute.
Submitted by dustbunny on June 8, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Somewhere, Dina Blowhan is bitch-slapping Alli upside the head for not being as talented as Dakota Fanning, and for looking like a Vegas hooker
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even if you forced Dina to compare photo of Ali & Dakota it wouldn't register in her brain that they are the same age. Or that her daughter is the inappropiately dressed one of the two
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You know, I just have to say, I watched about 10 minutes of "Living Lohan" or whatever it's called and seriously, Ali is FUG. Not just saying that because they are one of the most trash-tastic families ever, she really is an unfortunate-looking girl, and it's made worse with all the whoreish makeup.
OT: I think Dakota will be fine, too. Her stint in rehab really stuck.
Submitted by Manbearpig on June 8, 2008 - 4:46pm.
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I did whitening strips ONCE and my teeth were in AGONY. I never did it again. I do not drink soda or coffee, though.
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I know she just got her braces off and all, but usually after removing them, they set up follow-up appts to whiten their teeth. Maybe she just hasn't had hers yet..my son has had braces for 3 yrs and his teeth aren't yellow like that. Really just looks like a lack of brushing. But she does look cute..very age appropriate. I think she's gonna be just fine..
I'm sure she has lots of time to get a blinding chiclet smile. I think she looks fine.
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I liked her performance in I am Sam and also in Hide & Seek.
Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 5:50pm.
The only 'chink' in her humility so far is that she dropped out of that "My Sister's Keeper" movie, about the sick girl, because she didn't want to shave her head. Elle was supposed to play the little sister, but dropped out with Dakota.
That's the story of her reasons, but who knows? She is at that "awkward age," maybe she is too insecure to be purposely ugly. Or maybe she just hated Cameron Diaz!
Abigail Breslin took the part, and shaved off all her lovely hair!
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What I don't understand is why they would REQUIRE the young actress to shave her head but let cameron D. to wear a bald cap?
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Wow, and I thought I hated going to the dentist.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Oh yes MK..
Dakota does indeed look good...for a 200 year vampire blood sucking creature that is..look how the blood has stained her teeth..they can never be white..they have tasted too much blood.
She's adorable and wow! such a talent!
I think she has a very good head on her shoulders...AND has anyone noticed that you NEVER see her parents? It's like they allowed their girls to act because they were actresses, not because the parents needed to be famous.
The only 'chink' in her humility so far is that she dropped out of that "My Sister's Keeper" movie, about the sick girl, because she didn't want to shave her head. Elle was supposed to play the little sister, but dropped out with Dakota.
That's the story of her reasons, but who knows? She is at that "awkward age," maybe she is too insecure to be purposely ugly. Or maybe she just hated Cameron Diaz!
Abigail Breslin took the part, and shaved off all her lovely hair!
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Somewhere, Dina Blowhan is bitch-slapping Alli upside the head for not being as talented as Dakota Fanning, and for looking like a Vegas hooker
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even if you forced Dina to compare photo of Ali & Dakota it wouldn't register in her brain that they are the same age. Or that her daughter is the inappropiately dressed one of the two.
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I know that she had braces recently so that probably accounts for the yeller.
Crest Whitestrips work really well, in fact, that's all I used to freshen mine up after braces. Only problem is that during the 2 weeks I use them, my teeth are sooooo sensitive...it feels like the wind is blowing thru them, if that makes sense. I also don't drink sodas or coffee so that probably helps them stay white too.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 8, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Somewhere, Dina Blowhan is bitch-slapping Alli upside the head for not being as talented as Dakota Fanning, and for looking like a Vegas hooker.
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who do you think MADE Ali into a Vegas Hooker? lol
....and Ali is VERY talented...she SINGS. (hehehehehe)
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Somewhere, Dina Blowhan is bitch-slapping Alli upside the head for not being as talented as Dakota Fanning, and for looking like a Vegas hooker.
Submitted by Candy on June 8, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Wow. A child growing up the right way in hollywood. No hooker makeup and high heels. Good for her.
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Just took a close stare at her feet.....she is wearing open toe heels. but they aren't screaming lolita slut. thank god
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Wow. A child growing up the right way in hollywood. No hooker makeup and high heels. Good for her.
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she looks like she'll be a pretty woman some day but she better do something about those butterteeth.
She's annonying and all but there are plenty of Hollywood types who are but what's up with those grey goose teeth. Yikes! Brush, baby, brush!
Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Right around the time of that "Man on Fire" movie, Entertainment Weekly named her one of their "Hot 100" stars for that year.....She HERSELF wrote the most adorable letter to the editor, thanking them. And she was so thrilled and cute and little-girly...lots of exclamation points.
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Awww...that's really cute. Little girl already has made more money than I'll see in my whole life but she still seems humble and charming.
Mr President, Dina Lohan belongs in JAIL, IMO.
Toothy Tile has not been revealed, but I swear it is Jakey G.
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
I agree, PSL. This is what a young starlet should look and dress like. White Oprah should hang her head in shame.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 -5:01pm.
...Speaking of siblings, Ted C. had a BI about Slurpa Pop Off's brother.....and he's gay. Since we all know SPO is Paris, I guess Barron will be coming out soon.....just to upstage his nasty big Sis.
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Is the jury still out on Toothy Tile?
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 8, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Mad love for Dakota Fanning. "Hide & Seek" was some scary movie. Loved it.
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I was surprised by the ending.
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Additonal: Dakota and a certain Long Island trashy, slutty-looking wannabe starlet, with an evil Dinasaurus of a Mother are the same age, right??
Someone's LYING about their age. And it isn't Dakota.
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I'm surprised we haven't seen any spammers on this thread, mentioning that Dakota is "small sexy" and is currently looking for dates on the billionaire site....
I agree with whomever said that she seems very much like a young Jodie.
Right around the time of that "Man on Fire" movie, Entertainment Weekly named her one of their "Hot 100" stars for that year.....She HERSELF wrote the most adorable letter to the editor, thanking them. And she was so thrilled and cute and little-girly...lots of exclamation points.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
LMAO Sheeps!
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Mad love for Dakota Fanning. "Hide & Seek" was some scary movie. Loved it.
And she just got her braces off. That's sucks.
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Adorable. I am watching Uptown girls right now and what a good actress she is at such a young age.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 8, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Don't even ask about her cousin Guam.
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Hahaha, Kentucky. Would her teeth be filled with fried chicken? Heh.
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Sheeps, her name is Elle.....only one kid got a State name...hehe.
seriously DeeDee, if she's not an Ali or a Jamie Lynn, she'll be ok....
Speaking of siblings, Ted C. had a BI about Slurpa Pop Off's brother.....and he's gay. Since we all know SPO is Paris, I guess Barron will be coming out soon.....just to upstage his nasty big Sis.
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Oh god, let kids be kids.
Who the fuck cares if her teeth are not super white. All I care about is if she can act or not.
BTW, kudos for not wearing a crapload of makeup and slutty clothes, miss Dakota.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
The only reason stars today have white teeth is because teeth whitening as I'm sure you know, so why would Dakota Fanning have spring clean teeth for? She seems healthy.
Having said that, she annoys me sometimes. I prefer Saoirse Ronan.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 8, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Doesn't she have a little sister in the biz too?
Yes, Kentucky.
Submitted by Cara on June 8, 2008 - 4:47pm.
And to think her and Ali Lohan are the same age. Dakota still looks like a normal little girl while Ali looks like a 30 year old hooker.
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I couldn't remember how old she was, so didn't comment on it. Thank god her parents have her at least still dressing age appropiate even though they allowed her to be in some very questionable parts.
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@ PSL
As long as she doesn't end up a Ali or Jamie Lynn, I guess.
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Per IMDb:
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Dakota is 14-kudos to her parents for obviously being parents-Dakota is dressed age appropriate and doesn't look like a 35 year old hooker like Ali Lohan.
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God be with you, dumbass.
She's cute in this pic. Cute enough to make me cringe at the thought of what they'll be saying about her tomorrow over at the Drunken Stepfather message board.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
yes DeeDee,, she does have a little sister.....she will be the "Haylie" and "Solange" of the future....
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She is a cutie. She needs to lay off the Yoo-Hoo and get some tarter contol toothpaste. Doesn't she have a little sister in the biz too?
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OMG! She and Ali ARE the same age!
That is frightening....
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She's not as fug as she used to be. Still not cute but better.
Of all the child stars named after US states or possessions, she's one of the cuter ones.
And to think her and Ali Lohan are the same age. Dakota still looks like a normal little girl while Ali looks like a 30 year old hooker.