Sunday, June 8th 2008

They Grow Up So Fast

It seems like it was just yesterday when lil' Dakota Fanning was reading a story to a slow Sean Penn in "I Am Sam." Look at her now! All grown up with a mouthful of butter! I shouldn't hate. She doesn't even have to butter her corn before eating it.

Seriously, my teefs have been looking a little Country Crock-ish lately. I tried that whitening shit you go to sleep with, but I cannot fuck with that stuff. I woke up in the middle of the night thinking someone dropped a load of bleach in my mouth. That shit burns your teefs off. I'll stick to painting my teefs with Wite Out.

Here's Dakota at an event for Children's Right yesterday.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on June 8, 2008 - 4:35pm.
She's the next Kirsten Dunst.
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joanne's picture

She's a cutie. Michael K. try peroxide and baking soda followed by pearl drops.

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I cannot in good conscience hate on a little kid. She is cute as a bug's ear.

MK please give us something to rag on for the nite..pretty please?

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I think she'll turn out okay. She seems like a mature young lady (way more mature than Britney and Lindsay ever were when they were her age) and has parents who don't parade her around 24/7 - she goes out to work and goes to age appropriate fundraisers/events. I saw an interview she did a couple of years ago where she said she had no intention of doing this for the rest of her life. She wants to go to college and experience normalcy. Dakota will most likely turn out like Jodie Foster, not Blohan or Paris.

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She's a pretty girl--much prettier than most of us thought she'd turn out. Just a little teeth bleach and she'll be good to go.

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Let's hope this one doesn't end up like Blohan/Shitney/Trollsens/etc

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I wonder how long it will be before she ends up in rehab, jail or on this site flashing her coochie to the press after a night of underage drinking in some Hollywood club

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I'll stick to painting my teefs with Wite Out.
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LMAO, MK!

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She's the next Kirsten Dunst.

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Submitted by Sayonara on June 8, 2008 - 4:34pm.
I know that she had braces before, and it looks as if her teeth has straightened out pretty good. I am sure that she will have them whitened one of these days. I like her, and I hope she don't follow in the footsteps of these other chickens.

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hey, she just got her braces off...those things turn teeth yellow....perhaps she has an appointment at Brite Smile on Wednesday?

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SeH's picture

I think her outfit is cute. At least her teeth aren't fucked up, ill-fitting veneers.

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Sayonara's picture

I know that she had braces before, and it looks as if her teeth has straightened out pretty good. I am sure that she will have them whitened one of these days. I like her, and I hope she don't follow in the footsteps of these other chickens.

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