Sunday, June 8th 2008

Miss, There's A Lion On Your Head

Don't call Peta! No animals were hurt during the making of these hair hats. I think. They were made by Japanese artist Nagi Noda. I better not see any of you whores try to rock this shit. I will pull that lion of your head and beat you with it. This shit is not meant for the streets.

Shit, you know Amy Wino wakes up with her weave looking like one of these. And I totally want to commission Nagi Noda to make a pony one for My Little Pony Parker.

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


muncle's picture

Very talented artist that Nagi Noda

I like the Donnie Darko one...

Haha, the one with a hog on her head looks pissed about it!!http://www.notontheguestlist.wordpress.com

shandiRW's picture

how very "edward scissorhands" of them!

Oh MK! I must have ALL of them! This is the best ever!

soul's picture

I like the rabbit hat.. >:-)
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kdracofan's picture

Why?

Wow,these hair hats are so interesting!I like one of them.The woman is too beautiful.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----######"A f f l u e n t Bachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

The C word's picture

Hmph, my hair has looked like that for the last 3 or 4 days due to the humidity.

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Submitted by gucci on June 9, 2008 - 1:36am.
um for someone who said these hairdos are going to be popular with hoodrats, good god your right.

check out this link this hairdo comes close

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/djdeks/ghetto-prom-hair.jpg
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That's EXACTLY the hoodrat that I had in mind!!!

Clarisse's picture

Things that make you go, WHY.
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Migraineuse's picture

I think these are actually kind of awesome.

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mellen's picture

Re- God - Damn - Diculous!

Whomever posted the You tube, Live like a Chola had me laughing.

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 8, 2008 - 9:20pm.

This one's my favorite. HAHA.
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You know, if Britney saw that she'd be kicking herself for not thinking of it sooner, I'm sure.

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Mabel Hodges's picture

This is awesome!!

Are goths going to do this look?

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gucci's picture

um for someone who said these hairdos are going to be popular with hoodrats, good god your right.

check out this link this hairdo comes close

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/djdeks/ghetto-prom-hair.jpg

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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kyky's picture

my soul cries out to see MK beat someone with fist full of artistic fur.

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miso-horny:

isn't this funny as hell? i wet my pants when i first saw it!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by gucci on June 9, 2008 - 2:56pm.

I dunno, me likey the helicopter...I bet that shit can spin, thus the wire hanging out. Awesome!

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miso-horny's picture

Is this the ghetto version of The Lion King?

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dv8trix's picture

Is the last thumbnail a bunny? Why is it wearing that stupid Girl suit?

So that's what,a strange tribute to Narnia? The Lion King?

Beauty at it Finest.

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 8, 2008 - 10:54pm.
The amazing thing is, she didn't use any gel. Well, except that of the Cameron Diaz variety.

Nice!

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OMG Mr President!

fucking HILARIOUS!

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The amazing thing is, she didn't use any gel. Well, except that of the Cameron Diaz variety.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 10:47pm.
PAELLA??? Shrimp or chicken?
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I was gonna say coconut cream pie...but that sounds so wrong right now. lol
I'll go with paella...shrimp, please.

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Ava Gardner......

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Submitted by Team Valtrex
Oh
My
Gawd
Jockularity!

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DebFrmHell's picture

Mr. Pres, lmao!

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 8, 2008 - 10:42pm.

Ah, many coconuts met their end, at the crack of Dawn.

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Mr. President's picture

The do didn't exactly work on Britney.

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DebFrmHell's picture

PAELLA??? Shrimp or chicken?

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@TV:

It was really more of a cracking, but yes. And why don't you call any more? I made paella. *sigh*

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DebFrmHell's picture

DDD it was a great trick that kept the men mesmer-freaking-ized!

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 8, 2008 - 10:36pm.

I heard you could also peel a coconut with your vajajay. Much better trick.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 10:30pm.
I MADE TV SPEECHLESS!! WOO-HOO!!!
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Congrats, darlin'! *handing you a bottle of our top shelf voddie*

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@DEB:

Holy SHIT....Cherry stem trick! I was the Master! LOL. Cheap bar trick. But I am still pitifully proud. *hides*

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DebFrmHell's picture

@River, i had a roommate in the 80's who happened to be a freaking knock out. We used her for bait when trolling for guys. She could do the cherry stem thing dbl knot and untie it. We always got some on girls nights out

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 10:33pm.

hey, i gotta take it when i can get it... ya know, hence the giraffe!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 10:30pm.

Don't get all cocky, I'm Irish and easily impressed.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Bronx, a giraffe is nervous.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 10:27pm.
OK, that's just wrong. I donate my time and experience.
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Yeah, you're Dr. Doolittle. Schlong being your first name.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I'm high. I've got nothing...lol (well, as far as giraffe porn goes)

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 10:29pm.

I MADE TV SPEECHLESS!! WOO-HOO!!!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 10:27pm.

*bows down to the master*

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DebFrmHell's picture

Depends? Road TRip? Baby Pwoder? KitKat Bars?

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riverchic's picture

Mr. President: "I can't help it Deb, I'm in love. I've never met a girl who can spit and swallow at the same time."

How can you NOT love someone who can multitask like THAT?!

riverchic's picture

I'm guessing this "My weave looks like roadkill" look was inspired by none other than the ravishing Miss Britney Spears...

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 10:26pm.

depends.... i saw it!LOL!

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Submitted by dead-actress on June 8, 2008 - 10:25pm.

OK, that's just wrong. I donate my time and experience.

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@ESE:

It IS nekkid shuffleboard ya know. Of COURSE you know. You live in FL.

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing