Sunday, June 8th 2008
Miss, There's A Lion On Your Head
Don't call Peta! No animals were hurt during the making of these hair hats. I think. They were made by Japanese artist Nagi Noda. I better not see any of you whores try to rock this shit. I will pull that lion of your head and beat you with it. This shit is not meant for the streets.
Shit, you know Amy Wino wakes up with her weave looking like one of these. And I totally want to commission Nagi Noda to make a pony one for My Little Pony Parker.
VIA ONTD
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Thank you. Me too.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 8, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Nice. Any chance of a repeat? daily? ;0) and thank you, it's good to know I'm not alone.
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Submitted by angel_i on June 8, 2008 - 11:48pm.
I would like to second what angel_i said. If it wasn't for the Dlisters keeping me laughing through the pc woes, I'd have gone insane (well more insane that normal!b ;0) ) so thank you you bunch of crazy sluts!!!
To everyone that has pc problems - best wishes! Hope it gets sorted for you soon.
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
What. The. Christ.
Is that Lydia Hearst posing?
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
God damn it, I love you MK. Without hot shit like this, my weekends/life would be empty and meaningless. Lion hat, here I come. I'll wear mine while my cat wears his kitty wig, and we'll sit on the couch licking ourselves together.
Damn, Angel_i:
I really missed you, girl.
ONT: whatever
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
CTH, iamretarded.com. Isn't that Jared Leto's homepage?
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 8, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Do they come in "Meerkat"?
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I always wanted one of those. Not a hat, a real one:)
How about a Bonsai Kitten?
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Why it's important to smile in pictures:)
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
All rate this video a 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GRNodVJToTQ
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 8, 2008 - 5:38pm.
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I have a different rant but it's about my computer (and it's relationship with this site), so I'll guide you down to Dreamy's becuz at the end of the day, a rant is a rant is a rant.
I couldn't get in but I could read the source, and I just have to say thank y'all for keeping me laughing through my frustration just now:)
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Why it's important to smile in pictures:)
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Submitted by angel_i on June 8, 2008 - 4:22pm.
At least with your like that nobody will spend the evening staring at your tits.
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OH GOD, LMAO.
Even if these things came into "fashion", I wouldn't even wear these things. They are unappealing, disgusting, and have no purpose other than to be an attention whore.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Skybitch, if you're wondering what perso-anals are, click on the Not Safe for Life link that MK gave us in Maxi Mounds post.
If that isn't the definition of perso-anal, I don't know what is.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
pillforthat
my german shep walks across the yard with that total, feline stalk/sway in his back legs.
I agree, snow lepards are proof there's a god.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
DAE
you just perfectly described my love/hate relationship with my fucking puter.
know you're not alone.
"flashes my titties at you, bows and throws rose petals for you to walk on."
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 8, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Oh! ok lol
Lions, tigers, and jaguars are the most hypnotizing animals! Omg have you seen those snow leopards? They don't even look real.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r316/darkmisfit23/4deb1e00.jpg
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Thank you for pot smoking.
DAE:
I'm sorry you are so frustrated....I was having problems this morning with my Internet, but I'll take that over your problem, thankyouverymuch.
Hope it all works out.....
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 8, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Rumer Willis wanted to get the dog hairstyle, but the hairdresser told her that it would make her look like she had two heads.
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That was a good one !!!
People's Most Beautiful People list ..indeed
Submitted by SkyBitch on June 8, 2008 - 3:36pm.
***Submitted by love baby on June 8, 2008 - 5:32pm.***
WTF are perso-anals?
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do you REALLY want to know?
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Submitted by Karma Police on June 8, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 3:31pm.
He (or she) is oh so cute!
And are those 'Magic Eye Posters' those posters where you hold the picture close up to your eyes and stare at it, then slowly move it away to see the image? I use to love those!
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Thanks!
Yup! I loved them too. They made me feel like I was on drugs before I knew what drugs felt like. Haha.
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Totally! Man I was REALLY young when those things were popular, then again I'm still young. (24) What do I know? ;) lol
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Thank you for pot smoking.
WARNING OFF TOPIC RANT AHEAD
I'm sorry but I need to rant. Just skip this post.
I accidently, clicked on the wrong youtube link about an hour ago and got bombared with pop ups. Once I got rid of them all My desktop screan read "You PC has been infected with a Viruis" so i called my dad, who knows all about pc's & how to fix them. Anyway he's just spent the last hour fixing my PC, but it hasn't worked, i'm getting short cut links to porn - one link os for child porn!!!! I don't know what to do. I just want my PC like every other normal PC does!!! My PC hasn't worked properly for the past 3 years :0( There's always a problem with it. Wen at last it DID get really fixed and worked PERFECTLY, my dad decided to test Windows service pack 3 on MY PC and what happened????? My PC started to fuck up again, even when SP3 was removed it still didn't fix it. It can take me an HOUR to get the pc to work (even when I load it safe mode) and even then I have to RESTART the pc after uninstalling the keyboard (the keyboard hasn't worked probably for the last 2 months) I'm so fucking sick & tired of my pc always having problems. It's not fair!!!!!!!
Sorry everyone for the rant. I just neeeded to let of steam.
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
@Sky:
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
HAHAHA
skybitch, great minds are thinking alike I see
muah!
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
***Submitted by love baby on June 8, 2008 - 5:32pm.***
WTF are perso-anals?
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by love baby on June 8, 2008 - 5:32pm.
If you're going to spam here, fucking at least learn to spell.
I think I saw your profile on www.iamretarded.com
Mr.Prez
re Rumor
LMAO!
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Rumer Willis wanted to get the dog hairstyle, but the hairdresser told her that it would make her look like she had two heads.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
threeD
what I REALLY need on top of my head is a big ole hand flipping the bird.
perfect for work, dates, family times, pta meetings, you can't go wrong with that one.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
@Hoff alina:
Good point, a maggot might be sexy, too.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
These models just looked so thrilled with the whole situation. I never thought I would ever feel sorry for models. I still don't, HAHA.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
@ threeD alina
a cockroach would be nice..
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Submitted by Caroline The Te... on June 8, 2008 - 2:17pm.
These will be a big hit with the hoodrats
imagine the ghetto prom get ups that can be created from this
hell...Fantasia's getting the whole collection....
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Hahaha, I can just see the pitbull headdress, complete with spike collar
Do they come in "Meerkat"?
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 5:20pm.
oh!
Never mind, lol!
I think the way lions walk is dead sexy, not that I want sexy times with them but you know
they stalk with such poise and additude.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 3:31pm.
He (or she) is oh so cute!
And are those 'Magic Eye Posters' those posters where you hold the picture close up to your eyes and stare at it, then slowly move it away to see the image? I use to love those!
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Thanks!
Yup! I loved them too. They made me feel like I was on drugs before I knew what drugs felt like. Haha.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 8, 2008 - 6:11pm.
lion heads are sexy! always thought that!
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LMAO, I meant the model's eyes.. You had me laughing out loud seriously.. Hasn't been the first time! Proud Lurker-turned slutt here!!
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Thank you for pot smoking.
These will be a big hit with the hoodrats
imagine the ghetto prom get ups that can be created from this
hell...Fantasia's getting the whole collection....
Submitted by angel_i on June 8, 2008 - 2:22pm.
At least with your like that nobody will spend the evening staring at your tits.
hahahaha. Yeah, just staring.
INGENIOUS! For the first time I bookmarked a page on dlisted.
This shit is hot.
lion heads are sexy! always thought that!
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
How gorgeous are lion-head's eyes?! Sexiness!
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Thank you for pot smoking.
That lion might be cool as a plastic hat for a New Year's or Halloween party, but the other ones look crazy.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
These are calling Britney's name. I'm not sure where the dead possum hair hat is, but I'm positive she was the first to wear it
Don't get me wrong, the guy has got some serious talent. They are cool. The thing about the faux hawk is, everybody can afford that. I'm afraid the only people who can afford these would be Paris and Lindsay, and well, we know what they'd do to them...it's the circle of life, Simba!
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I like the lion wig. This shit is cuter than the "faux hawk" and some other hair trends.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
I hate to say it but I like them.
Whoops, deer antlers, my bad...**coff**coff** waving smoke away****coff***
What?
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Submitted by DeeDee on June 8, 2008 - 5:38pm.
They're writing themselves, seriously, every time I look.
Plus, I've seen that same tree when I was doing 'shrooms, so I know where he got that one.
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these are fucking fierce!!!!
i'd work it at da klub
LMFAO! Cracka lackin my ass up today Kizzy!
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Submitted by DeeDee on June 8, 2008 - 5:34pm
Especially when it becomes a biohazard, after Paris and Lindsay get done with it.
You know he was high when he started, look at the careful detailing on the first one. He was coming down off of his opium and 'shrooms buzz and starting to feel the valium smoother when he finished with the rabbit.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ITA Kizzy! The last thing America's landfills need is jizz covered synthetic hair.
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I heard Britney just ordered #3, the bronze pig!
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