Monday, June 9th 2008

Blind Items...I Guess...You Guess...

WHICH hit TV show's cast members are as bad in real life as the characters in the plotline? At a recent party, two of the hot actors held up the bathroom line while cutting their own lines in the stalls. (Page Six)

The cast of "Gossip Girl," "Entourage" or "Sesame Street?"

WHICH star of a new TV hit has Hollywood scrambling to the pharmacy? He's spreading herpes around town like wildfire. (Page Six)

Any one of the twinkies from "Gossip Girl."

What foreign born actor who is a regular on a hit network drama and is filming a top popcorn flick right now uses a social networking site to hit on underage females? (Crazy Days and Nights)

Hmmm.... I'm "Lost." No, I'll guess any one of the twinkies from "GG." They are trouble!

Has anyone else noticed how this A list actor spends as much time apart from his C list girlfriend as possible. Sure they take photos together and they definitely do have a relationship, but it doesn't change the fact that he would rather spend time with his male significant other. (Not Jake G) (Crazy Days And Nights)

Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr?

This walk on actress wanted to be on another episode of a hit cable drama. She took her case to the male stars of the show and asked for their help. She got another episode, but only after she took on three of the stars simultaneously. To their credit, a few of the stars said no and didn't take part. (Crazy Days and Nights)

WTF!? Miss Piggy? She's a slut!

Posted by: Michael K


EatYourVeggies's picture

The first one is definitely the two main girls from GG.

The last one is probably some shitty actress with the guys from Entourage.

The second one could be Chace but he strikes me as a homo.

Yeah. The last one must be Brit Brit. My girl loves her some sex and that's not a crime. She's a single girl. As far as I know anyway.
*-Jenny-*

The foreign born actor is Naveen Andrews from Lost. He has a wandering eye, and he is with an old fart way past her expiration date. I'd troll the internet looking for younger women too.

The A-list/C-list is Matthew McConaghay and his model baby mama to be.

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I'm thinking that last one is Lindsay Lohan.
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dv8trix's picture

I like MK's answers here...it's International Johnny Depp Day, so I can't brain...at ALL!

Is Rescue Me coming back with new episodes? Every one on that show seems to be the kind who would promise a role in return for sexual favors. F/X is cable right?

The foreign born one has to be the guy from E/R

Madame Dufarge's picture

Really? Michael Bay is an A list director? The Island was hideous. And the ending? A bunch of people wearing all white standing on a fucking cliff, music swelling...it was supposed to be all emotional and dramatic. It was a fucking Nexium ad.
I never laughed so hard.

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Hugh Laurie is my idol, he better not be doing that shit.

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Submitted by Regina on June 9, 2008 - 10:16am.
Haven't you realised already that they make this shit up? That's why they can't reveal the names (not that they have any), because if they put any random celeb's name in it, they'd sue them!
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Actually, ENT from the Crazy Days and Nights site does mass reveals, where he does, in fact, name the real names of the blind items he has posted... his next is on July 4.

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Submitted by Regina on June 9, 2008 - 11:16am.

Not all blind items are made up. Actually, a lot of them turn out to be true and the celebrity is caught/arrested/told on by another celebrity doing exactly what they were doing in the item. For more blind item fun, go to:

http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html

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Kaya's picture

How can #1 be Entourage? That show doesn't have two hot guys! I dont think anyone considers Kevin Connolly or Matt Damon's brother or that chubby guy hot. And though I'd like to think New York would blow 3 guys for a walk-on role, why would 3 stars sink that low and let her? She's hideous.

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Yes, Hugh Laurie is filming Monster vs. Aliens at the moment, according to IMDB. But it is NOT him.

I couldn't bear that kind of fuckery.
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OMG, number 3 is Ed Westwick! He's from England, he's filming the sequel to Donnie Darko right now, he just finished filming a thriller with Famke Jansen "100 Feet" and he's a regular on Gossip Girl. NO!!!!! Why is he a perv? That just made him lose about 50 hot points with me - I need to change my avie stat.

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Spoiled's picture

Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez are openly dating and reportedly engaged.
I think Miss Molly is correct - Michael Bay and Megan Fox (Tranformers 2). David Silver will be crushed!

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It is all ***crickets and other amusing night sounds*** to me.

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Submitted by The Bitch on June 9, 2008 - 11:52am.

How about this blind item that MK didn't post:

"This A list director and his B list female star took up right where they left off from their last set romance. I'm sure her boyfriend will be thrilled."

What do you think?
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First guess is Rose McGowen and Robert Rodriguez.

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JuneStar's picture

leighton meister has a lead role on a network show, even if it is the CW. She has a Guest Starring role on Entourage. That is not the same as a walk on role. walk on roles are for unestablished actors(reality stars, etc)! trust me.

Regina's picture

Haven't you realised already that they make this shit up? That's why they can't reveal the names (not that they have any), because if they put any random celeb's name in it, they'd sue them!

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Yes, Hugh Laurie is filming Monster vs. Aliens at the moment, according to IMDB. But it is NOT him.

I couldn't bear that kind of fuckery.

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1. Gossip Girl Boys - too easy.

2. Chace Crawford (hopefully, Carrie Underwood was careful!!)

3. Ed Whatever from GG; Harold Perrinea(s?!) from Lost; Goron V. from ER (sorry - don't watch these shows, don't know how their names are spelled ...)

4. Matthew McConagay.

5. Leighton Meister (sp??).

6. There's also one about a b-actress cheating on her boyfriend to work w/a-director. guess: Megan Fox / Michael Bay.

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Submitted by Zippy Hips on June 9, 2008 - 10:11am.

oh good point .. i missed that part.

i was stuck by the fact that the actress had a train run on her.

loozer's picture

You know it is Monday when the first one I thought of for the last one was Rosie on Nip/Tuck.
lol
Entourage features a large male cast. I would guess that Mr. Piven wouldn't pass up such an opportunity.

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What about Mary-Kate Olsen? Wasn't she on cable show "Weeds"?

Zippy Hips's picture

Both New York and Phoebe Price have appeared only once. The only thing NY has appeared in multiple times were her various reality shows.

stake_spike's picture

I'm guessing Hugh Laurie as well but is he filming a movie at the moment? I'm too lazy to check IMDB.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 9, 2008 - 7:38am.
Submitted by M.E. on June 9, 2008 - 8:36am.

M.E......it can't be Britney.....HIMYM is on network TV...we just discussed that....you were too busy diddling yourself over Johnny....hehehehe
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But I think you guys are right.

Sorry, going back to stare at Johhny.

JuneStar's picture

i didn't even think of new york! (shivers)

Spoiled's picture

Yes, you're right, JuneStar. Then it probably is PP or New York! Did either of them get a second episode?

Raven's picture

This walk on actress wanted to be on another episode of a hit cable drama. She took her case to the male stars of the show and asked for their help. She got another episode, but only after she took on three of the stars simultaneously. To their credit, a few of the stars said no and didn't take part. (Crazy Days and Nights)

New York from I <3 NY ... she was on an episode of Nip Tuck :)

JuneStar's picture

if by "walk on" they mean guest star- then yeah it could be some has been...but walk ons usually are small under 5(lines)roles...reserved for nobodies(up and coming)actors.

Has anyone else noticed how this A list actor spends as much time apart from his C list girlfriend as possible. Sure they take photos together and they definitely do have a relationship, but it doesn't change the fact that he would rather spend time with his male significant other. (Not Jake G) (Crazy Days And Nights)

DUH! ZAC EFRON and his slut jailbait beard Vanessa Hudgens

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How about this blind item that MK didn't post:

"This A list director and his B list female star took up right where they left off from their last set romance. I'm sure her boyfriend will be thrilled."

What do you think?

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Sorry, but #3 (the foreign-born actor) could be Hugh Laurie? :( He's admittedly struggled with severe clinical depression and his wife remains in England while he's in the States filming "House". Hope not...
Goran Visnjic is another good guess, C. He and his wife stuck together even after he acknowledged paternity of a baby daughter from a fling, but he left 'ER'.

And the walk on actress still seems like Tatum O'Neil to me. You don't have to be a nobody. It could be because your career's been in the shitter...

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I stink at guessing on blind items, but I keep thinking #3 is Goran Visnjic from ER (that's assuming he's still on ER).

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JuneStar's picture

i dont know who she is but the walk on actress has to be some nobody who is still getting attention by the paps. because established actresses don't do walk ons. i'm thinking PP too..someone on entourage?? weeds?

Madam Pince's picture

I was thinking Julian McMahon for the third item, but "Nip/Tuck" is cable, not network.

I refuse to believe it's Hugh Laurie. Don't anybody even mention it.

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I'm wondering if the last one might be the chick who plays Blair on Gossip Girl. She was on Entourage the first season and recently filmed another epi. Don't know if you would consider that a 'walk on' tho. It IS a cable show..

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Submitted by M.E. on June 9, 2008 - 8:36am.

M.E......it can't be Britney.....HIMYM is on network TV...we just discussed that....you were too busy diddling yourself over Johnny....hehehehe

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M.E.'s picture

The last one is Shitters. I thought those assholes on HIMYM were smarter than that.

Guess Shitters has to fuck for everything she wants.

I can't believe guys are still willing to fuck that piece of shit.

Leatherette's picture

...mmmmyeah, don't give a shit.

The last one was def PP after her role as "Marie--Customer with Car." The wrap party got a little out of control. Oh, wait, X-Files wasn't cable either.

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It's not Shitney; they said 'actress'.
I bet it's Lindsay.

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Zippy Hips's picture

How can the last one be Britney? It says "hit cable drama" HIMYM does not qualify. Ugly Betty doesn't make the cut either, so Lindsay is out. Hmm....

Spoiled's picture

What are some of the "hit cable dramas" out there? Blind items will many times use celebs already in the news for something else.

Didn't Tatum O'Neil guest on "Rescue Me"?

Koru's picture

The last one can't be PP.. can it? Can it MK? She was on Nip/Tuck wasn't she? On the other site people are guessing her, but your precious would never.. would she???

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Yes, it is om CBS...so it can't be Britney..

"Entourage" is a good guess....I'll bet "Turtle" wasn't the one who passed.....lol

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 9, 2008 - 8:21am.
so Neil Patrick Harris was the one who passed?

Yes, it wasn't so much that he's gay--he was revolted by Britney.

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 4:20pm.
The last one is Britney.

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I would hardly call Unfitney an "actress". She's more of a "untalented hillbilly trash heap"

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Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
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Raven's picture

i thought britney too but it says cable drama ... wasn't that show on network TV?