Mischa Barton Is Not A Pretty Little Fairy

You know she's on her way to a music festival to trip balls. Can I hitch a ride please?

*-Jenny-*

She looks like a rummage sale.

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"I have a lot of racist jokes, my mouth says a lot of racist things, but my penis is a humanitarian." Dave Chapelle

I think we should all sharpee the soles of our shoes red and fuck with all these rich bitches

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The war isn't working.

I'm sick of Louboutons

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The war isn't working.

Britney, as a worst dressed, is fully aware that she has no taste and she just doesn't give a flying fug. Micha, in contrary, not only not aware of having no taste, she thinks she is stylish and trendsetting. That is so pathetic. She is the first worst dressed in Hollyweird.

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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.

dress makes her look prego

Why is she always dresses so fuggitty-fug?...Bleckh!

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Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.

By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.

Poor Mischa has really never been the same after her -- ummmm -- encounters with [NSFW or for anything] CISCO ADLER'S BALLZ.

Can you imagine what would have happened if these kids caught a look at her cottage cheese thighs? My god we are talking lawsuits for emotional distress etc etc etc!!!

I love you, MK, but this hag is like a watered-down Fishsticks...and that is fucking sad. Please let her fade away into oblivion the way the universe intends. There's only so much attention she can get for crying to the rags about her cottage cheese legs.

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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"

i like the stoner bitch.. she's safer than crack!!!

That dress is frightful. What is with the origami napkin folding bodice? Plus, it doesn't fit her. She looks like she is holding it up with her armpits.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

I hope this was for a reason, and not just I Am Crazy Day.

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

Was this for a children's charity? Crazy bitch probably scared the kids with her fug!

"What about the children!?!"
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful

Someone should have at least told her the sweaty shields go on the inside...

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I think she was dressed like this for sick kids. I dont really think she was trying to be stylin.

“A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival” at the Wadsworth Theater on Sunday in Los Angeles.
was sponsored by Disney and benefited the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation.

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June 9
HAPPY 45TH BIRTHDAY TO THE HOTTEST MAN ON THE PLANET. "JOHNNY DEPP"

Submitted by amle on June 9, 2008 - 12:33pm.

I think she was dressed like this for sick kids. I dont really think she was trying to be stylin.
The event was sponsored by Disney and benefited the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation.
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Thank you, I was really creeped out for a minute.

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>>Yeah you look so hippie-ish(sp) with your Christian Louboutins. I don't get this girl. Isnt her name Russian for "Michael"?

Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 12:05pm.
hahahahahaha. Loub--oops. The sad thing is her assistant has a BA (with Honors) in Philosophy from Dartmouth and is just trying to break into the Industry.

>>You've got to be fucking kidding me. Thats embarassing to toil 4 years in college to pick up trash under high school dropouts shoes. This is no way to start out in the business.

■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

Wow, she is giving off an Anna Nicole vibe here

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 9, 2008 - 12:14pm.
I googled Hero Awards and the only thing that comes up is this story about Mischa with poo on her shoe
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ROFLMAO Couldn't have happened to a nicer gal...

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Phoebe Price does the publicity-whore routine so much better.

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Submitted by Perezs Nemesis on June 9, 2008 - 12:18pm.
People who wear stilletos in the grass should be shot and pissed upon...or am I over-reacting?

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Shooting is a bit much, but they should definitely be pissed on.

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She is horrid. She can't dress for shit, and she is obnoxious.

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"I've got to fold - because these hands are just too shaky to hold; hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much to love"
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"

Why does she have a line of napkins velcroed to her chest? Then again, her dress looks like some sort of tablecloth, so I suppose it's fitting. Bizarre. I think she actually dresses worse than Britney, if that's possible.

What kind of sad f**kery is this? She has an assistant to pick stuff off her shoes????

When is the last time she worked, i.e. a real acting job?

This bitch is disgusting. She never looks good because she has no concept of what is appropriate for the occasion or for her body, and she has no idea how to carry herself. She's a classic example of someone who's held back by the way she presents herself. If she wants a job, maybe she should consult a fucking stylist and take a couple of classes at a finishing school.

People who wear stilletos in the grass should be shot and pissed upon...or am I over-reacting?

***starts popping Midol like Tic-Tacs****

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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.

I like her. I don't care what anybody says.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 9, 2008 - 12:01pm.

And who wears heels to a garden party anyway? Wedgies or flats when walking in grass.

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Maybe they hired her to aerate the lawn.

Gotta get weed money somehow.

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WHERE MY DOO RAG AT

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Is she...wearing...napkins?

Submitted by Sheeps
I am not much for shoes ((hangs head in shame because I am a female)) so I would never spend $1000 on a pair of cheap-assed looking,red painted heels. She probably got the knock off version at Payless.

But purses now...breathing heavily onto screen...I got me some purses. Think I will go pet some of them. But $500 is my limit on those!

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I googled Hero Awards and the only thing that comes up is this story about Mischa with poo on her shoe.

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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.

This bitch just needs to go on and give it up, and keep her fugly ass away from cameras, she is so ovah!!

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June 9
HAPPY 45TH BIRTHDAY TO THE HOTTEST MAN ON THE PLANET. "JOHNNY DEPP"

Mischa is my new favorite trainwreck. How soon before she picks up the pipe and shaves her head? I'm getting a little impatient. __________________________________________

It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

Submitted by oklahoma on June 9, 2008 - 8:01am.
Are those wings upside down??

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uha......yeah the fairy wings are totally upside down. just like her dress.

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 9, 2008 - 9:01am.
Sheeps is going to have a meltdown over another pair of Louboutins with the cheap paint coming off due to use...

hahahahahaha. Loub--oops. The sad thing is her assistant has a BA (with Honors) in Philosophy from Dartmouth and is just trying to break into the Industry.

will someone kill this fugly fuckin bitch already.

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

I would rather see Mischa's face on this site than Paris Hilton's face.

40 year olds really shouldn't dress like this.

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She looks as if she has no boobies w/ that top on.. its down sooo far!! faaaarrrrrrr!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Are those wings upside down??

LMAO @ Sybils comment.. ROTF. cellulite,cellulite, cellulite!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

her wings dont match her outfit

Sheeps is going to have a meltdown over another pair of Louboutins with the cheap paint coming off due to use...

And who wears heels to a garden party anyway? Wedgies or flats when walking in grass. Gees, what is tha assistant getting paid for anyway!

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Whats the Hero Awards??? She does look funny. Not a good look. i hope this has something to do with children.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

What is that going across her boobies? Is she lactating and needs something to absorb the mother's milk???

Those are some fantastic shoes. I need them.

Is there some reason she's wearing wings? Like, was this a costume party or something?

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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.

Guess she skipped the "how to stand up straight" lesson at Starlet 101 class!

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Someone clip her wings.