Mischa Barton Is Not A Pretty Little Fairy

Mischa Barton left the Hero Awards yesterday looking like Gay Al at a midsummer circuit party. Gay Al looks hotter in fairy wings. He wears his with pink sequined coochie cutters.

At first, I thought Mischa Barton stepped in dog caca and made her assistant-type pick it off with her bare hands. She would too. Luckily for her assistant, it was only a leaf. Still! That bitch couldn't have taken it off herself?

Here's more pictures of Mischa looking like she just disembarked off the short bus.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Mischa Barton

Submitted by The C word on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:52am.

Pfft....my 5 year old neighbour wore the same outfit to her birthday party last week.

(edit: minus the stripper heels of course).

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:52am.

No matter what she wears, she always looks so friggin' schlumpy.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:50am.

WTF
didn't the OC get canceled five years ago?
flush this toilet already!
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Submitted by day shift stripper on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 11:49am.

Fairy wings should only be worn on October 31st. And even then, they look stupid. Self-proclaimed "goth" chicks used to wear that shit at my school. Backpacks over fairy wings. WHY?

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