Monday, June 9th 2008

A Crack Baby Will Solve Everything

Mitch Wino must be spending his afternoons hittin' the pipe with his daughter, because the silver bear is saying some cracked out shit. He told The People (via Showbiz Spy) that having babies will help Wino quit drugs.

He said, "As for the drugs, she will get bored with them because the desire for children will take over. Amy knows that if she and Blake are going to have kids then she has to be in perfect health. I honestly think that in two years she will be fit, healthy and having babies - motherhood will be her drug."

Wino hasn't even had kids yet and she probably already has a file with Child Protective Services. I bet her drug dealers spike her crack with birth control pills because even they are afraid she's going to get knocked up.

Here's these two crackheads in London last night.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


kbug's picture

is that fake tanner or dirt?

D.R.'s picture

Wow, Amy looks almost normal in those pictures. In the top one, she looks like she's placing him under arrest.

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If this woman ever had a baby the poor thing would be made of cocaine.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 9, 2008 - 12:51pm.
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LMFAO!!!

Her dad is just as fucked up as she is. Denial much? Your daughter's going to be dead soon, moron.

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My nephew was a crack baby, he is very beautiful but his eyes are souless. He is a thief, heroin addict ( but will do crack with dad) and biggest accomplishment in life...he can pick up baggies of pot and know how much is there without a scale.

OT Poor Winehouse will probably be dead, o help from delusional dad :(.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 9, 2008 - 12:54pm.

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 9, 2008 - 5:49pm.

I'm sure Amy can arrange private one on one vists with Blaaaaaaaaaake if she wants too.

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I am awaiting the phone call asking me to be godmother.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 9, 2008 - 5:49pm.
I find it hard to believe someone could say something so silly. Isn't Blake in jail??? When is going to get out so he can impregnate this poor girl??? I am gonna take this with a grain of salt that her father actually said that. Thats so ridiculous.

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I'm sure Amy can arrange private one on one vists with Blaaaaaaaaaake if she wants too.

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Oh who are we kidding here, people, Amy's not going to have any babies...she'd have to wash her hands.

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Wino and babies shouldn't even be in the same sentence.....

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He's delusional.

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...and jesus wept.

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If he shoved his head any further into the sand, he could see China.

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I find it hard to believe someone could say something so silly. Isn't Blake in jail??? When is going to get out so he can impregnate this poor girl??? I am gonna take this with a grain of salt that her father actually said that. Thats so ridiculous.

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how can she have babies when Blaaaaaaaaake is in prison? eww crackhead conjugal visits ... lead to crackhead babies

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Didnt help Angelina. She is still a crack whore. Now just a crack whore w/ an addiction to kids.
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I'm guessing Mitch hasn't seen the footage of Amy and Pete messing with the baby rats...anyone who can look at that and even contemplate Amy with a baby needs immediate psychiatric evaluation.

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yes .. the answer to everything ... cure crack addiction .. have babies ...

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why do people think that having a baby is the solution to their problem

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O yes- he's absolutely right! Having babies has always been a cure for crack addiction. That's a cold hard fact, dontcha know.

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Is her face ever going to heal? She needs to put some cocoa butter on that crap.

How is she going to have a baby if Blake's going to be in the slammer for the next 10 years?

Mitch Winehouse is the Queen of de Nile.

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Of course it will.
Look at Britney, she's a perfect example.

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Wait, what? Babies turn dirty crack whores into healthy, happy mommies? I'm fucking speechless.