Hollywood's Newest It Couple
According to Now Magazine, "American socialite" Phoebe Price is dating Russell Brand. A witness saw the two on a romantic date in Los Angeles last week. The magazine goes on to say that "32-year-old" Phoebe has been trying to get with 32-year-old Russell since he's arrived in L.A.
American socialite?! That title belongs to low-rent hags like Parasite Hilton! PP is an international superstar sensation!
You know she made one of her friends put on a brown mop and say "Blimey! I'm Russell Brand!" a lot. Seriously though, PP is too good for Russell Brand! He'll only break her lil' chicken cutlet heart. Then she'll have to hold a press conference and announce that she's suing him if he doesn't take her back. Nothing good can come out of this union!
I figured Russell only likes fish. I would've never guessed that he likes chicken cutlets too.
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I finally figured out who this bitch reminds me of!
GOSSAMER!
Russell Brand?! Eww! *laughs hysterically* But I guess it would make some sick sort of sense. Just wait for the sex tape to released! *shudders*
Wow, so cutlets is dating Shaggy from Scooby Doo? I hate to even think about what is going on in the back of the Mystery Machine ....
This bitch is starting to infuriate me more than Tom Cruise... and that my friends, is a crime. I love hating that fucker.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 9, 2008 - 3:25pm.
She's 32 in dog years.
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HA! I came here to say that...now I've got nothin'. :(
She is begining to look like Angelyne with a bad dye job.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 9, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 4:48pm.
To be honest, I have a really hard time even believing she's only 36-37. Unless she's just aging horribly because of all the plastic surgery.
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Her my space page says she's 29 or something. I don't think PP would lie!
Hmmm. Strangely, I can see it. I wouldn't have guessed it. But I can see it.
Okay, I guess I am totally out of the loop, but who is this guy? I have never heard of him. Seems to me they might actually be a perfect pair as they both look and are seemingly nobody's!
Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 4:48pm.
To be honest, I have a really hard time even believing she's only 36-37. Unless she's just aging horribly because of all the plastic surgery.
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Plastic surgery at a young age can REALLY make you look old! Look at Jessica Simpson, she appears to be in her mid 30s due to all the fillers and botox. Megan Fox looks at LEAST 28. Even Angelina Jolie is looking far older than she is. To me, she appears 40 - and it's obvious she's been getting botox and "re-filling" her lips.
EDIT: I think PP is an old hag! At least 42! The other stuff was just a tangent.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Submitted by Clarisse on June 9, 2008 - 2:47pm.
*whew*
i have a thing for dark hair and the scruffy beard look ....
off topic: i'm going to kill the guy outside who has been weed eating the block for the last 3 hours .... you might read about me in the news .. post-menopausal woman kills landscaper in denver.
I don't know... but she looks like she hasn't seen her 30's since 1989.. maybe it is all the plastic surgery, but then, probably not.
She's 33 like Lezlo's sis is 14. i saw her in person and ho is torn up from the floor up. so much pancake foundation and a shit eating -i'm so cool grin on her face. it was tmth! haha.
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To be honest, I have a really hard time even believing she's only 36-37. Unless she's just aging horribly because of all the plastic surgery.
Phoebe is 32 like CoCo is 27! Russell Brand is so stoned all the time, he'd fuck a chicken if it were still breathing.
*looks around*
Raven,
I am a sucker for a British accent, so, no.
*runs out after you*
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Run! It's the clergy!
Gee, I thought that Criss Angel would be her next big hit.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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well if you believe the date in that prom pic she's about 36-37
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Sorry Stoney! I didn't see you already posted that link!
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
~~~just testing to see if my link is working~~~ my apologies
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
"Phoebe's Phantasy" is that she is 29.
Man-skank + Never-was = FEH!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
ok i know he's a man slut and all .. but am i the only one who thinks he's kinda hot?
*running away*
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 9, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Miss Priss on June 9, 2008 - 4:20pm.
You posted at 4:20. That's something! C: Much love from across the pond!! lol
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hahahah. Oh shit. I missed that.
Thanks! XOXO
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Excuse my manners
More:
http://www.dotspotter.com/news/377643_Vintage_Phoebe_Price
Bitch is 36.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
wait...now she's 32? wasn't she 29 when she won hot slut of the year (last year)??!!
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 9, 2008 - 1:34pm.
PP don't go there! I don't even know who he is, but he looks like a manslut.
You are going to get infected chicken cutlets.
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Ha! Perfect. Kind of reminds me of when Brandon Davis said Lindsay Lohan's Firecrotch "shits out freckles". Biology Major he may not be, but that's about right for PP as well. Some STDs actually can leave what look like freckles on your privates (so I've HEARD) so if he's such a manwhore maybe their PP's/PeePee's match. Cute couple.
Check this out......MK is obsessed.
http://dlisted.com/node/15584
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Clarisse, I was thinking the same thing as I was typing that. LCT... where art thou?
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Ok, someone posted a comment in the message boards on IMDB that this weirdo graduated from Walker High School in Jasper, Alabama in 1990, making her 36 now.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1526673/board/nest/106605822?d=107102675&p=1#...
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
mike,
Wow. That Kato Kaelin match-making is genius. Seeing as we never see Kato anymore suggests you've been thinking outside the box on Phoebe's behalf.
Russell Brand has stupid hair.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
PP don't go there! I don't even know who he is, but he looks like a manslut.
You are going to get infected chicken cutlets.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Well, Russell, if true, you just taught us that you really will fuck anything with a pulse.
Eww. Just Ew.
islandgirl,
Speaking of where is our Loves Carrot Top???
Loves Carrot Top...ello? ello???
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Run! It's the clergy!
They must've forgotten to add the "0" at the end of "32"
I can't see PP dating ANYONE. She's too into herself.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 9, 2008 - 4:30pm.
sssooooo... is fucking chicken cutlets considered beastiality or food fetish?
You're killing me here!! lmfao!!!!!!!!
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"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."
Russel Brand has a reputation for sleeping with ANYTHING with a vagina. He is such a famed whore, they apparently put a clause in his contract when he hosted Big Brother that he was not allowed to sleep with contestants or staff.
so I am totally not surprised he rode that chicken cutlet vag for the night.
Who HASN'T slept with that man-whore?
As far as PP goes, I agree with an earlier poster... those chicken cutlets look like they'd hurt.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I am askeered a her.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 9, 2008 - 4:30pm.
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hahahahahahahaha 2 for the price of 1!
The key words here are 'trying to get with'. Her fugface probably failed.
Would someone please investigate this woman's REAL AGE?! Who the fuck does she think she's foolin?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
sssooooo... is fucking chicken cutlets considered beastiality or food fetish?
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
Do her eyes double in size when she's happy?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Submitted by stake_spike on June 9, 2008 - 4:26pm.
I just realized PP has never really dated anyone or at least hasn't blabbed it (and you know she would if she was). That's really strange.
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Honey, she is really busy working on her career right now! PP doesn't have time for love.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
what a piece of crap
Submitted by stake_spike on June 9, 2008 - 4:26pm.
I just realized PP has never really dated anyone or at least hasn't blabbed it (and you know she would if she was). That's really strange.
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I think she's holding out for Carrot Top. Then they can make beautiful, cherub-cheeked little babies with large veins.
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Well...his eyes match her hair. At least they have one thing in common.