Hollywood's Newest It Couple
According to Now Magazine, "American socialite" Phoebe Price is dating Russell Brand. A witness saw the two on a romantic date in Los Angeles last week. The magazine goes on to say that "32-year-old" Phoebe has been trying to get with 32-year-old Russell since he's arrived in L.A.
American socialite?! That title belongs to low-rent hags like Parasite Hilton! PP is an international superstar sensation!
You know she made one of her friends put on a brown mop and say "Blimey! I'm Russell Brand!" a lot. Seriously though, PP is too good for Russell Brand! He'll only break her lil' chicken cutlet heart. Then she'll have to hold a press conference and announce that she's suing him if he doesn't take her back. Nothing good can come out of this union!
I figured Russell only likes fish. I would've never guessed that he likes chicken cutlets too.
Thanks Maya
ShareThis
Seriously, MK should interview her! Unless she's busy attending events such as the Hot Dog On a Stick opening party in Terra Houte, IN.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
I'd always imagined her with Kato Kaelin (assuming he likes chicks).
I cannot get over her face. It's just so unnatural. She looks like the Corpse Bride with cheek implants.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2375588096/tt0121164
I just realized PP has never really dated anyone or at least hasn't blabbed it (and you know she would if she was). That's really strange.
She's so fucking disgusting I just want to gouge her eyes out with a plastic spoon.
She's 32 in dog years.
Now that she can't even make a Chanel store opening, I guess she is going to try and fuck her way off the D-List
================================================
"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
================================================
Who the hell is Russell Brand?
She should be dating Robert Rodriguez or Quentin Tarrantino.
Ignore this posting. Don't post here. Maybe the owners of this site will get the message.
Submitted by Miss Priss on June 9, 2008 - 4:20pm.
You posted at 4:20. That's something! C: Much love from across the pond!! lol
♣♣♣♣♣♣♣
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
Nice eye liner job. And hers isn't bad either...
I wonder if "romantic date" also refers to picketing outside the Chanel office.
Does your face hurt? Because it's killing me.
(learned that one on a CANADIAN playground, I did!)
-
------------------------------------------------
Why it's important to smile in pictures:)
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
I bet her face feels like silly putty stretched over super balls
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."
I refuse to believe that PP is 32, thats how I am and I look 10 yrs younger.
just think .. when he's bored he can spend hours playing connect the dots ....
PP looks stranger and stranger every time I see her. MK: you should get an interview with her.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."
Chicken cutlets on aisle 4??!!.. Chicken cutlets, on aisle 4.
♣♣♣♣♣♣♣
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
I got nothin'
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
Excuse my manners