Monday, June 9th 2008

Sex On The Beach


The "10-year-old girl from 1986" in me screamed a little when I first saw this NKOTB video for their new single "Summertime." Okay, okay. I am a 10-year-old girl from 1986. What's your point?

My only complaint is that the the rest of them needed to follow Joey McIntyre's lead and get completely topless. And yes, this shit is total cheese, but it's their first video in 45 years or something. As you can tell from their dance skills, it's been a while.

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Posted by: Michael K


Well Ive NEVER been a huge NKOTB fan, but Ive always loved their songs. But MAN these guys, even "Monkey face" (as some one so kindly mentioned) looked so good, especially Donnie, I have a thing for the Wahlbergs (Yum). They all looked very good in this video...I think I have a huge crush on them NOW...Good job guys! And some one mentioned something about their dance moves, give me a break, they cant bust out the "teen" moves, they are grown ass men, so they have to be kinda kick back, yet sexy you know, and in my opinion they did it well! Again, very good video for their first in 14 years.

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I was never really a NKOTB fan (don't bother throwing things at me, I have my armor suit on, bitches!), but something is eating away at me. Donnie Wahlberg has actually built a somewhat real acting career for himself and been in some critically acclaimed projects. Granted, there's a lot of crap in there, too, but I shouldn't judge.

Here's the link to his IMDB page if you give a crap:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005531/

I just spent way too much of my time this precious earth on Donnie Wahlberg. No comments please.

When did Joey get topless? I never saw him topless. I saw Danny topless. Not bad at all! He's grown into his looks. Sigh. I can't wait to see them in concert. I LOVE YOU JOEY! XOXOXO

Pers's picture

which one is which again? why are they all so covered up at the beach with bikini ladies? they should just send out an evite to each other to say "it's on" - would save time. why does time have to be so cruel?

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Poison Candy Apple's picture

I'm mad at them. I don't like this song, and their performance was like a bad cunninglingus episode where you think it's gonna be hot and it's just a slopped up mess.
Me & mah girls ain't buying no tix to see these peepaws until they release some new shit that doesn't sound like 1994. Get some new shit boys, and stop Donnie from wearing his hats sideways & grabbing his crotch. We're in our 30's now... stop trying to be so... teeny bopper.

L♥VE,
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"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"

Poison Candy Apple's picture

I think what I hate about this video is the fact that they are in white suits doing some cheesy assed dance that looks like the Blink 182 video where they are making fun of boy bands. WTF?

Ugh. This was all just a bad idea, dudes. A bad... idea.

L♥VE,
PCA

"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"

God I love me some nkotb
I used to sit in my room and play their crap over and over and over..I was in love w/donnie. I'm so ashamed.
ot: I love that song "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry. My hubby said I'm just jealous because she kissed a girl but I like her voice..and the beat..for some reason they always play if after summertime on the radio..

LASux's picture

You guys act like 40 is old.
Just wait bitches.
I think they still have it.
I think they should do porn.

yo_mammy's picture

I can't lie...I'm happy they're back together. But ummm, whose idea was it for those mufukka's to bust poses like they were the Jackson Five in the "Can You Feel It?" video? I mean, I know it's been awhile but damn.

Veggiepants's picture

They wouldn't give Danny a means of transportation cos he's the ugly one.

Walk yer ugly ass, monkey-man, WALK!

Jordan Knight=botox. Yowser, can you say soft lighting? Ok so it's kinda in my head, yah maybe I'm humming it. Fine I'll say it, I missed you NKOTB!!!

poo's picture

It looks like a Gap commercial.

Srsly.

And I don't mean that as a compliment.

They all sing better when they have mic stands to help take the weight off their arthritic joints.

Lindalou's picture

Not bad looking for mature men. I thought they were a little younger. They're singing a boys song, not sure how well that will go over when it comes time to shell out grown up dollars.

frankYKL's picture

Okay what happened at 2:40...
he's grabing on to his...
Maybe he creamed him self...
Oh god... i'm bad...
ignor me... :P

phoenix62's picture

Blech.

They aren't 15. They aren't bad looking, don't get me wrong, but they aren't teens, and the teen act needs to go, sorry.

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LASHONCARTER's picture

ITS OK I MISS THE OLD NEW KISD I HAD ALL THEY SHIT CUPS DOLLS THE DAYS SHIT I WAS 6

THIS IS MY WROLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420

QueenCharisma's picture

The song isn't actually that bad - the video is what kills it. They're like 40 something and still doing dance moves from the late '80s. It's kind of embarrassing.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Damn, those boys are HOT!

Didn't like 'em in the 80's...but loved that video!

Zowie!

Sayonara's picture

Submitted by NovaNightly on June 9, 2008 - 6:26pm.
I thought Jordan was gay too...lol. In fact, i still do. ;P

I swear i never bought a NKOTB album in my life...but i did almost shoplift a fanmag from the local drug store...lol...I was 13 and those were the days!

*i should go hide now...
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Uh oh! I have a few of their cassettes, and cassette singles. Should I be hiding too?!

Baby take me to the water
(Summertime Summertime)

Pernicious's picture

Oh dear, I actually kinda like it. The video sucks though.

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Accidental Sexiness's picture

I love it! I ♥ Jon!!!

jgm22's picture

I still get goosebumps when i see jordan. god i want to tap that shit

jgm22

thlayly5's picture

It's not that they're old- it's that the act is old. If you age 20 years, the act needs to change along with you. It can still be cool and fun, but less boy bandy. There's something immature about boy bands. I don't know- they need to update their act instead of rehashing the glory days, but I am no record producer so I don't know what I'd do.

I would respect them more if they played instruments- a vocal band that just dances can't age as inconspicuously as a real band.

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NovaNightly's picture

I thought Jordan was gay too...lol. In fact, i still do. ;P

I swear i never bought a NKOTB album in my life...but i did almost shoplift a fanmag from the local drug store...lol...I was 13 and those were the days!

*i should go hide now...

NovaNightly's picture

Ok...i officially hate the jerkiness of the video. I know they are trying to look cutting edge(or something!), but honestly i think they are going to give people seizures just watching it. My eyes hurt!

Ok, but isn't Jordan gay? I feel sorry for him having to sing about girls and act like he is all about the girl trying to dance him up in the video. He kind of has a "You're not my flavor" sort of look on his face. Poor guy, what people have to do for money.

shandi's picture

The video wasn't too terribly bad, but the song is kind of plain. Nothing about the song is especially memorable.

Raven's picture

Submitted by NovaNightly on June 9, 2008 - 4:05pm

LOL .. i know .. actually i think i'm older than they are ... BAH!

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Submitted by Sayonara on June 9, 2008 - 11:00pm.

I am trying not to come off as an old fuddy duddy, but I believe that most of the music today is crap-a-nola. Every generation has terrible music, but it appears that there is more crappy music that comes along with the new generation.

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I agree, most of todays "music" is noise. It's horrible. Don't get me wrong, there are some really good singers out there, but 80% of is pure crap. Most of todays music will be forgotten in due time, a very small, very small number of singers will be remembered in 20, 40, 60 years from now.

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Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
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Sayonara's picture

Submitted by Raven on June 9, 2008 - 6:04pm.
speaking of wahlberg hotness ...

marky mark is going to be a 3 time daddy ....
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Wow she is having another one.

Summer Summer Summertime

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Submitted by M.E. on June 9, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Song sucks but I ♥ Donnie.

I'm a Wahlberg whore.
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Hell to the yes!

I'm 24, so about 16-17 years ago you KNOW my wall was plastered with NKOTB posters. I loved Donnie the most because at the time I thought he was SO fucking hot, & the epidamy of a 'bad-ass'!!

NovaNightly's picture

Okay...i call them "pepaws"...but they are only a few years older than me. ;P

I think they look hotter than they ever did...although im not excited about their music or anything.

Raven's picture

speaking of wahlberg hotness ...

marky mark is going to be a 3 time daddy ....

3 Times a Daddy

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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!

NovaNightly's picture

Submitted by devilgirl on June 9, 2008 - 2:01pm.

NICE!! I agree whole-heartedly!!!

Shut your pie holes...you damn youngins!!! ;)

Thanks, you may now drive thru.

Sayonara's picture

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 9, 2008 - 5:34pm.
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I am trying not to come off as an old fuddy duddy, but I believe that most of the music today is crap-a-nola. Every generation has terrible music, but it appears that there is more crappy music that comes along with the new generation.

Summer Summer Summertime

NovaNightly's picture

I hope those pepaws checked with their memaws before letting those little chickies hang all over them. I know its not 1989 when im wondering where Joey's wife is and what she thinks of this video...lol.

Ok, maybe I'm being a hater, but would it have killed them to have women in their video who are even CLOSE to their age? I'm so sick of seeing old farts with tons of gorgeous 18 year olds hanging all over them. I bet half of those girls had no clue who those guys are.

Here - Hold my baby while I check DListed

HairyPotheadfan's picture

We have officially time-warped back to 1989. That video made me want to run out and rent 'Cocktail' (or drink a few)

Mel-Tang's picture

kdracofan....YW! :)
I never heard that about Kim Bassinger!
Then again, Mr. Baldwin could have that effect on people!! LMAO

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Jadedkitten's picture

OH OK ewwwww so i have these assholes to thank for BSB's and *nsync

;p
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with

Cadet Cougar's picture

The Misfits jacket makes this video worth watching.

HAHAHAHHAHA

HollyMadison's picture

Aging SUX! Even lil Joey Mac's all pepawed out.

VaNcItY's picture

he he. I used to love them back in the day, so did all my friends. I'm 25 (my birthday was on June 2nd) So I would think that age group would be their target audience.

kdracofan's picture

Mel: thank you hun
I had no clue these poor people had that...isn't that what Kim Basinger has?------

Update: she suffers from that and agoraphobia

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Submitted by Jadedkitten on June 9, 2008 - 10:08pm.
ok i turned 19 on 04/30/08 can someone tell me who the fuck is nkotb and why are these old people trying to be the new backstreet boys one was more than enough

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NKOTB were BEFORE BSB. NKOTB started in the '80s

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Submitted by Sayonara on June 9, 2008 - 10:10pm.

Yes, but much better.

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Wicked. I sometimes wish I was born 70/80's. I mean...Barry Manilow, Elvis...

~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~

Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I

Mel-Tang's picture

kdracofan, here is a little bit about the social anxiety thing.
I didn't know it, but Jonathan AND Jordan Knight have it.

http://www.anxietysecrets.com/newkids.htm

Elvis had it, too.
Poor guy. I wonder if Paxil would have helped him.

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Poor Jon looks embarassed! I guess they all should be. I'm not saying that because they're old either (shit, I'm not far behind them). I loooved NKOTB at the time, but it's kind of ridiculous to be doing this at 40. Still, if someone gave me a free ticket to one of their shows...

Mel-Tang's picture

Submitted by devilgirl on June 9, 2008 - 4:01pm.

My point, I just hate to think that because people reach a certain age that they have to wear stretch pants, listen to soft rock, wear naturalizer shoes and start to read Prevention magazine

DAYUM! I'm 38 and I do all that shit. I didn't think it was because I was old, though.
I also wear depends on long car trips.
But I am speshul. :)

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RJII's picture

trying to be cool and down, but just a bunch pasties bumping and grinding badly.