Monday, June 9th 2008

Sex On The Beach


The "10-year-old girl from 1986" in me screamed a little when I first saw this NKOTB video for their new single "Summertime." Okay, okay. I am a 10-year-old girl from 1986. What's your point?

My only complaint is that the the rest of them needed to follow Joey McIntyre's lead and get completely topless. And yes, this shit is total cheese, but it's their first video in 45 years or something. As you can tell from their dance skills, it's been a while.

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Posted by: Michael K


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M.E.,
Thanks!

*hugs and drunk kisses*

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 9, 2008 - 2:01pm.

and I might add, all you pishers can kiss my wrinkly ass.

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Oh how I used to love them!!!!The weird thing is that I was a Jon fan back then and looking at how they've each ages differently, I think Donnie's looking the hottest these days! And who knew Donnie would go from setting fire to hotel rooms to being a great actor? WTF?

BTW, the song is decent, the video looks like a student project.

Submitted by devilgirl on June 9, 2008 - 5:01pm.
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That rant was most excellent! Have a nice day :)

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Submitted by Stacicaz on June 9, 2008 - 10:55pm.

can you tell they always wanted to make a "Duran Duran" video.
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LMAO, so true!

Now I feel "old" :)

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 9, 2008 - 5:01pm.
To those that constantly bash people for being "old" and "has beens" etc. Everyone ages folks- fact of life! For those of you too young to realize how fleeting beauty and youth is, I am here to tell you- 22 today, 42 tomorrow and you don't even know how you got there or that that much time has flown by in an instant... I still go to concerts (in fact Foo Fighters is a summer destination for me) I still go to night clubs and dance.
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Great post!

Summer Summer Summertime

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Mel-Tang on June 9, 2008 - 4:41pm.
"And I think that one guy with the social anxiety disorder fainted at the end"

Who!? crap! now I have to watch the video all over again

kdracofan's picture

Say something nice:

I can't believe I watched the whole video....and I am alive....they weren't terribly terrible...just terrible...

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 9, 2008 - 4:39pm.
NKOTB...they're like an '80s BSB/*NSync...right?
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Yes, but much better.

Summer Summer Summertime

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For Clarisse -

Sex on the Beach:
1 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Peach schnapps
Cranberry juice
Grapefruit juice

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Submitted by Jadedkitten on June 9, 2008 - 3:08pm.

LMAO

dayum i am old.

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ok i turned 19 on 04/30/08 can someone tell me who the fuck is nkotb and why are these old people trying to be the new backstreet boys one was more than enough

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MK,
If you title a post "Sex On The Beach", there had better be a fucking drink waiting for me next time. You've been told.

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 9, 2008 - 3:01pm.

*blink*

To those that constantly bash people for being "old" and "has beens" etc. Everyone ages folks- fact of life! For those of you too young to realize how fleeting beauty and youth is, I am here to tell you- 22 today, 42 tomorrow and you don't even know how you got there or that that much time has flown by in an instant. Also, just because people become a certain age, does not automatically mean they cannot be on stage, doing music (even if is does suck there are some who like it) pleasing the fans that they used to have? Look, I am 42 and it sucks. What sucks even more is that there are younger folks out there who constantly have to remind us that if you are over 35 your life is basically ready for an old folks home. Fortunately due to good genetics, I don't look 42 and I get by with doing things and dressing a lot younger. My point, I just hate to think that because people reach a certain age that they have to wear stretch pants, listen to soft rock, wear naturalizer shoes and start to read Prevention magazine. I still go to concerts (in fact Foo Fighters is a summer destination for me) I still go to night clubs and dance. I wear clothes that maybe some over 40 might not wear, but I will be damned if I am going to give up the things in life that I enjoy just because I am older. I can't help getting older and to those who are way younger than I, you will be in my shoes one day and then you will be saying the same thing. Sorry for the tirade, but I am having a bad day and I guess I am sensitive to the age issue today! Peace out!

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Jordan is hardly in the damn video! What a disappointment.

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It's all right MK; I'm a 16 year old boy from 1993!
And sometimes, I'm an 8 year old boy from 1989.
I'm not sure how that works but I do know the 8 year old is SO into My Prerogative by Bobby Brown.
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Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!

can you tell they always wanted to make a "Duran Duran" video.

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LMAO @ MK's "10 year old girl scream"

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Submitted by M.E. on June 9, 2008 - 2:45pm

oooooo m.e. ... i loves me some mark .... <3 ... hot hot hot boys

Where is Jorden ?????????

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wow that song was terrible. The one with the tattoos looks like some human/monkey experiment gone horribly wrong.

The others look ok if slightly embarrassed to be there (and rightly so).

Oh and Donny close your shirt, no one wants to see your pepaw chest.

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Two words:
Micky. Mouse.

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Song sucks but I ♥ Donnie.

I'm a Wahlberg whore.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 9, 2008 - 2:36pm.

LOLOL exactly ....

New Guys on the Block?
New Men on the Block?
Old Men on the Block?

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I just can't get past the fact that they are still called "New Kids on the Block."
They are having multiple mid life crises.
They are not kids.
When you have to shave your head to minimize the receeding hairline, you know you're old.
And I think that one guy with the social anxiety disorder fainted at the end.

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I don't think I'll be the same after that. 10 o'clock IS the cut-off time!
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There goes that pint of Chunky Monkey, cake and ribs that Yancy Butler made me eat.

*wipes mouth*

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NKOTB...they're like an '80s BSB/*NSync...right?

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Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I

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I've gotta support early 90s revivals...this shit is fine. I won't drop any cash on it, but hopefully some foolios will.

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i was never a NKOTB fan .. but my friend is ... she shrieked like a 10 year old girl when she found out they were reuniting ... hahahah .... they are going to have fans the average age of 35 - 45 .....

any younger than that ... borders on .. well you know

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Well! THAT was vomit-inducing.

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