Naomi Campbell Is Ready For Baby, But Baby Is Not Ready For Her
Supermodel and superbitch Naomi Campbell said that she's ready to have a baby after having some sort of operation. Naomi wouldn't say what the operation was or what was it for. She recently had a cyst removed in Brazil, but I don't know if it has anything to do with that.
She probably had an ovary transplant. Her original ones jumped ship because they didn't want any part of that fuckery.
Naomi said, “Now I can have a child I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready. I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises. You have to give your full self."
And you thought MiserAlba was a grouchy pregnant lady? Imagine Naomi Campbell! I pity the man that chooses to have a baby with her crazy ass! Any man that is willing to deal with a knocked up Naomi is an idiot with a death wish.
If she does have a kid, we'll have to put our pennies together and send baby a little bullet proof vest and a helmet as a "welcome to the world and good luck" gift!
God help the poor little baby who is born to this crazy self absorbed looney tune.
God help the child that has this crazy twit for mother.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I remember back in 2000 I had to collect her prescription from her Harley Street Doctor and then onto the Chemist for the drugs. I wish I made a xerox of the prescription, I could of made a fortune selling that information to the press.
She only wants a baby so she can have it's hair transplanted on to her edges so she can have authentic "baby hair".... I got your figured out Naomi....
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I do not want to see this pyscho bitch jacked up on progesterone.
She has a chemical imbalance by nature and worsened by her drugs and drinking over the years.
Just what Naomi needs...
something else to throw at her assistants!
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"She probably had an ovary transplant. Her original ones jumped ship because they didn't want any part of that fuckery."
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that was awesome!
Does she really want child abuse on her arrest record? She's just begging for it if she's trying to get knocked up.
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WTF isn't she from LONDON? I know they got toilets [or bidets] there
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Submitted by Aphid on June 9, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Hi Frito! I'm about to go make a brown baby right now. Shall I email you a picture? ;o)
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Aye, no. No baby looks good when it first comes out!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Hi Frito! I'm about to go make a brown baby right now. Shall I email you a picture? ;o)
Good night, Tigey!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 9, 2008 - 8:57pm.
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And let the poo talk begin! Ok, I have to go tend to the tiger cub (damned demanding midget cat!!) You sluts have a good night, and talk POO! (you know you want to)....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 9, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Off Topic: You know that song "Mama Mia" by ABBA? I always want to replace the Mama Mia part with Diarrhea...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, that's some funny shit...get it? Shit? I'm opening the door to poo jokes here...We know how us DListers like our poo talk...DON'T DISAPPOINT...I want a full poo baby report of EVERY relevant DLister in the a.m. or else...And yes, that means YOU DDD and ESE...POO BABY REPORT!
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Dude, I need to try to write the rest of that shit (har har another poo joke) that could be the next Pepto commercial.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 9, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Off Topic: You know that song "Mama Mia" by ABBA? I always want to replace the Mama Mia part with Diarrhea...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, that's some funny shit...get it? Shit? I'm opening the door to poo jokes here...We know how us DListers like our poo talk...DON'T DISAPPOINT...I want a full poo baby report of EVERY relevant DLister in the a.m. or else...And yes, that means YOU DDD and ESE...POO BABY REPORT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 7:31pm.
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Well, I don't think you should eat evil spawn or anything of the sort, Tigerlils, you'll get explosive diarrhea.
Off Topic: You know that song "Mama Mia" by ABBA? I always want to replace the Mama Mia part with Diarrhea...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 9, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 6:29pm.
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I think a church sanctioned abortion would be in order.
Seriously though, off topic but if some poor chick found out that she was preggo with the antichrist all she'd have to do is schedule an appointment at the nearest women's clinic. Basically the church should change it's policy to "Abortion is evil;unless you're carrying the antichrist and then you'll need to have us write you a note"
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I agree! I mean, I'm a Catholic tiger (ok, well, I'm a Catolic Tiger, but we believe in flesh and blood, and oh yeah wine, and catnip (save the crackers)....same thing really)...So as a devout Catolic, I say the "evil" among you humans finds its way into my food bowl...Deal? Yeah, I like my evil medium-rare, with the Evil-abortus sushi style...What? Those lil' anti- Christ fuckers are most tender and delicious that way....What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Naomi has a personalaty disorder and she wants to treat it by pushing out a kid????
Just what the Psycho bitch needs.
She should be neutered by the Gov't.
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well I can't lie, if someone cut out my clit I'd be an angry agressive phone throwin' helluva BITCH too!!!
the world owes her a clit!!
PS I don't think Naomi was circumcised though...
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That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
That surgery she had........... wasn't she circumcised as a kid?? Yeah.... FEMALE circumcision. Blahhhh... with a rusty razor by the local witch doctor. I swear it was her that I read that story about female circumcision. And when she got on the plane to America she didn't know how to use a toilet. That's probably why she's such a BITCH now. She thinks the world owes her something ;P
when you are damn near forty and need to have a baby to grow the fuck up that is a damn shame.
and that's for real some ghetto thought process right there. Raising a child to adulthood is a serious responsibility, and it shouldn't be undertaken by people who don't even know how to raise themselves to adulthood!
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That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
Hell a baby might just be what the doctor odered for Niamoi. She love and responsibility of a child may change her.
Maybe she realizes she can't walk the catwalk forever. She is damn near 40.
I don't think she is as crazy as we think.
Personally, I think she is straight ghetto. How many people you know just haul off and hit somebody because they want too and who thinks they should be recognized on gp.
Niamoi needs to grow up and a baby may be good for her.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 6:29pm.
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I think a church sanctioned abortion would be in order.
Seriously though, off topic but if some poor chick found out that she was preggo with the antichrist all she'd have to do is schedule an appointment at the nearest women's clinic. Basically the church should change it's policy to "Abortion is evil;unless you're carrying the antichrist and then you'll need to have us write you a note"
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 9, 2008 - 7:17pm.
But yeah you're right about the knives, dude. We need to like have somebody go get those.
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I know, Ebay! We can find the knives on Ebay! Let's do a search now "Devil Child Killing Knives"? No, no, no...How about "Nazarene sanctioned killing knives?" Meh, can we Catholicize the word 'killing'...cleansing? That could work...
O/T...This child will be a monster of Biblical proportions and must not be born....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She's going to crack that baby in the head and eat it for brunch before it can crawl away from her batshit ass.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 6:13pm.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 5:25pm.
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Yar, Naomi be the devil's bride.
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Word to ya mutha...
What the hell did that shit mean anyway? Just askin????
Anywho, if this bitch can spawn, we all need to watch and take notes from "The Omen" movies, cuz that kid will be pure EEEEEEVIL....Get those special knives and stab this child on a Catholic alter or it's all over...What? I saw it in a movie. That's how it's done....
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Speaking of devil child movies, that creepy little tune from the beginning of Rosemary's baby just popped into my head.
What happened to his eyes? He's got his father's eyes! Satan is his father!
But yeah you're right about the knives, dude. We need to like have somebody go get those.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 9, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 5:25pm.
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Yar, Naomi be the devil's bride.
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Word to ya mutha...
What the hell did that shit mean anyway? Just askin????
Anywho, if this bitch can spawn, we all need to watch and take notes from "The Omen" movies, cuz that kid will be pure EEEEEEVIL....Get those special knives and stab this child on a Catholic alter or it's all over...What? I saw it in a movie. That's how it's done....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Great - a mother with borderline personality disorder.
"I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down."
Lock her up with a screaming newborn and we'll see how calm she is.
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Her hairline, or lack thereof-- is atrocious!!
She is way too self-absorbed to be a good parent. There are a lot of women who should never be parents, they are usually found in the headlines or police blogs and she is one of them. Naomi is approaching her late thirties and does not behave with any class, kindness or warmth and she is insanely abusive to friends and colleagues. Even with all her wealth, I would pity her child.
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 5:25pm.
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Yar, Naomi be the devil's bride.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 9, 2008 - 7:46pm.
No, that is French for bitch.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 9, 2008 - 3:21pm.
The baby's first toy will be a cell phone to throw at the nannies.
Mrs. K, "Chienne", is that French for Hohan?
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No, that is French for bitch.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
She will have a lil dictator.
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The war isn't working.
GOD NO someone stop these OB's from creating these frankenbabies for these nightmares that nature never intends to allow to spawn!! There is a reason that nature will not allow them to conceive naturally.
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The war isn't working.
Oh, hells yeah! The next generation of Super Cunts! You work it Naomi! I want this baby smacking a bitch down with a Blackberry from the womb. I believe Naomi's spawn can do this,and I expect to see it. I expect a tiny Blackberry to shoot out of Naomi's belly button when a lowly, despicable servant has displeased the Anti-Christ...er, I mean, lil' Naomi jr...and take out an eye or sumpin'...What? It's totally justified...Bitch was trying to steal her tiny baby Petite Tresor jeans...Fuck that!
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Maybe she was having her tubes un-tied?
That's me making the HUGE assumption that she's biologically female, but eh. I don't see what she could have possibly done other than that to enable childbirth...unless she had implants removed? *shrug*
Too weird to live; too rare to die.
Can you call Child Protective Services on child abuse that hasn't happened yet, for a kid that's not born yet? Kinda like that Tom Cruise movie "Minority Report"
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I'll bet Hugo Chavez will step up to be the baby daddy. He and Naomi were very taken with each other after all. Can you imagine? The baby would be half mad bitch and half mad foreign dictator!
Funny that she'd be willing to have a child without a father, considering that she admits her rage problems come from her own father's abandonment.
I totally believe she could have one without an actual father or sperm donor, though. Female parthenogenesis or whatever its called. She'd spout an exact replica of herself through spontaneous self fertilization so she could have a twin to blame all her outbursts on, even take one for the team and go to jail for her should she take a machete to some poor maid.
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Isn't there some protocol demons have to follow when spawning?
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
children are NOT calming....trust!
what she needs to do is adopt Latarian and his little slap happy friend LOL I bet she would lay the smackdown on them and put some fear into them lickety split, they will be looking like that jogger in the last caption of the day!
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yeah, I said it! what?
looks like she's about to lose that weave/wig...slip sliding away...
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She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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Note to Naomi!!
There is NO calming down when you have babies....EVER! The stress escalates!
GAWD!!! These stupid models/actresses/singers having babies..."i know im ready.." blah blah...
You dont even have a CLUE!
Has Naomi forgotten that you need a man to create a baby? I assume she has enough pride to actually not get a sperm donour. Plus every child needs a a father!
That poor baby is gonna end up as confused as Jessica Alba's. Poor children