Lucky Max
Xtina is in love with her enormous, veiny E-cup chichis and thinks breastfeeding has a lot to do with their current condition. A source told Star Magazine (via Pop Crunch) that she wants to breastfeed baby Max until he turns 2. Why put Max through the horror of having to stick his face in those things? She should just pop another implant in and call it a day.
A source said, “Christina knows lots of women breastfeed until their kids are two years old-she even heard that Demi Moore did it.” Seriously, I think Rumer is still breastfeeding.
I'm sure Max just loves the taste of vodka-silicone-leche. Speaking of vodka, a source claims Xtina's vodka-filled partying is fucking up her marriage to Bat Boy. The source said, “Jordan’s sick to death of her partying. It’s causing a huge strain on their marriage. He’s at his wits’ end and he doesn’t know what to do.”
Hmmm....he should hide all her red lipsticks. There's no that way bitch would ever leave the house without at least 10 layers of red paint on her lips.
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Submitted by Aphid on June 10, 2008 - 3:00am.
Dreamy, I saw that blind item today, ESCANDALO! I hope it's not true. I kinda like Christina.
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Me too. They've only been married a few years and yeah, having a baby changes things in the marriage. It's only natural. None fo the break up rumors have been true thus far, hopefully it's not true this time.
Since '02 when she went dirrty, she's been accused of being a slut & sleeping around *yawns* that line is old & tiresome now.
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
I don't think you can breastfeed with bolt-ons, can you? Plus, unless she expressed like 2 liters before she went out, who's feeding the hungry baby bat when they're at Prive?
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Seeing how Rumer turned out should be reason enough not to breastfeed. Or reproduce.
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She reminds me of this woman who worked at a grocery store I used to shop in. She put on makeup with a trowel to try and disguise the fact that she shaved. It didn't work.
Not saying that this is the case here, just sayin'.
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@ pomegranate - It would be a great shame if Xtina followed Unfitney's path of craziness. I don't see it happening, but you just never know anymore.
@ Lucy Goosey - Christina thought she WAS ready. She and Jordan made a joint decision for her to stop taking the pill. Maybe she was wrong, maybe she truly has got PPD or maybe motherhood wasn't what she thought it would be. Christina clearly isn't happy. A sadness lingers over her. As to why did she get married - simple, she loves Jordan. She trusts him 100%. She repeatedly refers to him as her "rock, best friend, soulmate".
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
First one weened at 18 months, second one 9.5 months........third one 2 years 6 months.........sorry.........she would not take a bottle if her life depended on it, and she was my last, so whatever!
Breastfeeding is awesome, but not boozing and feeding.......hope she is pumping and dumping after her big nights out!!!!
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Dreamy, I saw that blind item today, ESCANDALO! I hope it's not true. I kinda like Christina.
Angry Boobs.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
I'm tired of hating on young mothers. I was young when I had my one and only and I made a few stupid mistakes but I was totally attached at the hip to my child and visa versa. A strong bond like that cannot be 'manufactured' and once that critical bonding time is gone your work is going to be ten times harder in order to form that bond. Money can't buy you time.
Cherish your children and embrace even the bratty times and learn to have patience. Time will go so fucking fast your head will spin and you'll be bawling over old pictures and old home vids and thinking how you could have done everything differently but be forgiving to yourself because if you can't move forward and accept and forgive your own mistakes you just trickle down your mistakes to your offspring.
I thought breastfeeding meant you had to be in the vicinity of the child every now and again, like every four hours? It was for me.
If Christina was not ready for motherhood, then why did she jump on this celebrity trend? More importantly, why did she get married in the first place? If a person wants to live in the "party circuit" then for pete's sake, stay single. Don't drag others into your own personal cesspool of booze and clubs.
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Hope baby Max inherits his mother's lush biker 'stache when he grows up.
Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 8:23pm.
What is up with these celebrities getting Postpartum Craziness?
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They are lazy, self-indulgent and ridiculous. They suck ass. They are spoiled and worthless and have children as accessories.
Does that clear it up a bit??
Fucking cunt bags.
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"I've said before that she doesn't seem happy. It's in her eyes. I hope she seeks help wityh whatever the problem is, before it's too late."
Yes, I remember reading you saying something like that, DAE. I too hope she gets through it. It would be nice to see a celebrity marriage/family work and stay together every once in a while. And she's never bothered me, I've always had a lot of respect for her talent and work ethic.
What is up with these celebrities getting Postpartum Craziness?
Submitted by angel_i on June 10, 2008 - 2:12am.
I wouldn't call Christina a clown. A tranny clown maybe, but not a "clown". ;0)
Christina has never been afraid of being "out there" wether is be chaps, 100lb of make up all the time, etc.. She likes to play around with her image, I just think she got stuck in this image & for whatever reason hasn't snapped outta it yet. She's always going to be ridiculous, it's who she is. It's her image, her style, her. I love her for it!
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Submitted by devilgirl on June 9, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Thanx Dustbunny, I could've done without that. Now I am heading to the liquor cabinet for a nice bottle of win e so I can drink the whole image away! Can't believe people actually do that shit and think it's right! Dustbunny, you are cruel! : )
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sorry. Isn't a disservice that woman is doing to her children? guess they don't have sleepovers.
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PS. for partially for Dreamy...
I LOVE Christina, I actually think she is one of the truest artists out there.
But she IS a clown, you can't really deny it. In my world, clowns are spiritual saviours but their powers can only exist in how ridiculous they are. Christina's the best kinda clown because she takes that side of herself so seriously. Can you imagine if she's still wearing that much makeup when she's forty?!?!
That is all. I think. I still have time tho...
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 9, 2008 - 7:51pm.
Painted clown idiot.
Que ridicula.
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I was scrolling down to look for all the posts that magically turn me into an ultra-new-age-left-wing-hippy-type when I stumbled on this. (LOL!)
'Nuff said.
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I found this on IMO & thought i'd share. IMO seems to think it's talking about Xtina/Bat Boy's marriage.
Post Partum Flirtation
Had a baby not too long ago, supposedly a happy family. But there’s been a little blip. And it’s not just the late nights. Seems she’s been a little bored with domesticity and has had a naughty flirtation. Saucy text messages and heated exchanges, some suggestive touching and closed door petting were spicing up her life but the subject of her giddy infatuation was not the father of her child. They didn’t seal the deal but it came very, very close.
Even worse, he was a friend and a business associate of her significant other who found out about the illicit activity and shut it down quickly, sending angry missives back to the betrayer to “stay the f&ck away” from her. As a result, the dude is out of a job. And, finding himself unemployed, he has saved the email evidence and is threatening to go public, sell them off to one of the rags. Word is they are in the process of paying him off.
She meanwhile is repentant and has redevoted herself to her relationship after groveling successfully for forgiveness.
Crisis temporarily averted…but for how long?
http://www.laineygossip.com/Post_Partum_Flirtation.aspx
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
I still can't believe didn't have some sort of birth defect as a result of his mother's cosmetics leaching into her bloodstream during pregnancy.
Submitted by pomegranate on June 10, 2008 - 1:54am.
Sadly I've yet to be knocked up, so I don't know the ins & outs of breast feeding, etc...i am confident that Christina has enough brain cells to make sure that her partying does not affect Max in anyway. In the US Weekly interview she talked about using bottles. So perhaps, she bottle feeds him before/after a night to partying to protect him.
Christina as already said a few times, that she wants more children. However she wants to wait til around her next tour before she gets knocked up again. I've said before that she doesn't seem happy. It's in her eyes. I hope she seeks help wityh whatever the problem is, before it's too late.
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
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I can't understand why any woman would want to leave the house looking like a $5 whore unless she really was a $5 whore and needed to bring in business. There is nothing sexy about that clown make-up and bimbo blonde hair.
DAE, she would have to pump *after* a night of fun. If she is boozing it up on occassion, then she should most definitely not feed him the breast after doing so. I'm not sure how long it takes to go from lips to breast, but she'd surely have to skip a feeding at some point. An occassional drink now and then would be fine (I had a drink occassionally while breastfeeding, with no ill effects), but if she's drinking hard liquer, then she should definitely skip the after-party meal for Max.
I've always liked her, but she's definitely going overboard with the look. The vibe I get from her is sadness at giving birth. I think she loved the pregnancy attention, and it's been a let-down for her since giving birth. I expect for her to get knocked up again.
Painted clown idiot.
Que ridicula.
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Thanx Dustbunny, I could've done without that. Now I am heading to the liquor cabinet for a nice bottle of win e so I can drink the whole image away! Can't believe people actually do that shit and think it's right! Dustbunny, you are cruel! : )
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 9, 2008 - 7:11pm.
She should rethink following Demi Moore's lead. Her kids turned out 100 shades of fugly.
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100 shades of fugly? Oh God, that just made my day.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
whoops, sorry for the double post!
Submitted by devilgirl on June 9, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Heck, why atop at 2, why not 4 or 8. Hey, why bother to even stop? Whats wrong with life long breast feeding? Jesus!
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Come, come...age 2 is almost universally accepted as the "cut-off" age for breastfeeding. The child is still too young to remember it and even the WHO and AAP recommends two years as being best. It's hard for us in our culture for a variety of reasons (including busy, non-family oriented lifestyle, vanity and availability of good formulas and clean milk), but it is still done in many countries across the world. My grandmothers breastfed all of their kids til age 2--it was also a method of birth control for them with the amenorrhea that often accompanies it (each of their kids is spaced 2.5-3 years apart), otherwise I can imagine they would have been giving birth every 10.5 months.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 9, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Heck, why atop at 2, why not 4 or 8. Hey, why bother to even stop? Whats wrong with life long breast feeding? Jesus!
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Come, come...age 2 is almost universally accepted as the "cut-off" age for breastfeeding. The child is still too young to remember it and even the WHO and AAP recommends two years as being best. It's hard for us in our culture for a variety of reasons (including busy, non-family oriented lifestyle, vanity and availability of good formulas and clean milk), but it is still done in many countries across the world. My grandmothers breastfed all of their kids til age 2--it was also a method of birth control for them with the amenorrhea that often accompanies it (each of their kids is spaced 2.5-3 years apart), otherwise I can imagine they would have been giving birth every 10.5 months.
Let her dream. Long about 9 months when she nearly loses a nipple in an unfortunate teething incident, she'll change her mind. Trust me.
Signed,
One Nipple Ninny.
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mom that feeds him booze laced milk!
....yum, boozy silicone milk! wait, isn't that what's in Similac?
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yeah, I said it! what?
Ugh, waaaay too much makeup, as always, and the titties are hideous.
She should rethink following Demi Moore's lead. Her kids turned out 100 shades of fugly.
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Submitted by Ms Mia on June 9, 2008 - 8:00pm.
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Agreed. Although I am kind of offended at the insinuation that big boobs on a little person looks "whorish" - I'm 5'2 1/2" with D's and there's nothing whorish about me. Well, my whorishness doesn't come from my boobs ;)
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I just weaned my 2 year old. Snack bar closed down for good this time.
Submitted by Kahne on June 10, 2008 - 1:03am.
ummmmm
Breastfeeding + alcohol is a bad mix. She cannot still be breastfeeding if shes out geting fucked up on frosty beverages, or at least, I would hope not.
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*looks around wildly, makes sure coast is clear* I'm sure she pumps before she heads out for a night of fun. I mean the woman ain't THAT stupid. *runs*
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Breast feeding + drinking alcohol = not good for baby
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Breastfeeding + alcohol is a bad mix. She cannot still be breastfeeding if shes out geting fucked up on frosty beverages, or at least, I would hope not. Thats worse than things that some other pop tart mom has done, and been hanged for........
God, I hope she is not that stupid.
That poor little baby with the scary moon in his room, AND a mom that feeds him booze laced milk!
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I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
this little ho bag has been lookin quite fuckable since shittin out a pup I must say
Let me preface this by saying that I love Christina-- she has enormous talent, and she is all over my IPOD. But, having said this--how can any woman think that having enormous cantaloupes attached to their chest is attractive? It looks so painful and hideous. Breast enhancement can be made to look natural, and womanly and clearly she has the money to seek out a talented MD, but she looks like a whore with these oversized painful looking hard things!! I also wish that she would dress younger and with less make-up, because she is pretty. Hopefully they are saline and not silicone, for her beloved son's sake!!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 10, 2008 - 12:50am.
Not all the time. It's hard work being a Xtinaloon 24/7, I mean the effort. I'm just to lazy. Plus 1)She can be a dumbass 2)She does sometimes say the dumbest things 3) I know bitch ain't perfect & i'm not going to waste time pretending otherwise.
I have a vainy chest too, if I had Xtina's bod, I probably would wear low cut tops too (but not as often) Xtina has a fear of proper clothes. I'm sure of it.
I wish she'd get rid of the implants (or have them reduced) she suits small breasts better.
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
This broad is a nut.
My sister-in-law breast feed her son until he was 2. The shit was wierd. Her son would walk up to her and pull up her shirt and grab at her chichi.
I would just leave them room because it was sick.
She needs to stay at home and raise that baby.
Every time you turn around she is at a club kickin it. Does she want the chichi for the club scene or breastfeeding the baby.
Regardless the shit is not news worthy.
and that's quite a cavernous valley between the two silicon/saline/wutever implants. though i should talk. (i'm *almost* a B.) LOL
Her boobs look fine to me... all four of them... wait...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
ok DAE. I thought you were a looney for Aguilera?
I don't really hate nor like her. I will say, I have a veiny chest, but I wouldn't do anything to make them stand out any more than they already do.
I once asked someone if I should have them sclero-ized. They looked at me in horror and said, "Sure, if you wanna die." Apparently, the green ones are good, its the purple ones that are bad and need to go.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 9, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Heck, why atop at 2, why not 4 or 8. Hey, why bother to even stop? Whats wrong with life long breast feeding? Jesus!
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I don't like that particular shade of red. I don't like any orangey-reds. I like the BLUE REDS. It's been a long time since I've seen a really good blue-red. MAC maybe.