Lucky Max
Xtina is in love with her enormous, veiny E-cup chichis and thinks breastfeeding has a lot to do with their current condition. A source told Star Magazine (via Pop Crunch) that she wants to breastfeed baby Max until he turns 2. Why put Max through the horror of having to stick his face in those things? She should just pop another implant in and call it a day.
A source said, “Christina knows lots of women breastfeed until their kids are two years old-she even heard that Demi Moore did it.” Seriously, I think Rumer is still breastfeeding.
I'm sure Max just loves the taste of vodka-silicone-leche. Speaking of vodka, a source claims Xtina's vodka-filled partying is fucking up her marriage to Bat Boy. The source said, “Jordan’s sick to death of her partying. It’s causing a huge strain on their marriage. He’s at his wits’ end and he doesn’t know what to do.”
Hmmm....he should hide all her red lipsticks. There's no that way bitch would ever leave the house without at least 10 layers of red paint on her lips.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 10, 2008 - 12:45am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 9, 2008 -
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Yeah, he's already posted about that (yesterday I think)
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thanks, DAE. I miss everything. dayum. ((((crawling back to rock I came out from under)))))
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Np :0)
*drags DiamondDawg back out from under rock by hair* stay, play - xtina is a dumbass with us!
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
God,her breast is soooo Ugly!!!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 9, 2008 -
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Yeah, he's already posted about that (yesterday I think)
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thanks, DAE. I miss everything. dayum. ((((crawling back to rock I came out from under)))))
Heck, why atop at 2, why not 4 or 8. Hey, why bother to even stop? Whats wrong with life long breast feeding? Jesus!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 10, 2008 - 12:42am.
OFF-TOPIC: Did MK already cover this?? Amy Whinehouse on racist rant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u70Gl4RvG2k&feature=related
Its from News of the World so take it for what its worth.
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Yeah, he's already posted about that (yesterday I think)
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Hmmm....he should hide all her red lipsticks. There's no that way bitch would ever leave the house without at least 10 layers of red paint on her lips.
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LOL! So true. Something is off with this chick, somebody better be keeping a close eye on her.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Good to know that Jordan's worried.
Breastfeeding to age two. Xtina, darling. Just because some other celeb bimbo does it DOES NOT mean you have to copy. *sigh*
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
XTINA, if you need someone to breastfeed, just give me a call. I'm even willing to work nights and weekends.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
hey. i was frist.
(sorry to be a douche)
OFF-TOPIC: Did MK already cover this?? Amy Whinehouse on racist rant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u70Gl4RvG2k&feature=related
Its from News of the World so take it for what its worth.