Monday, June 9th 2008
Puff Daddy Again
In case you give a possum's chode, Diddy wants to be called Puff Daddy again. On one of O'Neal McKnight's tracks, Diddy raps, "They call me Puff Daddy...he's back. Yeah, you heard me right—I said Puff Daddy. I'm about to back on that Puff Daddy shit." He's seriously getting too old for that shit.
He also wrote on one of his MySpace blogs, "This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy." He's since changed it.
How about we just call him Puffy McCunt? It's classic and has a nice ring to it.
Source: E! News
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God please make this ego maniac no talent attention whore GO THE FUCK AWAY!
How about Puffy Gums. seriously this BOY looks like he has periodontal disease. Nasty fuck.
Now THAT has a ring to it!! lol! Or just plain old "gums"...or "gum slinger"..
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 9, 2008 - 8:54pm.
Should just call him Gummy Daddy.
Submitted by gigi0630 on June 9, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Oh! Nice gum's PUFF DADDY!
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‘Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemblelly challenged?’
Wow, I honestly can't imagine caring less what he calls himself.
no one denies the douchicity (oh I'm gonna love this word!) of Kanye at times, but he is nowhere on the level of Douchey Diddy. DD made his living on the backs of Biggie, Mary J Blige, Faith Eveans, 112, etc etc, but what makes him PRIME douche is the way he's treated these people whose talents made him wealthy. Meanwhile Kanye may talk all this smack but I see him still helping out his friends-John Legend, Common-Common even got a Grammy! Kanye is conceited, no doubt, but he has reason and talent, Diddy is conceited for what? Being a talent pimp?
Oh, and at least Kanye can blame his busted face on his car accident....
Plus I haven't seen Kanye flat out disrespect females the way Diddy does (he might do so, but I haven't seen it on the same level)
so yeah, in the douche fight, Diddy takes all! His closest competition is probably John Mayer...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Hi C U Next Tuesday!
When Kanye said this in an interview last year I changed how I felt about him, he was totally serious too.
“I’m the number one artist in the world right now,” he declared, pushing his face toward the lens. “I want you to document this right here, what I’m saying right now. I am the number one human being in music. That means any person that’s living or breathing is number two. Because I’m number one now.… You are in the presence of the champion. Bow in the presence of greatness.…”
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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Cammy has to be behind this.
Evilshoe, come on, Kanye isn't THAT bad! I just think he wants recognition for his good work. I cant blame him really. He's a passionate guy. P-Diddy or Daddy or whatever, his cockeyed self sucks.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by Pers on June 10, 2008 - 7:16am.
i play a judge on "So You Think You Can Swallow Cufflinks?".. i got all the answers!
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 10, 2008 - 7:12am.
Submitted by Pers on June 10, 2008 - 7:09am.
i could solve this out of court right now.... stuff Poofy's mouth full of cufflinks, call it a day
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Creative sentencing! Love it!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Pers on June 10, 2008 - 7:09am.
i could solve this out of court right now.... stuff Poofy's mouth full of cufflinks, call it a day
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
Seriously ESE, I think he switched it back because of a cufflink business run out of some grandfather's basement. I feel that he is so egotistical, that when he caught wind of the 'Cuff Daddy' business name that he had to piss on it and mark his territory.
Petty crybaby.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Pers on June 10, 2008 - 7:00am.
He's just making himself look more and more moronic
i didn't think that was possible... meh, i guess he is "talented"!
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
This guy needs psychiatric help. I'd put $100 down on a bet why he changed his name back. Remember last month, there was a news item that Puff whatever is suing a mom and pop business called "Cuff Daddy". It's a retiree making cufflinks as a hobby/business. Puff retard is suing him because the name is too similar to one of his monikers.
He's just making himself look more and more moronic with every name change.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
That's the nastiest smile I've ever seen. He's as big a douche as Kanye.
Douchey is WAY more cocky and obnoxious than Kanye! Kanye only wishes to aspire to the levels of doucheness that Douchey has attained. Douchey went over the top after dating JLo!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Puff daddy or whatever the hell he's calling himself now needs to get over himself. He's almost at a Kanye level.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 10, 2008 - 4:36am.
i believe you're thinking coma, but i like where you're going with this
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Don't some medications prescribed to epileptics cause swelling of the gums? Let us all pray Mr. Combs never develops epilepsy.
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Narcolepsy would be good. Maybe he'd fall asleep and not wake up again to flap his gums for another day.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, tomato, to-mah-toe... he's still a douche.
Considering that "Puff" is the German word for "brothel", I'm delighted about that choice. Puff Daddy. Haha.
How about Diddy McDouche.
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A video movie could improve your life.
'Nite, James.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
James Haven needs his beauty sleep. Before you know it, Criss Angel will be here for his makeover. Yes. You read right. Don't judge. It's a living. On the plus side, Criss has promised to teach James Haven how to make someone disappear, and you all know who that someone is going to be.................
Sweet dreams! **SMOOCHES**
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Submitted by Mr. President on June 9, 2008 - 10:48pm.
Thank you. James Haven thought so.
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Submitted by Mr. President on June 9, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Forgive James Haven, but he is curious. Are you a Mr. President or a Mrs. President? James Haven can't tell.
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HAHA. Definitely a Mr. President. The lovely goddess pictured above is the future first lady. Once she dumps her current FIVE boyfriends, that is.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 8:37pm.
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Will you marry me?
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O I think it's been pretty much proven that I'm not the marrying kind but I'd happily engage in some wanton, semi-anonymous kinky internet sex with you and those of your choosing if you like:)
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
I would suggest this jackass should change his name to "Seriously working gee_gee's last remaining good nerve". But I think he might find it difficult to sign autographs with that.
Please allow James Haven to answer in bulk form:
Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Love the shoes! and yes, it's not a bad thing that James Haven isn't allowed at the party. Diddy has never forgiven J. Haven for taking JLo to a Linkin Park concert.
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Submitted by . on June 9, 2008 - 10:15pm.
Unfortunately, all of these stories are true. It seems James Haven is always finding himself in some sort of dilemma.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 9, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Forgive James Haven, but he is curious. Are you a Mr. President or a Mrs. President? James Haven can't tell.
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Submitted by dead-actress on June 9, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Hello d.a.! Looking gorgeous as always!
Ava is one of James Haven's favorites. Frank Sinatra confided in James Haven, many years ago, that Ava was the love of his life, even if she did make an assjack out of him.
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and.....SMOOCHES to anyone James Haven has missed!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
possum chode???????
jesus christ, I dont know if I can ever view life the same way.
Consider that one stolen and added to my vocabulary.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 10:19pm.
"I actually took a ride with Puff Possum Chode"
madam s., that coming out of Shirley Temple's avatar. For shame!
lol-ing!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 9, 2008 - 10:05pm.
dolphin teeth
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They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see...blah, blah, blah, blah....
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
What the fuck is up with this white obsession of his? White party? WTF?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I actually took a ride with Puff Possum Chode in his white stretch limo one night. I know, I know... embarrassing and trashy. But I wasn't alone with him, and he really was on his way to the same place I was going to.
Poop Doody. I think this mouf breaver is fugly too. His pretentious personality adds to the fug.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
"when Diddy has his White party in Hampton's, there is a large photo of James Haven with a red line across his face and bouncers at the door."
hahahaha. Just as well.
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SkyBitch, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks he's an ugly fuck. *muahs back* I hope your week is starting out 'okay', darling girl.
Michael K. knows how to pick the perfect photo. lmao
James Haven, you put so much effort into immensely gratifying and chuckle worthy posts and I thank you so much. I'm still rolling over what you wrote. Thank you for the laughter and kindness and probably a few extra wrinkles on my face from the clowny contortions you cause my facial muscles. haha! You owe me some botox! Me luv vous. :)
Submitted by James Haven on June 9, 2008 - 10:08pm.
LOL, James. From the frozen, puffed up look on Diddy's face, it looks like he accidentally had some of the shrimp cocktail.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
'Pffft Daddy"
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by James Haven on June 9, 2008 - 10:08pm.
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Hello, James Haven. You always make my day with your life stories. Hilarious!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 8:02pm.
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We can be the next CoCo and Ice T. Bitch getcha ass ovah here!
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Now, that's love. That's some DListed love right there...'kay, but you gonna Bobby Brown my stuck-up Poo Babies, right? Cuz that's DListed love right there...
Night whores! Mr. Hinkey, and poo babies await your comments!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don´t give a puff´s ass about him. Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, pompous idiot all the way.
Puffdady, puffdoody, pufftity puffstinkass who gives a damn. a name change will not change the fact that he's ugly as sin, tap dances like a horse, and can't act worth shit. puffy go away because no one cares. and thats my rant for tonight. good night.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
James Haven was at a party with Diddy a few years back. James Haven noticed that Diddy always has spittle on each side of his mouth. It was quite unnerving to James Haven to have to concentrate on NOT looking at it, eating his shrimp, and lying to Diddy that he loves his music!
Finally, James Haven could no longer stand it! He told Diddy that he had something on the sides of his mouth. James Haven reached over with his napkin and began wiping away the spittle.
Before you knew it, Diddy was flopping on the ground like a fish out of water! Everyone gathered around James Haven and Diddy. When the paramedics arrived and they revived Diddy, they wanted to know who gave Diddy shell fish, as he was severly allergic. It seems that when James Haven wiped the sides of Diddy's mouth, he had some shrimp dripping on his napkin!
Angie grabbed James Haven and we ran like hell! You don't want Diddy's posse coming after yo ass! Until this very day, when Diddy has his White party in Hampton's, there is a large photo of James Haven with a red line across his face and bouncers at the door.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Madam S. HAHA. I've heard those pee on the couch stories, too. But in those cases, I'm willing to bet the castle that there was a lot more than gaming going on.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
dolphin teeth
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 8:02pm.
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We can be the next CoCo and Ice T. Bitch getcha ass ovah here!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Casual gamer here... only have a PS2 oh yeah and a PSP to defeat airport boredom. I think that makes me a casual gamer anyway. All the newer systems look cool but I don't want them bad enough to shell out $500 each
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?