Monday, June 9th 2008
Puff Daddy Again
In case you give a possum's chode, Diddy wants to be called Puff Daddy again. On one of O'Neal McKnight's tracks, Diddy raps, "They call me Puff Daddy...he's back. Yeah, you heard me right—I said Puff Daddy. I'm about to back on that Puff Daddy shit." He's seriously getting too old for that shit.
He also wrote on one of his MySpace blogs, "This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy." He's since changed it.
How about we just call him Puffy McCunt? It's classic and has a nice ring to it.
Source: E! News
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 8:02pm.
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We can be the next CoCo and Ice T. Bitch getcha ass ovah here!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Casual gamer here... only have a PS2 oh yeah and a PSP to defeat airport boredom. I think that makes me a casual gamer anyway. All the newer systems look cool but I don't want them bad enough to shell out $500 each
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Mr. President,
That list is so... comprehensive. I don't know anything about gamers except when I was in high school there was a terrifying girl that wore flowing skirts and bells tied to her clothes and someone told me she was a Dungeon and Dragons enthusiast.
And I am always intrigued by current news stories of World of Warcraft people or other video games who get so insane about their "gaming" that they piss on the sofa to avoid going to the bathroom and eventually die of hunger. (This may be an exaggeration, but maybe not... I've read such stories, I swear).
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 9, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Awww, Tigerbaby wants to marry me... I have to go to Frederick's of Hollywood to get my wedding outfit!
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Why you gotta be all high fallutin' like that? Why can't you go to the Hustler Store? *smackin' my bitch up*...Actin' like she all that! I'll show the bitch...
O/T...Well basically I'm pretty much on topic, I just forgot to breave thru my mouf....
Really I loathe this person, along with the rest of the mouf breavers, Jessica Simpsons, Shitney Smears, Tom Cooze, Kanye West. SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, BITCHES...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
***Submitted by . on June 9, 2008 - 8:27pm.
SkyBitch ♂♥
Puff Daddy is one ugly fucker. My opinion. Just MINE.
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No, mine too. *muah*
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 9, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Shhhhh, let's keep that one to ourselves.
Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 9:56pm.
The last video game I played was a Nintendo 64. What does that make me, besides old?
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Well adjusted.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 9, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 9:47pm.
You've got casual gamer, hardcore gamer, retro gamer, import gamer and power gamer. Power gamers are the most intense, the real get-a-lifers.
Most people I knew were just casual gamers, as most gamers are.
The last video game I played was a Nintendo 64. What does that make me, besides old?
Submitted by gigi0630 on June 9, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Oh! Nice gum's PUFF DADDY!
Should just call him Gummy Daddy.
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Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 9:47pm.
You've got casual gamer, hardcore gamer, retro gamer, import gamer and power gamer. Power gamers are the most intense, the real get-a-lifers.
Most people I knew were just casual gamers, as most gamers are.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Poof Doody.
http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
Awww, Tigerbaby wants to marry me... I have to go to Frederick's of Hollywood to get my wedding outfit!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Mumbling Mouth-Breather Extraordinaire
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Mr. President on June 9, 2008 - 9:45pm.
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More like RISK, just more complex. Takes place in WWII. Only for the hardcore gamers.
I few years ago, a girl in a club asked me if I was a gamer. I was like, is that a minor player?
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 8:37pm.
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Will you marry me? I mean, it will be an open marriage, with Migraineuse calling Hohan "ChuckyFace" and, well of course, if MK decides to switch teams, then I gotta include the other ho's I love, Frito, M.E., Mrs. Kravitz, Sheeps, Madame S...Ok, too many DListed ho's to mention...So, rather than the tethers of marriage, let's just have the tethers of kinky DListed group sex? I'm bringing the chains...
DListers? DListers? What no want to get kinky with the tiger? Meh, I would have wound up eating yo' asses anyway...What? I'm hungry and you DListed sluts are tasty...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Imagine, if you will, Mr. Combs with a severe case of gingivitis.
Bloody Marys, anyone?
Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 9:40pm.
What's "Axis and Allies"? Is that like Battleship?
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More like RISK, just more complex. Takes place in WWII. Only for the hardcore gamers.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 9, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 9:34pm.
In high school, we were not exactly the IN crowd. But we were definitely a step above those Axis and Allies losers on the social totem pole.
What's "Axis and Allies"? Is that like Battleship?
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Ok, now I'm ALL the way back in grade school.
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Don't some medications prescribed to epileptics cause swelling of the gums? Let us all pray Mr. Combs never develops epilepsy.
How about Douchey Mc Tired and we-are-over-your-lame-assed-shit-Combs?
It has a ring to it....
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Submitted by Mr. President on June 9, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 9:34pm.
In high school, we were not exactly the IN crowd. But we were definitely a step above those Axis and Allies losers on the social totem pole.
What's "Axis and Allies"? Is that like Battleship?
How about we just ignore this bacon strip and never speaketh his name again?
Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 9:34pm.
In high school, we were not exactly the IN crowd. But we were definitely a step above those Axis and Allies losers on the social totem pole.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
For Tigerlilly:
Diddy's a HO. Diddy's a big bad Puffy McCunt-mouth HO. He HO'd out to J.Lo (screw her! I'll call her what I want!), Britney, N'Synch,..He tried to HO out some 5th rate girl band, He even HO'd up a Zeppelin song! He HO'd out for reality TV, the NYC marathon, and even the 2004 elections! Didddy killed Tupac! Diddy HO'd up Diddy becuz (and I QUOTE!) "the P was getting between me and my fans". Diddy thinks he R. Kelly!
Diddy's a HO. Plain and simple. Jus like his Puff Daddy and his Puff Daddy before him.
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
May I ask what is wrong with just being known as Sean Combs? That is your birth name. Be proud of it and stop trying so hard to inflate your ego with these pretentious names you are constantly creating. It's not endearing.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Pee Douche should really look into gum reduction. Really.
Has anyone here ever actually played Dungeons & Dragons? I investigated it as a teenager, but it didn't take me very long to realize that those involved were in no way cool.
Oh! Nice gum's PUFF DADDY!
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‘Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemblelly challenged?’
Survey..you mean this one?
A)Puffy'a washed up phony.
B)I think Puff Egomaniacle Douche is only second to Puffy McCunt
C)I answered a survey once and three weeks later the Feds were at my door asking me if I'd ever seen a certain census taker. I assured them I hadn't.
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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.
Dawnie,
Feel free to substitute yes-yes area in my scenario below.
Mr. President,
And I think in this techie nerd world we live in, 20 sided die may well become the new anal beads.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Yeah, and your "date" insists on showing up in the ER in his wizard costume.
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It wasn't a costume, it was a uniform, and... um, never mind.
20 sided dice, the new anal beads.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Nit witty said EXACTLY what I was thinking, and It's TRUE. Not too long ago SEAN....(or whatever) filed a lawsuit against someone using "HIS" likeness. Which sounded "SIMILAR" to "Puff Daddy" ....as soon as I read this story I knew why he changed it back. OBVIOUS....
‘Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemblelly challenged?’
SkyBitch ♂♥
Puff Daddy is one ugly fucker. My opinion. Just MINE.
Joe and Nitty: Wanna fill out a survey?
Puffy McCunt
I just had to see that in writing one more time.
english language perfection
What is a no-no area? Mine are all yes-yes.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
***Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 8:20pm.
One of the first obstacles, 'cause you know that mouth doesn't shut.
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I wish someone would cram a Big Bertha down his piehole. That would take care of things.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
@JoeSchmoe. You'd be surprised at how quickly he goes thru that lanolin! As for the loveable bits, well as long as he doesn't use puffy's teeth, I think it's all good!
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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.
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Seriously he should just stick with Sean Combs. That is his name isn't it? That is the name on his Sean John clothing line isn't it? Doesn't he want to pursue acting? Even The Rock is no longer using that nickname because he's getting serious about his acting? Dragon breath better get eith the program.
Angel_I, you hot slut where have you been????? Call Diddy a whrore, we all want to hear it....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Yeah, and your "date" insists on showing up in the ER in his wizard costume.
Submitted by SkyBitch on June 9, 2008 - 9:19pm.
God, that smile reminds me of putt-putt golf.
One of the first obstacles, 'cause you know that mouth doesn't shut.
God, that smile reminds me of putt-putt golf.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 8:17pm.
angel_i and Sheeps,
Having sex with a Dungeon Master is just ASKING for an embarrassing trip to the emergency room to have a 20-sided die removed from a no-no area.
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LOL! I don't think I have any no-no areas. Should I ?!?!
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
His name should be P-I-got-some-mufukkin'-big-ass-gums
Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 5:58pm.
I had an elicit affair with a Dungeon Master once.
That's fine until they "forget" the safe word.
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O - I had an elicit affair with one of those too!
DM's NEVER forget the safeword but they DO get distracted by other people's drama and can leave you tied up for hours. I can't remember if that's good or bad. I think it depends on the type of rope he uses:)
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
angel_i and Sheeps,
Having sex with a Dungeon Master is just ASKING for an embarrassing trip to the emergency room to have a 20-sided die removed from a no-no area.
In addition to people who perpetually seem to have their mouths open, I HATE people who show their bottom teeth when smiling. Doing so makes you look either really phony, or mildly retarded.
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 9, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 9, 2008 - 7:07pm.
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I'm just keepin' it real up in here. You know what I'm sayin'?
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yo yo yiggity yo, mutha fucka!
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That's what I'm sayin' *breavin' thru tigah mouf*...Oh, yeah, don't like you ain't hatin'...I'm all cool up in my shit...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 5:58pm.
I had an elicit affair with a Dungeon Master once.
That's fine until they "forget" the safe word.