Monday, June 9th 2008

Puff Daddy Again

In case you give a possum's chode, Diddy wants to be called Puff Daddy again. On one of O'Neal McKnight's tracks, Diddy raps, "They call me Puff Daddy...he's back. Yeah, you heard me right—I said Puff Daddy. I'm about to back on that Puff Daddy shit." He's seriously getting too old for that shit.

He also wrote on one of his MySpace blogs, "This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy." He's since changed it.

How about we just call him Puffy McCunt? It's classic and has a nice ring to it.

Source: E! News

Posted by: Michael K


StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

I read about the cuff link situation, but since he had drop the name and someone else picked isn't all a fair game like domain names. He doesn't deserve anything.

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Submitted by flannery on June 9, 2008 - 9:08pm.

James Haven couldn't agree with you more, flannery. Those teef are NASTY and quite unbecoming!

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bourgie's picture

How about we just call him Puffy McCunt?
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madam s.'s picture

How about Puff Possum's Chode?

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 7:41pm.
He jumped all over me when I tried to register "Muff Daddy." (Don't snicker: it has been my nom de rap since 8th grade.)
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James Haven's picture

James Haven and Dr. Dre had a big laugh over this name change business with P. Diddy Daddy! Can't this guy get it right? Just when we got used to calling him Diddy, it's back to Daddy! Dr. Dre said "I ain't never heard such shit in my life. James Haven. You don't see Dr. Dre changin' up his name"! Nor does James Haven! Well, it used to be James Haven Voight, but you all know why James Haven dropped the Voight. Although Daddy and James Haven have become closeasthis.

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flannery's picture

all that money, you'd think he could buy himself some decent teeth. bitch makes john mayer look positively butch.

How about Puffy Vaginal Lips Disguised As A Mouth? I think it's more catchy.

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Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 8:58pm.

Nothing hotter than geek sex. And those Dungeon Masters can be extra freaky.

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@Mike:

Thank you!

Gah. That annoys me so fucking much. SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE, DIDDY.

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 9, 2008 - 7:51pm.

Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
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I was tryna figure out why this statement made me kinda giggly in a happy way...and then I remembered: I had an elicit affair with a Dungeon Master once. It's amazing how hot a horny geek can be;p

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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service★★★ + S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m ★★★.. , a place for single ,pretty and sexy women finding handsome and single men.

His children are named after porn stars???

Besides random, irrelevant name changes what has this dude been doing lately?

mike's picture

Has this fool ever had a picture taken with his mouth closed?

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 7:38pm.

Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 5:32pm.
He LOOKS like a Puffy McCunt! With Teeth!

You try telling him that. He'll bravely mouth off while his thugs cap you.
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When I first glanced at this photo and saw those teeth , I thought this post was about the Belmont Stakes.

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Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on June 9, 2008 - 5:44pm.
He should just change his name to "Fool" and be done with it.

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Submitted by LASHONCARTER on June 9, 2008 - 7:39pm.

NIGGA LOOK LIKE A PUFF OF FUCKING SMOKE

Ah, your a black woman. Who enjoys the company of white men. I am a white girl who enjoys brown men (even though I am currently with a white guy, um, for the past ten years). But please be nice. Even if the Puffster is making a Stank Face. Your myspace is hot.
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patty cake's picture

why is this person relevant?

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

King of the Mouf Breavers.

CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, ASSHOLE.

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joanne's picture

All that money and ugly as sin.

Knuckles_Johnson's picture

Puff Doodie.

Maybe he wants to be called Puff because he's puffin on some peter!

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well whatever you do, don't call him a good representative for ProActiv, his face looks beat (to' up)!

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Knuckles_Johnson's picture

He should just change his name to "Fool" and be done with it.

Grumpus's picture

This reminds me of grade 2 or so, when I demanded to be called Jem one day and the next day I was Megatron then the next day I was signing my homework Pippi Longstocking. But I was just a small dumb child, not this guy.

My vote is for Douchey McCuntington or whatever else has been suggested. Puff? Piffy? Diddy what? Who gives a fucking shit!

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Submitted by NitWitty on June 9, 2008 - 5:18pm.
He's going back to puff daddy cuz he's suing some old dude in jersey who's got an internet site called "Cuff Daddy," who sells cuff links.

He jumped all over me when I tried to register "Muff Daddy." (Don't snicker: it has been my nom de rap since 8th grade.)

Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 5:32pm.
He LOOKS like a Puffy McCunt! With Teeth!

You try telling him that. He'll bravely mouth off while his thugs cap you.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Puff Daddy is an appropriate moniker for his over-inflated but ethereal ego!

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Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Hey! He LOOKS like a Puffy McCunt! With Teeth!
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That's what I imagine Madonna's saggy vag must look like after she takes off the leotards.

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angel_i's picture

Hey! He LOOKS like a Puffy McCunt! With Teeth!

Either way, P. Diddy always sounded the way and old man with no teeth would say Puff Daddy...maybe as the years are piling up he started to realize that.

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Mouth Breather is a good name for him. He's always got that stupid ass, gaping mouth expression, except when he's smiling, when he looks worse.

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how can you suffer from MPD when you don't even have 1 personality?

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day shift stripper's picture

He will always be Piffly Dee or Dolphin Teeth to me.

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Leatherette's picture

Puff beanie weenie dick is what he's hiding.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 9, 2008 - 7:07pm.
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Multiple Personality Disorder!!!

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Sean Combs suffers from Mulitpule Personality Disorder.

He is a pure nut basket and he makes millions off of insanity.

Personally I don't give a flying cow's ass what he goes by. I just like to diagnosis his crazy ass.

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when is someone gonna try to prove puffy's "gangsta" by killing him?... don't care about the "gangsta".. just care about the whole puffy killing... nice

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He's going back to puff daddy cuz he's suing some old dude in jersey who's got an internet site called "Cuff Daddy," who sells cuff links. Bahh..
What a classless scrote sucker.

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Submitted by FritoDorito on June 9, 2008 - 7:07pm.
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I'm just keepin' it real up in here. You know what I'm sayin'?

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 10, 2008 - 1:11am.
He changed his name to Puffy, because that's what his lips gets when he goes down on 50 Cent.

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I think Asshole would be a more appropriate name for Puff Douche.

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Submitted by jussayin on June 9, 2008 - 6:13pm.
How in the HELL did this douchebag get a record deal in the first place?

...errr, he owned the record company, lol
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hahaha... good point.. if you have no talent and thus cannot get a record deal from any legitimate company, start your own... I forgot about that one.
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jussayin's picture

How in the HELL did this douchebag get a record deal in the first place?

...errr, he owned the record company, lol

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Mr. President's picture

He changed his name to Puffy, because that's what his lips gets when he goes down on 50 Cent.

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

yeah, and i wanna be called "grand ruler of the universe ESE".... i'll stick with callin' him jackass, thankyouverymuch

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 6:06pm.
How about a change? Mouf Breavah...you know, a play on Mouth Beaver for his sexay, and mouth breather for when he's gettin' real with his douchey celebutard self..Yo!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Puffy McCuntity would be better. He likes to add ity to things.

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How about a change? Mouf Breavah...you know, a play on Mouth Beaver for his sexay, and mouth breather for when he's gettin' real with his douchey celebutard self..Yo!

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