Tori Spelling Had A Baby
Mimi La Rue is not happy about the fact that she has to share her room with Tori Spelling's new spawn which popped out of her via C-section today. OK! Magazine reports that Tori's daughter arrived into this cruel world at 3:13pm today. She weighed in at. 6 lbs 8 oz.
Tori and Dean have named her Stella Doreen McDermott. Steeeeeeeeeeeelllaaaaaa! They gave her the middle name of Doreen after Dean's late mommy. And what about Tori's mother?! They really should have named their daughter Candy Doreen if they knew what was good for them. Seriously, Tori is basically asking to be disinherited by her mother. Candy Doreen would've been the hottest name. Sounds like a gum-chewing, bitch-talking, bouffant-wearing diner waitress. Sigh.
A spokesbitch (Mimi) for Tori said, "She's here! She's a healthy baby girl. Tori and baby are resting comfortably."
"Resting comfortably" is Hollywood talk for "mommy's getting lipo and baby's getting a chemical peel."
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Stella is going to be cutting out Moms face in the "Mommy and Me" pictures.
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Doesn't she have fake implants?
Submitted by mike on June 10, 2008 - 2:37am.
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Mike, did someone steal all your Lucky Charms? ;)
There was a point in some Lifetime movies where Tori looked OK, just normal looking - maybe even a tiny bit attractive. Obviously in her quest for beauty, she destroyed what little she may have naturally possessed.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Tori Spelling Had a Baby -
When you read the title to this post, how many of you looked at the dog first and then looked at Tori? Raise your hand! *raising hand* lol
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Ava Gardner......
stella is such a pretty name- i almost named my daughter that, but changed my mind and named her ava instead. if i had another girl, i was going to use stella, but now i'll have that picture in my head *shudder*
Submitted by James Haven on June 9, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Word, James Haven, Word (and good evening)!
I had the misfortune of seeing a bit of one episode of "Tori & Dean: Inn Love" and immediately pegged him as disingenous and ultimately pretty shady.
Well, at least Tori gave the baby a normal sounding name.
Now, let's just hope Baby Stella has the fortunate luck of having the Spelling's gene pool skip her.
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Something about Tori's husband, gives James Haven the creeps! James Haven warned Tori about this guy but she wouldn't listen. Trust James Haven. This guy is up to no good!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Stella Doreen....Ugh, sounds like stale Stella Dora cookies.
Tori had a baby...a baby what?!
And for fugs sake...why Doreen,
doesn't exactly roll of the tongue.
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Meh, she shat out another fuglet. The only interesting question is: will Candy give up the cash? GO MOMMIE DEAREST ON HER!!!! PUHLEEZ?
edited for spelling...how ironic...
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Submitted by Sensimina on June 9, 2008 - 9:12pm.
GROSS! Her dirty ass husband looks like he's staring at a 7-year-old boy and he likes what he sees....*shudder* He's such a peepee toucher!
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HAHA. I got exactly the same vibe from Lisa Marie's husband after seeing yesterday's picture of them leaving the Waverly.
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Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 9:14pm.
And/or the late Doreen's occupation.
Good for Tori. Building her own family when her mother only loved money. Congrats!
mike,
That may well be S. Doreen Spelling's future.
GROSS! Her dirty ass husband looks like he's staring at a 7-year-old boy and he likes what he sees....*shudder* He's such a peepee toucher!
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Why is her creepy husband's nose red? Like he had his nose up the dog's ass. And I mean literally the dog, not Tori.
OMFG mr president. it really, really does look like candy spelling. wow. i bow to you for nailing that one.
The name "Doreen" brings to mind a woman who "does hair" in her kitchen on weekend evenings to make a few bucks.
Isn't Mimi tiny for a pug? I've never seen a pug so small!
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Mimi is by FAR the hottest one in that family, but it's hilarious how much she looks like Tori and Candy. If I had to guess, I'd say that Mimi is Candy's mom/Tori's grandmother.
Seriously, doesn't she look like she's Nana Spelling? Matriarch of all that is pug.
For the kid's sake, let's just hope fugliness skips a generation.
Submitted by flannery on June 9, 2008 - 9:06pm.
poor baby looks just like mommie. wait...that's not the baby?
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No, that's Candy Spelling.
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I'm just impressed that Dean's been able to have two erections with her in the past four years.
Candy Spelling is thrilled that she has another grandchild to ignore.
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I know that baby cannot wait to grow up and get her groove back!
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For the baby's sake, I hope she was switched at the hospital. Missed out on a beating with that ugly stick - thx, mom!
I don't give a rats bunghole.
poor baby looks just like mommie. wait...that's not the baby?
I wish Stella was my name so I could watch hot ass Marlon Brando scream it over and over again.
She just inspires such hate in me. I am not proud, but that bitch is a skanky, no talent UGLY AS HELL bitch who is also a home wrecker. (not throwing stones in my glass house), just saying.
Gah.
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Teacher thinks that I sound funny
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All I think about when I hear Stella is Stella D'Oro breadsticks. They are really crispy and yummy. Wish I had them to go along with the tumbler of wine I am drinking right now to forget about the horrors of my day!
Her kids are going to have scoop-shovel chins just like their memaw and pepaw.
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Goodness gracious, you'd think with a mug like hers she's go for a prettier dog. I mean, really. What kinda famewhore is that?
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Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on June 9, 2008 - 8:52pm.
What planet is her husband from?
The planet of Opportunisma. In the above photo he's praying that Tori reconciles with her mother in a spectactular fashion.
awww look at the cute pug on the right....
oh wait....
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That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
I am just a bit curious..................the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the white and black persons site ++ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m++ last week and she was chatting and discuss with her fans and .....wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I pity the kid, they couldnt have given her a worse old lady name.
Hopefully the little girl will not get her mother's looks
Daddy is kinda handsome maybe he's got good genes
Congrat to the Parents.
Whatever.
I have to say that Mimi La Rue is way prettier than Tori.
I always thought Tori's name should be Mimi La Rue... She looks exactly like that dog.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
And Hell just yawned its gaping chasm that much wider.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
What planet is her husband from?