Peta Loves The Olsens
The glamour twin trolls known as MK and Ashley Olsen are turning 22 this Friday and Peta wants your help in creating the perfect Birfday gift. Peta has asked sluts to send the Olsens a piece of their hair with the note, "Please, use my hair instead of the animals'. Happy birthday." Sucio! Wait, does pubic hair count? I can't promise that there won't be a dead crab on it, but that's their problem!
Peta, who has devoted an entire website to "The Trollsens" said, "Mary-Kate and Ashley are old enough now to know that fur doesn't grow on trees. We hope that on their birthday, they will take a moment to think about the many animals who won't live to see another birthday thanks to the twins' abominable taste in clothes."
Methinks that on their Birfday they are going to eat a couple of cows, skin a few rabbits, stuff a few raccoons and whip a few kittens. They will do all of this while laughing at Peta.
Seriously, those Olsen bitches will probably take your hair, make a wrap out of it and wear it over their chinchilla fur. I'm going to send those greasy ass trolls some soap and shampoo instead!
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Hey - they're famous because theirs were the only twins available who didn't cry at the sight of John Stamos and that skinny little friend character and they've built an empire on that. I'm sure they think all that Peta stuff can't be real. Nothing else is, after all...
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
These two self-absorbed twats are so consumed by money they have no idea how they get the fur coats they wear. Karma is a bitch though.
These dumb bitches ought to be skinned alive along with JHO. Whores all of them.
I am so sending this card:
Happy Birthday!
I know how much you love to wear fur, so when I brushed my cat, I saved you some. You can use it for a furry accessory! May I suggest, applying to your pant legs near the calves, to give you that fresh "just-petted-a-cat” look! With your coloring, I think Tommys' fur is so complimentary!
Ahh, to be 22, ignorantly in bliss with vanity.
I'm not sure that focusing on the fur wearing habits of a few celebrities is the best way to help animals overall. Surely time could be spent more wisely when we stop to consider that we are in the midst of the sixth mass extinction of animals.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Peaches -
I agree with you on how extreme PETA is. But I just can't hate on a group that's for the animals. I do kinda think it's hot when they pour fake blood on fashinistas' fur coats. Nothin' wrong with that. Fur can be avoided and is completely unnecassary. Plus isn't fur like corduoroy?
I wish I could be a vegetarian. The vegan diet is not natural for humans. I guess it's best for everyone to just do the best they can to be mindful of animal wellfare. I'm glad someone else cares about animals. The cause for animals is VERY close to my heart as well.
Peta is very extreme. I am personally a member of the humane society, where you don't have to be a vegitarian. Humane society recognizes that eating meat is part of the circle of life, They are just against when the farm animals are treated cruelly. Organic meat and chicken is okay. I personally try to buy organic foods for health reasons, because the hormones can give you cancer. and it's not necessary to mistreat chicken and cattle, just because they are going to be turned into food. You don't have to be a complete vegan or vegetarian to prove you support the animals.
And although Peta is nuts, I can't stand Mary-cunt olsen, so I'm with Peta on this!
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LMAO @ "less" greasy...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
apart from the fur, i really like Ashley's fashion choices. she almost always looks good, plus she wears less makeup and is less greasy than her sister. She looks better overall. MK needs to do something about those roots!
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These little bitches have more money than sense. Their fashion choices are fugly! How the hell can you be THAT rich and still not have a f*cking clue! Truly, how dumb and gullible must they be.
'Oh yes that dead animal draped across your frail, emaciated body looks divine...NOT'!
There is NO reason for anyone to wear fur. It is ugly, cruel and barbaric! Synthetic is the way to go.
Dear Peta,
STFU
Love,
EVERYONE
~*Head Bitch*~
###She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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Peta spends so much time harrasing people that they seem to have lost focus of their cause. Who ever is in charge of Peta is not 'all up there'.
Only 22 years old?!?!?!?
They seem like 30+
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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dumb troll bitches need fur in LA. All the money in the world, yet no respect for us little animals. There's a special hell for them trolls.
Ruly and Reyla
Aren't those fake furs that they are wearing?
Screw PETA slowly with a chainsaw. you're either the eater or the eaten in this food chain.
I always thought that Ashley was the better looking "Trollsen" LOL!! Mary Kate needs to LOSE the makeup [especially that red lipstick].....look at Lauryn Hill, Shitney, Xtina....what they all have in common? WEARING RED LIPSTICK!! SIGN OF THE CRAZY! LOL! remember when M.Kate was going through the eating disorders and shit? and THEN the Heath Ledger incident [i wonder is he haunting them? lol]
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if they kissed, their lipstick would be just right, more easy greasy Cover girl!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by Military4man on June 10, 2008 - 9:14am.
Being named Mary Kate has ruined this girl. my name is lucy, a beautiful military woman from ottawa.. i just think it is a good place to meet friends or even more here, right? i also uploaded my hottest photos under the name uniformbaby4u on "uniformedcupid.com" ..maybe you want to check them out.site!.
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Wow...weird post. Spammers, *up* your game, not *lame* your game.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
They need to live under a mushroom with the other fungus that live there.
how is it possible to be so rich, and yet so poor?
I need a fur coat every time I see those two twats.
Why do these two always seem so miserable?
They are 22 and loaded, and always look so fuckin miserable.
Peta asking people to send hair is just stupid.
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Good morning Clarisse. I love Jeff Buckley.
The Trollsens have enough grease in their hair to fry up some tasty chocolate bacon.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Peta...
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today...
They look like the Wayans from White Chicks.
I THINK WEARING FUR WRONG but fuck peta most of the stupid shit they do like this makes me want to have a steak and wear my favorite leather boots
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Oh come on. The Trollsens are edgy! They don't have to bath, eat, or care about morality.
DeeDee,
Your avie makes me smile!
God Bless Jeff!
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Run! It's the clergy!
They do must hate animals. They even use seal grease for their faces!
Being named Mary Kate has ruined this girl. my name is lucy, a beautiful military woman from ottawa.. i just think it is a good place to meet friends or even more here, right? i also uploaded my hottest photos under the name uniformbaby4u on "uniformedcupid.com" ..maybe you want to check them out.site!.
Get your fucking 15 year old Full House ass away from the fur!
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
The Trollsens need the help of hair hat guy, Nagi Noda. He can transform that greasy mess into a proper troll hairdo.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Yeah, MK, these sluts need some industrial strength soap and shampoo. Maybe even a haz-mat spraydown.
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
LMAO, MK and Madam S.!! Don't know what had me laughing harder! Sending them crabby pubes or wonder twins activate. Nice to wake up to the funny!
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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.
Dont these two know that what comes goes around comes around? Wouldn't like to be their asses in a few years time. Or even now, come to that.
Oxycontin makes you cold.
Hey MK - you missed a tag. You need to add 'fug' for this greazzzzy mess.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
My birthday is Friday too. I try to forget that it is shared with these two tards.
At 22 they are now "old enough"? I knew at 13 fur came from animals and I turned vegetarian that year, bitches.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
how can two people so rich be such fucking losers?
it's life's great mystery.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
MKO looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Cut the ends off of your hair, girls. Just from the photo you can tell who is who and which one is going crazy.
Glamour Twin Trolls... ACTIVATE! Form of... a wet cat!
Being named Mary Kate has ruined this girl. Such an old-fashioned name. Ash is the one who is pulled together. MK is going down the shitter quickly.
ha ha ha pubic hair shrug
xoxox
The war isn't working.