Tuesday, June 10th 2008
Slap The Douche!
When I get together with my friends, we usually do each other's nails, drink Bartles & Jaymes and make friendship bracelets. Straight douchetards like Shia LaBeouf do things a little differently. They get hammered on Bud, call each other "faggot" and dare their "dawg" to bitch slap them.
Shia using the word "faggot" doesn't bother me as much as that puny bitch slap. Alexis Carrington could deliver a better slap. If you get the opportunity to slap a douche, make it count.
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Funny how white upper class guys always want to prove they are tough. This kid is such a whiny little pussy. I wish someone ghetto would have slapped his rear end to China.
Why do str8 guys always act gayer than my gay friends and then call each other faggots? I'm gay and i swear my str8 friends can be so gay. As for the word faggot. I don't like the word and I am offended by it. This story didn't shock me and i kinda dismissed it. But now that he is releasing all kinds of statements he is getting on my nerves. Instead of admitting it and admitting he was wrong he is mainly saying that it was stupid and that he never thought the tape would get out. There is the problem. It's not that the tape got out it's what he said that is the problem. He is kinda just saying he is sorry he got caught. I lost allot of respect for him.
Michael K,
I love that you remembered how to spell Bartles & Jaymes. That shizz is OL SKOOL.
xo
Submitted by rshafferdc on June 10, 2008 - 11:19am.
I don't think they sell Bartles & Jaymes anymore do they?
LOL, I hope not.
The Pink Police will be out for blood. He commited one of their deadly sins, thou shalt not say the word "faggot", or you will lose your job and be bannished to Iowa.
I's loves Harpo but I'd kill em dead before I let him hit me.
ha ha.. that shit was yanked from utube.
utube is good 4 shit like that.
horrible crimes can be filmed girl gangs beating up victims and utube wont remove.. utube is very selective about what it censors....its totally random.
but i watched the vid.. didnt recognize anyone except shia l..
High School, playing quarters, oh yea, I remember guys like this.
When is he going to turn out his campaign on some pressing global issue?
That's when it gets to the ultimate doucheness.
And when he needs to save himself.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
what a moron...why does this douche have a career again? Talk about faggot, that's the gayest shit I've ever seen. Love the way they hug after his man beat him down. You know they had a hot time that night after the cameras were turned off. Master and servant bitch. ga ga ga ga gaaaaaaaaaaay
This is such a bad time for this to come out since Transformers 2 is filming. It does look like he's younger in the film but then he would be underage drinking if that were true.
He needs a personal assistant to be with him 24/7 making sure he's not getting into trouble from here on out. I hope he does the right thing and makes a statement saying he's a dumbass for doing that video.
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Stillll HOt!!!
For real. I'd like to see him get slapped by a tranny myself.
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Is some type of idiotic rite of passage? I remember one of my friends little brothers was doing the same thing and got a broken jaw out of it.
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Not to excuse the moronic behavior in the clip, but he clearly looks like 18 in it. This looks like some shit someone discovered they had from a couple years ago.
I don't think they sell Bartles & Jaymes anymore do they?
I read on another gossip blog (forget which) last nite a long account of how Shia's dad moved into Shia's garage cuz his teepee got too cold in winter. Now Shia can't get him out. I know he's your dad and all, but try parking the car in there and see if he takes the hint.
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"Slap a Douche" sounds like a great addition to a Carnival attraction.
Do, Michael K.! DO IT! I'll gladly pay a hefty ticket price for that honor.
Didn't MK post a while back about Shia complaining he couldn't get a woman to go home with him? This is why, twat. You act like a baby.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
This is a nice thing to wake up to.
Next, can someone hit John Mayer with a tube sock full of drywall screws?
Or Dane Cook with a rotting salmon?
Please?
Shauna Sands meat flaps could deliver a better bitch slap.
What the hell was that, and what was the point?
shhhh, that's my follow up "slap a douche" diet! after I finish slapping the titties off of fat kids!!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
And he's famous because...???
ok, for the longest time I didn't like him (when he was on Even Stevens). Then he kind of grew up into an attractive and humorous young man (so I thought).
This kind of behavior reinforces my distaste for him.
It's just stupid and juvenile. Grow the fuck up already.
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Wow...My nephews play that game (minus the slur's)...They're 5 and 7.
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Run! It's the clergy!
"If you get the opportunity to slap a douche, make it count."
Best line EVER!
good god my eight year old could slap better than that. what a turd.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Step aside folks so I can give this fucktard a can of whoop ass with a "foot up his ass" chaser.
He's just so... twatty.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Where did this fuggly douchetard come from anyway, and why won't he go back there? He should be bussing tables at Arby's.
OMG I need to absorb that for a while.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
They're huggin' out after THAT?! Shit would'nt even make a poodle yelp.Nobody even hit the floor.
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Oh geez, now is he going to be persecuted like Isaiah Washington or does he get a pass because he's a cute little white boy? I'm just sayin'.
I can't see this clip, But I don't care.. B/c I can't get over Shauna Sands fucking nipples on that next page over.. WTF.. I just looked at those thingies!! holy!!!! *holds mine close*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
somebody its going to explain to me how in the hell people believe Shia is hot or attractive
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Nice video. She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
Can't be bothered.