Madge Brings Out The Big Guns
And I'm not talking about her freaky tentacles! Holy Moly! reports that Madge has hired a real shark to handle her divorce from Guy Ritchie. She's reportedly working with Paul McCartney's divorce attorney, Nicholas Mostyn QC. Madge met with Nicholas at his offices in London 10 days ago. She really should've hired Heather Mills instead. Heather will do anything to win including pouring water all over the other counsel. That's dedication.
Madge and Guy have apparently grown apart. Guy is busy trying to make movies and Madge is busy putting out crap music.
Also, Holy Moly! seems to think that there isn't a pre-nup in place. I refuse to believe this shit right here. The woman is worth a gazillion dollars or something like that. She loves money more than anything else. She probably sleeps with the pre-nup. She doesn't cuddle with her husband, but she cuddles with her pre-nup. There's no way she's going to let any bitch get near her fortune.
Submitted by Lindalou on June 11, 2008 - 1:36am.
... Her hair is dry and frizzy. The skin on her face is rough, the skin on her body looks paper thin.
She reminds me of the tree hugging vegans you see and the market selling organic herbs. They always look thin, old and unhealthy. Their diets are obviously missing something.
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Totally agree. Frizzy hair shows hormonal disorder, in most cases adrenal gland malfunction and not sufficient contisol production.
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on June 11, 2008 - 3:27am.
I was wondering how long it would take for him to get rid of that borderline personality disorder poster-child.
She's totally abusing androgens and growth hormone. Trust. I'm an endocrinologist.
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Interesting! What are the signs of such abuse? And what are the pro/contra GH treatment?
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She didn't get a pre-nup? Jesus H. Christ, what a moron. She didn't actually believe this marriage would last, did she? I can't believe that someone so canny with money and business would make such a boneheaded move. I hope Guy takes her to the cleaners, which would be a just reward for her hubris.
Wow, this is news! Good for Guy for finally deciding to reclaim his balls.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Madge and Guy getting a divorce? This explains all those late night calls to James Haven, where Madonna asked him to "talk dirty to me"! Ugh!
James Haven can't get tangled with Madonna! She's too bossy. She likes to take over on everything. She's worse then Angie!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
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I was wondering how long it would take for him to get rid of that borderline personality disorder poster-child.
She's totally abusing androgens and growth hormone. Trust. I'm an endocrinologist.
First, I must not have gotten to the official divorce announcement yet. Is it farther down in the posts?
Second, she looks like hell and I don't mean that in a hater kind of way. The muscles prove the rumors that she has an obsession with working out. Her hair is dry and frizzy. The skin on her face is rough, the skin on her body looks paper thin.
She reminds me of the tree hugging vegans you see and the market selling organic herbs. They always look thin, old and unhealthy. Their diets are obviously missing something.
Please, this woman is not beating anyone up. She's about as big as a minute, and her arms only look muscular because she has no body fat...gee but she does have boobs and boobs are mostly fat. Huh, how do you think that happened?
Anyhoo, I do not consider her arms "mannish." If a man had those arms he'd be considered a freak.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Guy must have realized that Vadge was watering his ale down with Kaballah water.
i hope these rumors aren't true. i love madonna and appreciate her as one of the last creative celebrities with a brain. her thoughts are profound and her social work seems to be genuine. therefore i wish her all the best for her love life and that she's happy with her guy.
Submitted by girl_cheese on June 10, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Awww, I lost my bet on this one. I bet that he would've jumped off a bldg quite a few yrs ago.
hahahaha. Pretty safe bet, but he must hold it inside well.
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Pra-ying Mantis.
Pra-ying Mantis.
I hate you.
I hate you.
Now you got yer children. . .
Now you got yer children. . .
Ritchie head is gone.
Ritchie head is gone.
Sung to the tune of "Frère Jacques."
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Just because she says so . . . doesn't mean you have to do it.
Awww, I lost my bet on this one. I bet that he would've jumped off a bldg quite a few yrs ago.
You'll come a-waltzing matilda with me!
Wait, what?
When did this all start going on? I guess thats what I get for skipping past posts about Madge. =P
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I am pretty sure she believed she would get to be a big movie star marrying Guy.
It hasn't panned out for her, moving on now.
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
figured that would happen the second the adoption came through for David. She's so fake.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Kizzy,
SO TRUE. While he's pogo-ing on a rhino horn.
Still, I'd give good money to hear/see Guy say,"Gobble my crank, you pretentious whore! LadySuckadick, that's your name, take it, bitch, take it!"
It's a sickness, I'm aware....LMAO
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Kizzy,
"And Dennis Rodman said she wasn't kinky, hmmnf"
Well, that's all a matter of perspective! Dennis Rodman probably shoves tea-cup poodles up his ass, and spits on gerbils while a lemur wanks him off..
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Prenups are neither valid or invalid in England. They just aren't ENFORCEABLE. A judge may use his discretion to use a legal prenup as a point of guidance, but she need not follow it. It is just a piece of the puzzle in asset division. Some people don't bother getting one, because it can cause the legal proceedings to extend even longer and become even more expensive, and wealthy people don't necessarily part with half, like U.S. community property division ... it's different - it's generally far more equitable than in the U.S. (not so cut and dry). That said, hopefully Guy will get a heavy chunk of change for putting up with her pitbull ass.
Jancy Butler and Madge are separated at birth.
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Men are like a box of chocolates, if you wait too long the only ones left are the fruity ones or the nuts!
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on June 10, 2008 - 4:22pm.
This just confirms my theory that attractive, talented men should NEVER EVER marry women older than them. EVER! It literally sucks the life out of them or makes them crazy.
EH???This is irony right? That prematurely balding, beer belly bloated fucking Mockney a catch? Talent? Stupid hard man worshipping phoney gangster movies from a posh prick who put his scar down to bad boys when clearly he fell off his pony and hit his head on Daddy’s wallet? American’s laugh at her mock British accent but it is nowhere near as pathetically laughable as his fake cockney babbling.
Jesus wept, I am as bored with Madonna as the nest person (have a pie and lighten up love, you’re a pop singer not a brain surgeon) I think ol’ fakery fakey fake mutton features was lucky to get her.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Kizzy,
I bet she put a bridle and saddle on him and rode him like a pony!!
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And Dennis Rodman said she wasn't kinky, hmmnf!
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Why would someone consider extreme absence of body fat and popped out veins to be attractive? Does someone likes such women? Madge is desperately trying to forget that she is a woman. Although, the following video left me clueless:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ARVbcbxzhyw
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Men are like a box of chocolates, if you wait too long the only ones left are the fruity ones or the nuts!
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Bunny Rabbit,
"menopausal harpie" = Brilliant!
Kizzy,
I bet she put a bridle and saddle on him and rode him like a pony!!
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She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
This just confirms my theory that attractive, talented men should NEVER EVER marry women older than them. EVER! It literally sucks the life out of them or makes them crazy. Guy Ritchie should have known better than marry a menopausal harpie. He'll pay dearly for this.
Fprget Angelina's lips, it's all about her veins now! Veiny stick arms are the new sex craze.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Kizzy,
Are you kidding me?? That was the only time poor Guy ever got to speak freely!!
"Take it up the ass, you dirty, filthy WHOOOORE!!"
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Kizzy,
I contend they never bumped uglies. Sure he took it up the pooper a few times with her strap on, but they didn't do the deed. Rocco was a turkey baster baby.
Karen,
I craps you too!
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Ok she really needs to stop working out. she looks mannish enough already, she doesn't need pecs and biceps too. Not only that, but she's pale and veiny too....ahhhh :(
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Clarisse-- Thanks. I really thought it just said it all. I really do craps you, though.
I also have to thank you for my newly reignited dirty Madlibs obsession. It's pure gold to the juvenile heart (such as mine).
Actually, I think that they both got married with the best of all intentions... it must be sad for both,... but then again..Guy DID YOU NOT WATCH TRUTH OR DARE!!!
Madonna reject divorce lawyer claim:
"Madonna's public relations agent told Metro that these rumours are completely untrue and the couple's eight year relationship is still intact."
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=169895&in_page_id...
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Submitted by KD on June 10, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I thought pre-nups had no real legal worth in England?
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You can get pre nups in England & yes they have legal worth. They're just not that common (and really if your rich, they SHOULD be.)
The British attitude toward pre nups is slowly starting to change, we've had a few high profile divorce cases recently where the other half (no matter how long the couple has been together 2years, 6 years, 10 years etc...) has gotten half (or sometimes more.) Of course the rich are now starting to ask for pre nups to make sure they keep their money.
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Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Hmm... bet it's all denied by her P.R in the next 12 hours.
I love Madonna - I always will. It's just sad when people don't know when it's time (or maybe how) to switch gears. I betcha that's how Guy feels:(
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That's why you have to be careful when you name your kids... a Thor will be an angry twat.... a Madonna will think she is one.... Guy good luck in future...
Submitted by i_heart_jack on June 10, 2008 - 8:12am.
Here's an article that mentions a pre-nup in the U.K. in 2003 being upheld.
Yeah, they're not illegal or void in the UK; they're just not strictly enforced as they usually are in the US. The judge is allowed to consider them in the UK as a factor in allocating the marital assets. So you're still better off in the UK having one (unless, of course, you do something ridic like marry for love).
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I blame the ropey sinewy man arms.
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Congratulations Guy! It's about time.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 11:27am.
Kizzy,
I'd go there. But then again, i'm a whore =)
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A few days ago ... for no reason ( I couldn't spell appropos of nothing).. I thought of Guy and thought DID HE NOT SEE "TRUTH OR DARE"!!!!! wtf... ffs....
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 8:05am.
Did you give them stuff like "Ok...The English word for the ringing device you call people on is Soggy Asshole."
No, but that's a great idea. I was in my cups at that point. I forget the slang the spammer asked me about but it'll come to me later today, I bet.
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Bitch has Michael Jackson grade body dysmorphia if she believes those guns of hers look sexy.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Kizzy,
I'd go there. But then again, i'm a whore =)
Karen Flatts,
"I noncommittally stared at you and fell in love"
*sniff sniff*
That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me!
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Cue Guy's hook-ups telling all about catering to the hag's prop husband.
Cant wait to see her dating/slutting it up in the tabloids....truth or dare days revisted?