Madge Brings Out The Big Guns
And I'm not talking about her freaky tentacles! Holy Moly! reports that Madge has hired a real shark to handle her divorce from Guy Ritchie. She's reportedly working with Paul McCartney's divorce attorney, Nicholas Mostyn QC. Madge met with Nicholas at his offices in London 10 days ago. She really should've hired Heather Mills instead. Heather will do anything to win including pouring water all over the other counsel. That's dedication.
Madge and Guy have apparently grown apart. Guy is busy trying to make movies and Madge is busy putting out crap music.
Also, Holy Moly! seems to think that there isn't a pre-nup in place. I refuse to believe this shit right here. The woman is worth a gazillion dollars or something like that. She loves money more than anything else. She probably sleeps with the pre-nup. She doesn't cuddle with her husband, but she cuddles with her pre-nup. There's no way she's going to let any bitch get near her fortune.
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hopefully now that its over between them, madonna's lack of talent will stop rubbing off on guy and he can get back to making quality films (which he hasn't done since they have been together).
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 11:07am.
Kizzy,
Oh, i'd skip the wood ones! A little friction and POOF, fire.
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I don't think he'll have to worry about getting laid again. Most women will be too afraid of whatever Madonna did to it, to go there. Poor Guy!
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 11:07am.
But they're really nice! Lacquered and smooth, and they make a nice satisfying CLUNK whenever he sits.
Pine is nice, or a good cedar. Definitely a hardwood, to match the floors. Would hate for them to clash badly.
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Here's an article that mentions a pre-nup in the U.K. in 2003 being upheld:
http://www.agreements.co.uk/prenuptial.htm
The article also contains a list of some of the highest divorce settlements.
Clarisse and Kizzy,
I think he should get them in pine. Pine smells so nice.
Ahahhaha Kizzy!
"Neuticals" are hot. I think he should get wood, like George Washington's teeth. Imagine the satisfying clack, clack, clacking when he walks.
Kizzy,
Oh, i'd skip the wood ones! A little friction and POOF, fire.
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Run! It's the clergy!
I'll bet that ugly old skank waited until David was formally adopted and then dropped her poor pathetic husband. At least Sean Penn had the balls to stand up to her! Poor kids!
Submitted by madam s. on June 10, 2008 - 11:03am.
Kizzy,
ITA The important thing is to run, run far, and run fast. They sell "Neuticles" at the vet's office. He can have his choice of wood, rubber or plastic.
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Sheeps,
Awesome! Did you give them stuff like "Ok...The English word for the ringing device you call people on is Soggy Asshole. The word for the thing that keeps food cold is Whorebait."
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Run! It's the clergy!
Hey, Guy knew what he was getting into when he married Madonna.
She's too smart to let him ruin her.....look how far she has gotten in life....it wasn't by being a sweet natured passive woman.
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@Sheeps ((psssst~hide your black book))
***looking up and whistling through gapped teefs***
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Kizzy,
He's just going to have to escape without his balls, never look back, and buy a nice pair of prosthetic ones down the road.
Submitted by madam s. on June 10, 2008 - 10:59am.
she destroyed his career, his reputation, his spirit, and his hairline. Madge is a fucking talentless, vapid moron (although an impressively tenacious salesperson).
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WORD. Thank you, well said. Plus, she won't tell him which drawer she keeps his balls in.
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Guy deserves AT LEAST half of her shit seeing as she destroyed his career, his reputation, his spirit, and his hairline. Madge is a fucking talentless, vapid moron (although an impressively tenacious salesperson).
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 10, 2008 - 7:57am.
I know lots of tricks! Why?
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 7:52am.
Love Baby, OMG! I totally agree! She does look good in that dress!
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Sheeps, what kind of services are you offering and how much are you charging? I think all those Louboutin heels are going to your head! Everytime I turn around you are trying to do a "trick"
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Love Baby,
OMG! I totally agree! She does look good in that dress! It may be a bit low cut for such a formal affair though.
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DebFrmHell,
Regarding the gap...Unlike Lauren and David, Madge is evil from the inside...ain't nothing going to help that.
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I don't much care about Madonna these days--I kinda hope that Guy ass-rapes her financially--but I would be shocked if she didn't have a valid prenup. She could very well claim dual residency in NY and file for divorce there. The fact she met with a UK solicitor is not the last word; she might just be exploring her rights and duties at this point.
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 10, 2008 - 10:29am.
Now, since she is ditching Ritchie, does that mean she will now ditch that ridiculous British accent?
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Madonna?? Stop being pretentious?? Surely you jest...
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Pre-nups are illegal in Britain.
To be honest - I didn't think their marriage would have lasted this long. She is a shrewd business woman...but she is hardly a good singer or a dancer IMHO.
Now, since she is ditching Ritchie, does that mean she will now ditch that ridiculous British accent?
@pomegranate -- "Team Ritchie" isn't a bad idea, really. Can you imagine who's gonna represent "Team Madge"? Yep, all those shrieking fantards who sleep under a poster from "Body of Evidence" taped over their beds. Wait for the onslaught in 5... 4... 3... 2...
Madge has become the perfect illustration of how money can't buy you the soul of your choice, your youth, your talent, or sanity. She's a truly lost individual.
But I have absolutely no pity for her. None.
I do feel very sorry for Lourdes, Rocco, and David, however. It's always seemed that Madonna's biggest issue (right after Catholicism) has been her lack of a stable family. And congrats, bitch, you're doing it to your own kids -- and in the case of Lourdes and David it's their second round with it.
Wretch.
I thought pre-nups had no real legal worth in England?
How can a gap in the teefs look good on Lauren Hutton and David Letterman but go soooo terribly wrong on Madonna?
Because she is just ugly through and through...
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She's another one looking more and more beastly. She looks like she doesn't need to divorce him, she can just beat him to death. What a friggin mess!
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Now she's free to slam the strap-on in Timberlake's hole good and hard. He's probably smiling this morning at the news. Biel's man hands and man arms just cannot compare to Madge's.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 10, 2008 - 10:13am.
I don't know, Deb, I think she went behind your back and got the hookup from Satan. Be careful!! Hurry up and get Guy into a castle and don't lower the drawbridge!!
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We should go easy on Madonna. Now she's free to finally be the man she always wanted to be!
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@Kizzy, I come from HELL, remember? I got tricks up my sleeve (well, not really a sleeve, more like loose skin, or ass flaps) that I have not used in a zillion years! Let her bring it on. I will snap her like the twig that she is...
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On the one hand I give her such credit for being 50 years old and working so hard to stay in great shape. On the other hand, like everythnig else she does, this is way over the top and she looks like she straps on a dildo and gives it to Guy Ritchie every night.
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Wow...this is a terrible picture of her...and although its not surprising she is getting a divorce - I didn't know that any public announcement had been made....poor kids. Divorces are tough.
Did'nt know they were having issues.The camera panned to him & his crew @ this last UFC fight.No Madge.
The above picture is not that of Madonna, it is a 1920's South Dakota prarie woman. Notice the lack of dental care, the sunk-in I am starving cheeks,unwashed unkept hair and veing protruding from her malnourished body.
Guy I am too English hot for your skanky old Granny Clampett wanna be ass, has his own fortune and there for does not need her funds from prostitution. I hope he gets the newly adopted David because she will only scare him as she ages.
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 10, 2008 - 9:58am.
Deb, be careful. Madonna is built, she can probably snap you in half between her fingers. She'll bite your head off and spit it out through the gap in her teeth. Be careful! Guy needs to find a safehouse.
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She doesn't need a lawyer. Madge should just call on her friends at WWE and have a cage match! She'd win - you know she would.
BTW - I'd watch that shit. Just to see ol' Madge bodyslam the shit out of her hubby. LOL
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Mel-Tang, I am a fan of you but really. He only wants his own kid. Not Lourdes, Black African David who ended up as being the straw. Why would anyone who has their own kid go get more from a 3rd world country unlesss they are bat crazy. Apparently, he isn't. Blame him? Look, all the rumors of months ago are true!
She is a gross bitch
Poor Guy
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Eggggggs-actly!
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Somehow I don't think they would have a prenup. When they met Guy was hailed as this great director and then he made that crap fest with Madonna and his career went down the crapper. You'd think Madonna would have been smart but something tells me she didn't foresee her husbands sh-tty career.
Same thing happened with Angie. She adopted a kid and Billy Bob left her. Maybe both men weren't happy with adoption? Which makes me wonder, if your husband doesn't want to adopt, why would you go ahead with adoption? It's not like adopting a puppy or something, were talking about a kid.
isn't it nice how she pretended to have a nice stable home environment until the adoption was finalized.
fucking cuntrag.
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One of my favorite crushes is Guy Richie so now I can freely stalk him, right? Methinks he is the hotness! (After they actually seperate of course...)
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stupid bitch adopted cause it's trendy..
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
why are you using Yancy Butlers photo?
All that money and never got the gap in her front teeth fixed. I don't get it!