Madge Brings Out The Big Guns
And I'm not talking about her freaky tentacles! Holy Moly! reports that Madge has hired a real shark to handle her divorce from Guy Ritchie. She's reportedly working with Paul McCartney's divorce attorney, Nicholas Mostyn QC. Madge met with Nicholas at his offices in London 10 days ago. She really should've hired Heather Mills instead. Heather will do anything to win including pouring water all over the other counsel. That's dedication.
Madge and Guy have apparently grown apart. Guy is busy trying to make movies and Madge is busy putting out crap music.
Also, Holy Moly! seems to think that there isn't a pre-nup in place. I refuse to believe this shit right here. The woman is worth a gazillion dollars or something like that. She loves money more than anything else. She probably sleeps with the pre-nup. She doesn't cuddle with her husband, but she cuddles with her pre-nup. There's no way she's going to let any bitch get near her fortune.
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God she's foul!
Guy,
Take back your balls and get your paycheck, baby!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
I have a feeling she put off the divorce so she could get little David's adoption finalized.
Fucking control freak.
I bet this adoption was like a 'chase' and a thrill for her. She just wanted to see if she could throw her status and money in the face of these people to see how powerful she is.
I hate her.
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MK - you were first!!
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She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
She's gross. She has some sort of addiction to working out and it has made her look really, really unattractive. Older women don't look good with arms like that. It may look somewhat good on 20 year olds (maybe), but it does NOT look good at all on a 50 year old. Look at those nasty veins... She should cover up and go away.
Jessica Biel has man arms too. Not sexy.
Team Richie =)
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ImpertenintVixen, LMAO.
I don't particularly care for that word, but it's the only thing that ever comes to mind when I see this bitch's face or hear her stupid ass name.
Yes, I have the hatred of a million suns for her, I don't know why.
Oprah does the same thing to me. :)
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We all saw that divorce coming months ago. Imagine a man putting up with a crazy Kabbalah bitch and adopting a kid from Africa. We all saw it coming.Poor guy, literally. your wife is going insane but is too powerful to get help and avoids the mental ward. And Madonna, we are not fooled by your dark roots. we know you are going grey and you have tons of money to hire a hairdresser to do your roots. The hair colorist is busy planting fake dark roots to hide the silver. She must think we are all stupid. Fact is, she's stupid. Notice the difference in the dark roots. She has gone crazy being rich.
Ha Ha!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Oh, and didn't David Banda's adoption just become final? Now they divorce? Nice providing a family for the kid, Madge. Considering he already had one and all back in Afica.
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No prenup, so are they going to split everything 50/50? Does this mean that Guy only gets one testicle back?
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Hopefully it doesn't say in the (supposed) prenup that the division of assets will be decided by arm wrestling.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by pomegranate on June 10, 2008 - 9:44am.
I'm lame too! team Ritchie!
Bwahahahaha
Morning, DeeDee! Maybe that "ka-blah-blah" water actually IS vodka.
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didn't we learn from the McCartney fiasco that England doesn't give a fig about a pre-nup anyway. She was dumb enough to marry him in England...so she's screwed!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Her body is very unappealing. Those arms belong on an alien.
what?
where was I when this was breaking news?
"Climbs back under the rock."
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
No Prenup?
I hope Guy Ritchie sticks it to her for basically ruining his career and neutering him.
I hate Madonna with every fiber of my being. Pretentious, egotistical hag.
pomegranate, you got that right. There's nothing even remotely attractive about it. Not even if you're Iggy Pop. :)
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That's what I was gonna say IG. Maybe she's spiking her kabbalah water with vodka.
I'm with you pomegranate, Team Richie.
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Gaa! The hideous arms again! Why would anyone aspire to this?
Mel-Tang: I agree. And cunt-faced hag is a good one!
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islandgirl, yes, those arms are seperated at birth from Yancy's!
So ugly, why they can't see that is beyond me!
O M G!!! *gasps* WTF.. Seriously.. Divorce.. She will probably rip poor Guy apart! *gulp* oh, and Bwahahahaha.. Just because I can say Bwahahahaha
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I can't stand this cunt faced hag, and am really glad Guy came to his senses.
She's a stupid, untalented, ugly douchebag. I hope he gets the kids, too.
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She has Yancy Butler arms.
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Eww, I bet her boobs are all sweaty, being that they are all smuuuushed together like that.. They aren't sexy smuushed either.. gross..! Ok. I'll read now!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Huh? When did this happen?!
Team Ritchie! (lame)